It's almost like some morally bankrupt serial shoplifter took up stand up comedy and ended up continuing their depraved thievery by stealing the art of the comics they surround themselves with.
It's because she used to do real work and was funny, but she can't write in the voice of this super earnest PC character she's portrayed in the last three or four years. She submitted to them for easy fame and dug herself a hole in the process.
The stories of her stealing are from long before she was big (lol) and are too specific to just be made up out of anger.
If she's willing to steal from stores, steal beer from dudes her age, and then when confronted about it, spread lies about those people until they are physically harmed, yeah, I think she'd still material from other comedians.
I don't think she really cares about anyone except herself and her own fame. My only solace is that she also probably hates herself and feels like shit any time she's alone. Good.
She is so nice to other comics though. How could she be nice to comedians and then also steal jokes and be all around not funny? SUCH A WORLD ISN'T POSSIBLE!
I don't think anyone could have gone in a worse direction with that one if they tried. What an abject failure. I wish 'epic fail' wasn't outdated, because that was a biggie.
I don't even care about the thievery. The massive difference in funniness and the way it exposes how horribly untalented she is is more than worth it. I hope she keeps doing it. That difference is fucking humiliating.
But yet South Park 100% stole his AIDS joke because nobody ever made a "AIDS is a great weight loss tool" joke before Jim Norton. Sam Kinison didn't get nominated for a Grammy doing it or anything.
Why is this always a go-to defense for some people? Yes, I am sure many of us would fuck her and many of us have fucked much worse looking behemoths than Amy Schumer in our lifetimes. This sub is also full of degenerate alcoholics and pillheads who are dropping dead at an alarming rate. Does any of that somehow mean that Amy Schumer isn't a walking sack of filth?
Lol, you act like she's even average. She's objectively overweight by a substantial margin. There are plenty of people not only able to randomly get lucky, but are in steady relationships with people more attractive than her, and that's not some feat.
Over 50% of women look better than her.
It's like she's doing it on purpose now to troll us. She's the cunt who tries to repeat her bf's witty jokes to her friends, instantly making whatever joke was there to vanish.
I know the spotlight on joke stealing has been on her, rightly so, but to be devil's advocate, has anyone here ever bothered to pay attention to anyone else's jokes and if they're original or not?
The Chappelle bits are a little weak, in terms of her lifting them. The Attell joke is downright straight theft though. She stole from a dead black man (Patrice), now she's stealing from a member of her own tribe. Shameful.
She really isn't helping the female comic cause. Jeselnik wrote for her when she was moderately amusing. Metzger wrote her sketch show. Now she's writing her own stuff and stealing what she can. Her own material is horrible and her stolen material is vastly weaker than it's original sources. She's done-ski.
It was the angry pirate iirc, I love Patrice but I think he probably took this form somewhere also.
She is a hack though and Patrice was a one of a kind so Yano.
Jeez, I hope no one posts this on r/comedy or sends it to any news sites. Miss Piggy has, strangely, been plugging her upcoming bomb of a movie and has been oddly silent about her 1 star reviewed netflix special.
I, for one, would hate it if these further accusations of plagiarism spread beyond this sub. (I wouldn't.)
If Amy Schumer proves one thing, it's that all you need to be a successful modern comic is an easily identifiable gimmick. Hers is dirty talking feminist fatso. It doesn't really matter what she's saying, because her jokes and delivery are abominable. It's simply the audience has an idea of what she represents, and blindly assumes her words are a riot.
So John Mulaney and Attell both have a similar joke on blacking out, but theyre different enough that you can tell theyre original thoughts...and she fucking stole BOTH of them
Not only does she steal, she ruins the jokes in the process. Chappelle's joke completely subverts the audience's expectation of where he was going with the story, that's the part Schumer steals, but his locations add a level of absurdity that's strangely relatable. Because he's talking about locations people actually have in their homes. There's a bizarre logic in place. But Schumer's joke only works if you imagine she has a jar in bed with her. Oh wait... maybe that does make sense in her case.
