Even as a massive comedy fan, I feel like the intricacies of bit/set crafting have now been exhausted from Podcasts alone. I've started to cringe, even when my all time favorite comedians bring it up.
It's a fucking three hour podcast. In what universe would these things cherry picked by you not come up. You know, if you're not a fan of Jim Norton, perhaps this was not for you.
Whoa Jimmy had such weird crazy childhood sexual experiences huh?!
Whoa trannies too? Whoa lol
whoa meaty vaginas? oooh shit freak bitches!
customer service stinks! These ssssavages! Baby boy!
Calm rational discussion of the craft of this amazing thing we do called "stand up comedy" we'll talk about it like it's painting the sistine chapel and you WILL respect us!
whoa man Joe, you smoke a LOT of weed huh? I can't man, I had to stop doing hardcore drugz at 18.
What kind of old man would you prefer to become? None of us will ever be wise, respectable, wealthy old men so we might as well focus on being so creepy that people can't turn away while we talk lest we do yucky things to them while their back is turned.
Jimmy said something along the lines that he is so much happier now and he does not complain about things like he used to....Huh? Is he that fucking unaware?
he said he does "curls" and joe rogan almost lost his proverbial shit. then norton cried about having 'tendinitis' for a year as an excuse for not lifting, lmao
JR: "what was that 90's movie we were saying the other week would never get remade nowadays?
...
Oh yeah, I remember, its National Lampoon's Vacation."
Breakdown for you autists
46min- meaty pussies
48min- ant likes young "girls
53min- airline complaint
61min- sleep apnea
64min- jui jitzu work out
66min- addiction
79min- 1st piss break
81min- sleep apnea again
83min- repeated patrice story
86min- sleep apnea again
90min- all jimmys addictions
117min- uber driver complaint
121min- pontificating jimmy
122min- yeah thats a tricky one jimmy
142min- jimmys diet
I bet Jimmy is actually pretty vanilla in bed, has trouble maintaining erections and wants to hold hands after. And has probably only been with two prostitutes.
57 comments
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-03-14
DUDE WEED LMAO featuring OMG TRANNIES LOL
n/a Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-03-14
I'm actually enjoying the podcast but this is funny.
n/a titcity 2017-03-14
I'm setting the over/under of "potent coffee" mentions by jimmy at 47. Place your bids folks
n/a orangeeyedunicorn 2017-03-14
Holy Christ were already at the craft of comedy
n/a tippydiver 2017-03-14
Even as a massive comedy fan, I feel like the intricacies of bit/set crafting have now been exhausted from Podcasts alone. I've started to cringe, even when my all time favorite comedians bring it up.
Actually, I was sure that we hit the wall once I saw this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufdvYrTeTuU&t
Yuck.
n/a Pacman999 2017-03-14
It's a fucking three hour podcast. In what universe would these things cherry picked by you not come up. You know, if you're not a fan of Jim Norton, perhaps this was not for you.
n/a needlenose_pliers 2017-03-14
I clicked the link and what do you know, jim talking about meaty vaginas.
n/a MisterRogan 2017-03-14
Whoa Jimmy had such weird crazy childhood sexual experiences huh?!
Whoa trannies too? Whoa lol
whoa meaty vaginas? oooh shit freak bitches!
customer service stinks! These ssssavages! Baby boy!
Calm rational discussion of the craft of this amazing thing we do called "stand up comedy" we'll talk about it like it's painting the sistine chapel and you WILL respect us!
whoa man Joe, you smoke a LOT of weed huh? I can't man, I had to stop doing hardcore drugz at 18.
There. Saved you 3 hours.
n/a baraksobamas 2017-03-14
Thank you.
n/a not_copomash 2017-03-14
Be honest did you even need to listen to write this ?
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-14
So far they only hit 1 of your hilarious 6. Better luck next time homo.
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-14
what? its true.
n/a 1475315963 2017-03-14
it's almost like you've listened to 100s of hours of the guy talk
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-03-14
Joe's got these long arms like a fuckin' ape. He'd just shatter your jaw. Joe is a problem.
n/a PartsUnknown10 2017-03-14
Jimmy thinkin he is so cool by wearing his headphones like that like that. Smh
n/a not_copomash 2017-03-14
Will he bring up his Afrin addiction (he clearly doesn't understand).
n/a randomdewd99 2017-03-14
He's such a creepy old man
n/a NinthReich 2017-03-14
What kind of old man would you prefer to become? None of us will ever be wise, respectable, wealthy old men so we might as well focus on being so creepy that people can't turn away while we talk lest we do yucky things to them while their back is turned.
n/a wllmweller 2017-03-14
Jimmy said something along the lines that he is so much happier now and he does not complain about things like he used to....Huh? Is he that fucking unaware?