But they're jews tho, they try to copyright all "words". Its easy to think of a lot of these jokes, I wouldn't really call them a joke, its more like a phrase. Its just like mencia, lot of his soo called jokes, I've thought of those before, and yet they were not as "good" never really heard the original material where he stole them from.
Eh look I mean before Trainwreck she was a fucking gem in the NYC non politically correct scene
You could see her on Red Eye any given night. I'm not defending her new material mostly because it's weak as fuck but I'm not going to hate her for putting out a shitty special.
She fell off without a doubt but let's not act like she wasn't hysterically anti PC at one point.
The "I used to date Mexican then I went consensual" is still an amazing career defining joke.
I'm pretty sure its her rapid flip-flop and embracing the PC side that did it. Not shockingly, it was the same time that her star was rapidly rising that she sold out and became a SJW and said her old material was just a "character". Then it became obvious she lifted a lot of her material, which will always seethe hatred, and rightly so. It also became obvious where her "edgy" material came from once it was widely known that she was banging Anthony Jeselnick when that material was written.
The "I used to date Mexican then I went consensual" is still an amazing career defining joke.
Yes, that Jeselnick written joke was pretty good and so obviously his style and delivery. Wake up faggot.
And just because someone was once a "darling" doesn't mean they can't do some shit to quickly fall from grace, justifying our hatred---Cumia is the most obvious example.
Okay I'm re-thinking what we've been told about the Netflix star system.
Everywhere I look on every different account this thing is at one star. Why do they keep saying that it's based on what they think I would like and not an actual shared rating by everyone? I watch a ton of stand-up so this thing should be higher, no?
Just seen her in Toronto and I did notice quite a few jokes I've heard a few times but just changed into a woman's perspective...like the old Dave Chappelle "having a woman tell you where to cum not when too cum"
This is the first time I've seen her specials and went there's absolutely no way your not stealing this. Especially the atell bit, everyone knows about that. The cum in the jar bit she stole from Chapelle has a bit more 'parallel thinking' credibility. But the time travel bit is soon atell it's unbelievable.
I'm most offended, that she tries to visualize her jar joke at the end by clumsily hurrying around in her stilettos (which are barely supporting her weight).
And yet if you show this to Attell he will just backpeddle and go "Yeah, but Amy's such a cool chick. She's just one of the guys. Happy for her success." Much like all of the other spineless comedians who are incapable of standing up for themselves, because Amy might throw them a bone some day for some bit part in a movie. They won't go after her until they know she's a safe target.
She's an awful tactician of the stage, thievery or no. Her ineptitude is truly cringe-worthy. It makes me appreciate popular, lame things within mass public consciousness that are at least done with professionalism.
I'm pretty sure its her rapid flip-flop and embracing the PC side that did it. Not shockingly, it was the same time that her star was rapidly rising that she sold out and became a SJW and said her old material was just a "character". Then it became obvious she lifted a lot of her material, which will always seethe hatred, and rightly so. It also became obvious where her "edgy" material came from once it was widely known that she was banging Anthony Jeselnick when that material was written.
The "I used to date Mexican then I went consensual" is still an amazing career defining joke.
Yes, that Jeselnick written joke was pretty good and so obviously his style and delivery. Wake up faggot.
And just because someone was once a "darling" doesn't mean they can't do some shit to quickly fall from grace, justifying our hatred---Cumia is the most obvious example.
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n/a MischiefMakersProd 2017-03-14
Here are all of the new examples since the last compilation. The 2 from her new special, and the 2 from her new movie.
https://vid.me/t5SB
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-03-14
Good bless you
n/a MischiefMakersProd 2017-03-14
Here is the Youtube version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsAiEnP6naA
n/a telepepper 2017-03-14
Oh my.. she just keeps doing it.
n/a OpiesTrainingBra 2017-03-14
Wow her management just don't give a fuck either they just keep cashing in
n/a joeroganstinyleg 2017-03-14
piggy has more in common with trump than her army of sjw's who confuse being a whore with being empowered would care to admit
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-03-14
It's almost like some morally bankrupt serial shoplifter took up stand up comedy and ended up continuing their depraved thievery by stealing the art of the comics they surround themselves with.
n/a callmesnake13 2017-03-14
It's because she used to do real work and was funny, but she can't write in the voice of this super earnest PC character she's portrayed in the last three or four years. She submitted to them for easy fame and dug herself a hole in the process.
n/a moistfencewood 2017-03-14
Great point
n/a TenguBuranchi 2017-03-14
You mean Jesilnik used to do real work and was funny?
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-03-14
The stories of her stealing are from long before she was big (lol) and are too specific to just be made up out of anger.
If she's willing to steal from stores, steal beer from dudes her age, and then when confronted about it, spread lies about those people until they are physically harmed, yeah, I think she'd still material from other comedians.
I don't think she really cares about anyone except herself and her own fame. My only solace is that she also probably hates herself and feels like shit any time she's alone. Good.
n/a kimchifart 2017-03-14
I think you'll find it's actually is like that and that you're wrong by saying it's almost like that.
n/a DogStar_GodTsar 2017-03-14
Why hasn't Joe Rogan gone full Mencia on her yet?
n/a NormMcdongloads 2017-03-14
fucking stop it guys she's too brave she doesn't need this!
n/a sickfuckinpuppies 2017-03-14
it takes a brave person to be that pathetic.
n/a thebedshow 2017-03-14
She is so nice to other comics though. How could she be nice to comedians and then also steal jokes and be all around not funny? SUCH A WORLD ISN'T POSSIBLE!
n/a WaddleLikeACuck 2017-03-14
Nice editing OP. I'm sure the good folks over over at /r/videos would appreciate your work as well
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-03-14
Stop! Thief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n/a Yakovpiscopo 2017-03-14
She moves with the grace of latter day Andre the Giant
n/a OpiesTrainingBra 2017-03-14
I don't know what's worse - the fact that no one tells her these jokes aren't original or tells her to cover her arms.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-14
Those disgusting slabs literally made her rich. They're her brand.
n/a Holyurethra 2017-03-14
Stealing this comment to point out that the Amy defenders are out in full force https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/5zfnr8/comment/dexq7rv
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-14
It fucking infuriates me that people are trying to defend her. Genuine hatred for them.
n/a axeheadroad 2017-03-14
they look like legs
n/a EricHitchmo 2017-03-14
Did you see The Last King of Scotland? She had a cameo.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-03-14
Imagine being an Amy Schumer Yes Gay. Cause you know she wants to collect as many gay dudes as possible to tell her she is "fierce."
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-14
"Anybody want a peanut? Or a couple of jars of peanut butter and 3 loaves of white bread? And some chocolate. And a vat of lard?"
See, because she's a fatter, greedier Fezzik.
n/a Yakovpiscopo 2017-03-14
One time Amy drank 100 beers in a sitting and passed out in a hotel lobby and they put a table cloth over her since no one could move her
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-03-14
It's still real to me, damnit!
n/a LAMF92 2017-03-14
What a beast!
n/a kingship75 2017-03-14
The Hulkster's not gonna' be able to body-slam that, brother-Jack dude!
n/a imcrapyall 2017-03-14
So dead?
n/a OpiesTrainingBra 2017-03-14
The real question is - WHEN IS SHE GONNA START DOING FAT JOKES?????
n/a eagseagle 2017-03-14
She moves with the grace of Andre the Giant current year
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-03-14
What a despicable Jew rodent.
n/a sickfuckinpuppies 2017-03-14
she should work in a diner in the middle of nowhere.
n/a kimchifart 2017-03-14
Traditionally diners are expected to hold large stocks of food. This wouldn't work.
n/a Cold-in-the-D 2017-03-14
Her delivery is top notch
IN DIS JARRRR !!!!!
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-14
I don't think anyone could have gone in a worse direction with that one if they tried. What an abject failure. I wish 'epic fail' wasn't outdated, because that was a biggie.
n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-03-14
"As a comic". See, you and I normal folk would never come up with a line like "Jar!"
n/a CookieHaid 2017-03-14
She's been doing it since she was 18...SNORT
n/a OpiesTrainingBra 2017-03-14
Starting a "joke" with that is infuriating. Just show us you're a comic; don't tell us.
n/a arudareh 2017-03-14
She's just relating to her fanbase who invariable preface their shitty opinions with "As an X..."
n/a Icon_Crash 2017-03-14
I know, I'd be like all "IN DIS GLASS CONTAINER WITH A SCREW-ON LID!!". She's so funny and smart. Brave too.
n/a rottenseed 2017-03-14
"as a comedian..."
What a dumb thing to say as a comedian on stage.
n/a mcb84 2017-03-14
As a comedic xerox machine
n/a CCRed95 2017-03-14
I was thinking "he said fishbowl, i wonder what whacky thing shes gonna change it to..."
...jar
n/a axeheadroad 2017-03-14
that seriously shattered my low expectations
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-03-14
You don't think a jar is as wacky a place to cum?
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-03-14
Speaking of a jar that's what I wish Amy's skull was
n/a aleon33 2017-03-14
sad that this joke was better than the entire special
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-03-14
are you saying i should write a special
n/a arudareh 2017-03-14
tssyeah, special ed or somthin
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-14
Good one, Chip.
n/a aleon33 2017-03-14
could be an autobiography
n/a imcrapyall 2017-03-14
FAWKIN HALARIOUS
n/a mcb84 2017-03-14
Hmmmm, where would a funny place be to cum....hmmm....a......a jar?
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-14
I don't even care about the thievery. The massive difference in funniness and the way it exposes how horribly untalented she is is more than worth it. I hope she keeps doing it. That difference is fucking humiliating.
n/a rahtin 2017-03-14
I think she's trying to get fat enough to start stealing Melissa McCarthy's roles.
I've never seen her try those Matt Foley moves before this unwatchable shit pile of a special.
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-03-14
Hopefully after this bomb of a special Big Amy will be living in a van down by the river.
n/a LarryKleist711 2017-03-14
Or dead on a hotel room floor.
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-03-14
"Amy is a friend" - Earthworm Jim.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-14
But yet South Park 100% stole his AIDS joke because nobody ever made a "AIDS is a great weight loss tool" joke before Jim Norton. Sam Kinison didn't get nominated for a Grammy doing it or anything.
n/a arudareh 2017-03-14
Does that make Amy Queen Slug-for-a-butt?
n/a PassProtect15 2017-03-14
OH NO
n/a gcwrestling08 2017-03-14
Jesus fucking Christ, look at those fucking linebacker shoulders. That's even worse than being just fat. She's built like a vending machine.
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-03-14
I know. It's hot.
n/a jackpower76 2017-03-14
Tss more like cold or sumthin
n/a Doitforthechesty 2017-03-14
You wouldn't fuck her? I'd like to see who you pounded last.
n/a DickensCoffee 2017-03-14
Can you and your fellow faggots who arrived here from /r/all please fuck off
n/a Doitforthechesty 2017-03-14
Nigga I've been listening to Anthony Cumia since I was a teenager
Fuck off with that shit
n/a jerkmachine 2017-03-14
You're definitely still a teenager
n/a gcwrestling08 2017-03-14
100% absolutely not. You can tell it's a fucking mess down there. Probably cold and not as wet as it should be.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-03-14
Why is this always a go-to defense for some people? Yes, I am sure many of us would fuck her and many of us have fucked much worse looking behemoths than Amy Schumer in our lifetimes. This sub is also full of degenerate alcoholics and pillheads who are dropping dead at an alarming rate. Does any of that somehow mean that Amy Schumer isn't a walking sack of filth?
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-14
I'm all in with the pills
n/a Doitforthechesty 2017-03-14
Well a lot of the hate is centered on her appearance instead of how fucking awful her last special was.
n/a LAMF92 2017-03-14
Ooooooo
n/a jerkmachine 2017-03-14
Lol, you act like she's even average. She's objectively overweight by a substantial margin. There are plenty of people not only able to randomly get lucky, but are in steady relationships with people more attractive than her, and that's not some feat. Over 50% of women look better than her.
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-03-14
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
n/a Benay148 2017-03-14
Why does she have traps like Brock Lesnar?
n/a Osca_rg 2017-03-14
I love chappelle, so funny.
n/a Thizzordie010 2017-03-14
It's like she's doing it on purpose now to troll us. She's the cunt who tries to repeat her bf's witty jokes to her friends, instantly making whatever joke was there to vanish.
n/a ristaai 2017-03-14
Ya stole it Amy, ya big fat pig
n/a DipsomaniacDawg 2017-03-14
Even if you wrote this off as "parallel thinking" this video is still embarrassing based on how bad her delivery is.
n/a Magisk_ 2017-03-14
something.. something.. food delivery. fuck yeah.
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-03-14
I know the spotlight on joke stealing has been on her, rightly so, but to be devil's advocate, has anyone here ever bothered to pay attention to anyone else's jokes and if they're original or not?
n/a Vibber 2017-03-14
You seem like the kind of guy that shows up to a circle jerk with condoms.
n/a jackpower76 2017-03-14
Got a niggas ribs hurtin tonight
n/a codenamefamousamos 2017-03-14
If I hadn't already spent all my money on drugs I'd give you gold, sir. I'm going to steal this one and claim it as my own, thanks.
n/a codenamefamousamos 2017-03-14
Nope. Nobody pays any attention to any other comedian, they all get a pass for stealing 'cept her.
n/a Viking_Lordbeast 2017-03-14
I wonder how out of breath she was when she did that little jig at the end.
n/a CookieHaid 2017-03-14
Sir, that's a split-screen; Chappelle wasn't actually there with her.
n/a Viking_Lordbeast 2017-03-14
dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-14
The Chappelle bits are a little weak, in terms of her lifting them. The Attell joke is downright straight theft though. She stole from a dead black man (Patrice), now she's stealing from a member of her own tribe. Shameful.
She really isn't helping the female comic cause. Jeselnik wrote for her when she was moderately amusing. Metzger wrote her sketch show. Now she's writing her own stuff and stealing what she can. Her own material is horrible and her stolen material is vastly weaker than it's original sources. She's done-ski.
n/a undersight 2017-03-14
What joke(s) did she steal from Patrice? I don't normally follow Amy but if she did that then that's fucked up.
n/a Randythegeologist 2017-03-14
It was the angry pirate iirc, I love Patrice but I think he probably took this form somewhere also. She is a hack though and Patrice was a one of a kind so Yano.
n/a Peckah_Inspectah 2017-03-14
The bit was old when Patrice was doing it, but with him it seemed like it was a throwaway as part of his crowdwork.
Amy used this middle school joke to close a special.
n/a CookieHaid 2017-03-14
Holy SHIT! Bitch got FAAAAAAAAT!
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-14
Jeez, I hope no one posts this on r/comedy or sends it to any news sites. Miss Piggy has, strangely, been plugging her upcoming bomb of a movie and has been oddly silent about her 1 star reviewed netflix special.
I, for one, would hate it if these further accusations of plagiarism spread beyond this sub. (I wouldn't.)
n/a MaskedUploader 2017-03-14
it's already on /r/all
https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/5zfnr8/amy_schumer_stealing_other_peoples_jokes_and/
n/a MischiefMakersProd 2017-03-14
Well shit.
Should've put this on my Youtube channel. Definitely didn't expect this to blow up like it did.
n/a TheGreaterTool 2017-03-14
She can't keep getting away with this!!!
n/a NashuaDan 2017-03-14
I haven't seen unapologetic thievery of artwork like that since Nazi Germany.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-03-14
nazi germany was revenge for 9/11
n/a goldstandard32 2017-03-14
9/11 was an inside job
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-14
The special really is Iliza-level bad.
n/a n2hvywght 2017-03-14
Stolen jokes or not, she still isn't funny
n/a dirtborg 2017-03-14
Well, at least we know whose jokes she was trying to tell this time around.
n/a bill_burrs_butthole 2017-03-14
This video would be longer if she had told more than three jokes.
n/a fish_flower 2017-03-14
is it just me or is she quite a full figure gal?
n/a ZigginZaggin 2017-03-14
Was she a great big fat person?
n/a spicysandwich80 2017-03-14
Even if she's not stealing, she's doing less funny versions of other comics' jokes
n/a RaqioFan 2017-03-14
Even with the same jokes she's terrible because her timing and delivery is complete dog shit
n/a RaqioFan 2017-03-14
Why does she walk around like she's pretending to be a tea kettle? My 3 year old thinks she's hilarious.
n/a RaqioFan 2017-03-14
She stole Chris Rock's pump fat bit just by wearing her shoes.
https://youtu.be/1F43JU0N5DM
n/a blackirishlad 2017-03-14
oh no... that's not good...
n/a BullsLawDan 2017-03-14
Jesus. She ripped off the "blacked out drinking / time travel" joke? That's practically a part of Dave's lexicon.
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-03-14
THANK YOU
THANK YOU GIRL!
n/a truthie 2017-03-14
If Amy Schumer proves one thing, it's that all you need to be a successful modern comic is an easily identifiable gimmick. Hers is dirty talking feminist fatso. It doesn't really matter what she's saying, because her jokes and delivery are abominable. It's simply the audience has an idea of what she represents, and blindly assumes her words are a riot.
n/a sanfrancisco69er 2017-03-14
So John Mulaney and Attell both have a similar joke on blacking out, but theyre different enough that you can tell theyre original thoughts...and she fucking stole BOTH of them
n/a OpiesTrainingBra 2017-03-14
Me hopes she blacks out for good
n/a truthie 2017-03-14
Not only does she steal, she ruins the jokes in the process. Chappelle's joke completely subverts the audience's expectation of where he was going with the story, that's the part Schumer steals, but his locations add a level of absurdity that's strangely relatable. Because he's talking about locations people actually have in their homes. There's a bizarre logic in place. But Schumer's joke only works if you imagine she has a jar in bed with her. Oh wait... maybe that does make sense in her case.
n/a KingDonaldTrump 2017-03-14
Fuck the haters, all this proves is that Amy is just as funny as the best male comics. #MasculinitySoFragile
n/a realister 2017-03-14
oh yea front page right now!
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-03-14
"Has anyone ever blacked out, and been awake when they've come out of it"
Can someone explain how that sentence isn't retarded as fuck?
n/a MischiefMakersProd 2017-03-14
No.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-03-14
I have a sleepwalking friend who ''woke'' up fucking his flatmate [chick]. Verified the story.
n/a Clown_Shoe 2017-03-14
Yea. Your memory blacks out from drinking but you come back out of it before you pass out.
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-03-14
I just looked up the definition of blacking out on urban dictionary.
She's really is a hack.
n/a Clown_Shoe 2017-03-14
Where are you from where you've never heard the term blacking out before. I thought it was universally known.
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-03-14
Australia.
It is universally known, but I thought it meant passing out.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-14
SUHSHI FUKKEN WAHSABEH OR SUMTHIN
n/a Danny1551 2017-03-14
It must be stopped.
n/a jacobslighthouse 2017-03-14
Newsflash, ALL comedians still jokes. There's nothing original about any of them, same with singers and musicians.
n/a codenamefamousamos 2017-03-14
Two things:
No, not every comedian steals and if you think that's true you must be listening to the the most milquetoast, middle of the road hacks out there.
Newsflash? Seriously? Who the fuck says newsflash? Where the fuck have you ever seen a newsflash?
n/a jacobslighthouse 2017-03-14
News-Flash: Yes, every comedian steals (borrows, uses, copies, etc). If you think that's not true, you're an idiot.
Oh and News-Flash is what you way to get stupid people's attention.
n/a codenamefamousamos 2017-03-14
Borrows, uses, copies and steals aren't interchangeable words so it might be a good idea to reconsider who you're calling stupid.
Glass houses and stones, genius.
Stop acting like a dumb cunt. Whoops. I mean NEWSFLASH - Stop acting like a dumb cunt.
n/a cunt_cuntula 2017-03-14
But they're jews tho, they try to copyright all "words". Its easy to think of a lot of these jokes, I wouldn't really call them a joke, its more like a phrase. Its just like mencia, lot of his soo called jokes, I've thought of those before, and yet they were not as "good" never really heard the original material where he stole them from.
n/a rock_zilla41 2017-03-14
One time Amy drank hundred beers in a worse direction with that one if they're original or not, she still isn't funny.
n/a zachefron32 2017-03-14
My three year old thinks she's doing it or anything.
n/a Doitforthechesty 2017-03-14
The special sucked and sure she's overweight but she owns that shit.
I'll never understand the hate on her beyond the plagiarism accusations. She's not Lena Dunham for instance.
She's a poor mans female Louis C.K. Another comedian who mostly talks about shit that would disgust the other sex
Also instead of downvoting me just go ahead and refute any of my points. Constructive conversation is good
n/a OpiesTrainingBra 2017-03-14
She does not own it. Does she start any joke w "as a fat girl..."?
n/a Doitforthechesty 2017-03-14
Eh look I mean before Trainwreck she was a fucking gem in the NYC non politically correct scene
You could see her on Red Eye any given night. I'm not defending her new material mostly because it's weak as fuck but I'm not going to hate her for putting out a shitty special.
She fell off without a doubt but let's not act like she wasn't hysterically anti PC at one point.
The "I used to date Mexican then I went consensual" is still an amazing career defining joke.
n/a RaqioFan 2017-03-14
I'm pretty sure its her rapid flip-flop and embracing the PC side that did it. Not shockingly, it was the same time that her star was rapidly rising that she sold out and became a SJW and said her old material was just a "character". Then it became obvious she lifted a lot of her material, which will always seethe hatred, and rightly so. It also became obvious where her "edgy" material came from once it was widely known that she was banging Anthony Jeselnick when that material was written.
Yes, that Jeselnick written joke was pretty good and so obviously his style and delivery. Wake up faggot.
And just because someone was once a "darling" doesn't mean they can't do some shit to quickly fall from grace, justifying our hatred---Cumia is the most obvious example.
n/a MischiefMakersProd 2017-03-14
Here is the Youtube version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsAiEnP6naA
n/a vitisrotundifolia 2017-03-14
Honorable mention: Louis' "farting in a pillow"
n/a fish_flower 2017-03-14
good work gang!
mischief maker, if it wasn't a queer thing to do i'd give you gold reddit stranger!
n/a MischiefMakersProd 2017-03-14
Thank you sir.
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-03-14
How much more evidence do people need?
n/a MischiefMakersProd 2017-03-14
We're at 21 currently.
Shit, we might need Cosby numbers.
n/a 9inety9ine 2017-03-14
How do you steal a Chappelle joke and make it not funny? Goddamn...
n/a 100001000 2017-03-14
How long until she does her "there are blacks and then there are niggas" bit?
n/a RickVince 2017-03-14
Okay I'm re-thinking what we've been told about the Netflix star system.
Everywhere I look on every different account this thing is at one star. Why do they keep saying that it's based on what they think I would like and not an actual shared rating by everyone? I watch a ton of stand-up so this thing should be higher, no?
Why would they lie?
/serious
n/a metaphor67 2017-03-14
She's a split- screen; Chappelle wasn't hysterically anti Personal Computer at one point.
n/a bonesy42 2017-03-14
Just seen her in Toronto and I did notice quite a few jokes I've heard a few times but just changed into a woman's perspective...like the old Dave Chappelle "having a woman tell you where to cum not when too cum"
n/a danimalplanimal 2017-03-14
and yet, still manages to not be funny
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-03-14
This is like Cosby now, there's so many it doesn't faze people any more.
n/a Audibledogfarts 2017-03-14
who knew cum weight is worse than water weight?
n/a automaton30 2017-03-14
Her delivery is so fucking bad..
n/a BeachCruisin22 2017-03-14
Why is she walking around like a little kid who just joined the gym with invisible lat syndrome? What a pig.
n/a romes_revnge 2017-03-14
Surface-To-Air Missile Kinison didn't expect this to blow up like it wasn't a queer thing to do real work and was funny?
n/a JewsRUs630 2017-03-14
This is the first time I've seen her specials and went there's absolutely no way your not stealing this. Especially the atell bit, everyone knows about that. The cum in the jar bit she stole from Chapelle has a bit more 'parallel thinking' credibility. But the time travel bit is soon atell it's unbelievable.
n/a djblaze666 2017-03-14
Send in Joe Rogan & the joke police to make an arrest. Hope he's heavily armed.
n/a RaqioFan 2017-03-14
You know she is, look at those water wings she's packing
n/a Spicy-Legato 2017-03-14
Surprisingly, Joe doesn't seem to think there is any fuckery going on. Huge disappointment.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-03-14
I'm most offended, that she tries to visualize her jar joke at the end by clumsily hurrying around in her stilettos (which are barely supporting her weight).
n/a usa_bad_9ss 2017-03-14
My three year old thinks she's writing her own fame.
n/a OpiesTrainingBra 2017-03-14
Attell's album cover was made back in 2003 when the technology to photoshop his Jew face didn't exist.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-03-14
And yet if you show this to Attell he will just backpeddle and go "Yeah, but Amy's such a cool chick. She's just one of the guys. Happy for her success." Much like all of the other spineless comedians who are incapable of standing up for themselves, because Amy might throw them a bone some day for some bit part in a movie. They won't go after her until they know she's a safe target.
n/a tar_baby33 2017-03-14
Eh...Attell is just too nice. He rules.
n/a kevin121312 2017-03-14
looks like it's getting some press
https://heatst.com/entertainment/amy-schumer-caught-stealing-more-jokes-for-netflix-stand-up-special/
n/a DRIPSCBW 2017-03-14
The amount of times she says "like" in this short clip... holy shit, and she's supposed to be a "pro".. fucking pig, open mic garbage
n/a jfral 2017-03-14
She's an awful tactician of the stage, thievery or no. Her ineptitude is truly cringe-worthy. It makes me appreciate popular, lame things within mass public consciousness that are at least done with professionalism.
n/a tar_baby33 2017-03-14
I thought "no way she did that again"...but she did. She's the worst...and fat.
n/a GODZILLA_BANKROLL 2017-03-14
how r there 1.3 million views already??
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-03-14
Well she certainly can't parallel park #AhBoo
n/a Magisk_ 2017-03-14
something.. something.. food delivery. fuck yeah.
n/a CookieHaid 2017-03-14
Sir, that's a split-screen; Chappelle wasn't actually there with her.
n/a RaqioFan 2017-03-14
I'm pretty sure its her rapid flip-flop and embracing the PC side that did it. Not shockingly, it was the same time that her star was rapidly rising that she sold out and became a SJW and said her old material was just a "character". Then it became obvious she lifted a lot of her material, which will always seethe hatred, and rightly so. It also became obvious where her "edgy" material came from once it was widely known that she was banging Anthony Jeselnick when that material was written.
Yes, that Jeselnick written joke was pretty good and so obviously his style and delivery. Wake up faggot.
And just because someone was once a "darling" doesn't mean they can't do some shit to quickly fall from grace, justifying our hatred---Cumia is the most obvious example.