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-14
Says the guy complaining hardcorely right now.
n/a ehondaslaps 2017-03-14
Norton is a bore
n/a TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-03-14
This little creeps inside the actors studio talk on his perversion is revolting.
n/a Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-03-14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpNTi8z3I-Y
n/a TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-03-14
Dear god. I was more so referring to his esteemed professor or pontoficating character that CQ da God pointed out years back.
n/a not_copomash 2017-03-14
I love the glimpse inside the creative process for these two ground breaking artists.
n/a IIIVIII 2017-03-14
Jimmy is such a creepy little degenerate. Is he a cokehead? Fucking rambling worm
n/a maloonigans 2017-03-14
There was a period before the breakup where I wondered if he was a pothead or something.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-03-14
If he was a cokehead he would be interesting
n/a ehondaslaps 2017-03-14
honestly whenever jim talks about relationship stuff i feel like hes just making up weird shit, because he doesnt really have experience.
n/a Thelonius16 2017-03-14
Why does he need the horrifying picture of his head?
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-03-14
Jim sucks.
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-03-14
Tuned in. They were talking politics.
n/a ehondaslaps 2017-03-14
oh god he just brought up ty cobb
hes a fucking one trick pony..
n/a noamshouseparty 2017-03-14
Both faggots.
n/a Scott_Farkus 2017-03-14
2 piss breaks? Go to the doctor.
n/a ehondaslaps 2017-03-14
jim is subtly making fun of joe rogan for clearing his throat all the time. the one good moment of this shit podcast
n/a ehondaslaps 2017-03-14
jm has 3 different female personal trainers, and he also says he wishes he could get rid of his gut. hmm
n/a FloggingTheHorses 2017-03-14
What does he do at the gym? It's crazy how diet-conscious he is yet has the body composition of a beached jellyfish
n/a ehondaslaps 2017-03-14
he said he does "curls" and joe rogan almost lost his proverbial shit. then norton cried about having 'tendinitis' for a year as an excuse for not lifting, lmao
n/a SlamballReunionTour 2017-03-14
He didn't happen to mention "female energy", did he?
n/a simplexplodingman 2017-03-14
Enough with the "energy" already
n/a TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-03-14
I guarantee it's just fuckarounditis. He should be eating a shitload and lifting heavy.
n/a maloonigans 2017-03-14
He complains that he's too tired to do strenuous activity and his trainers take it easy on him.
n/a ha_thats_funny 2017-03-14
Joe Rogan with glasses looks like a retarded ogre
http://imgur.com/a/702hV
n/a Lasagna_Hat 2017-03-14
He looks like the gorilla from Overwatch
n/a maloonigans 2017-03-14
Rogan got himself some readers?
How long until he's wearing 2 pairs on his head like Ronnie B.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-14
He has come to terms with his baldness unlike Ronald who still thinks he's fooling us.
n/a Heinrich_Luftwaffe 2017-03-14
Holy shit, he's Virgil from Fallout 4
n/a danimalplanimal 2017-03-14
can confirm
n/a not_copomash 2017-03-14
The most annoying thing I've ever listened to, this is the epitome of midget crap.
n/a im_not 2017-03-14
I havent seen Jim on video in a while, but his facial expressions and gestures seem a lot gayer than I remember.
n/a clay-davis 2017-03-14
He's a FA-A-AG.
n/a QuantumDice 2017-03-14
JR: "what was that 90's movie we were saying the other week would never get remade nowadays? ... Oh yeah, I remember, its National Lampoon's Vacation."
OMG WEED LOL
I understood what he meant, but fuck you Rogan.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-03-14
But that came out in 1983 and was remade in 2015 #LiteralScarlet
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-03-14
yo, dis nigga blinks more than Trump's twitter notifications.
n/a mrclean69 2017-03-14
I wonder for how many more decades comedians will try to make their entire artistic output consist of "True life: I'm a comedian"
n/a xX_prowl_Xx 2017-03-14
Breakdown for you autists 46min- meaty pussies 48min- ant likes young "girls 53min- airline complaint 61min- sleep apnea 64min- jui jitzu work out 66min- addiction 79min- 1st piss break 81min- sleep apnea again 83min- repeated patrice story 86min- sleep apnea again 90min- all jimmys addictions 117min- uber driver complaint 121min- pontificating jimmy 122min- yeah thats a tricky one jimmy 142min- jimmys diet
Over this
n/a sjeffiesjeff 2017-03-14
Who's the autist here?
n/a truthie 2017-03-14
I bet Jimmy is actually pretty vanilla in bed, has trouble maintaining erections and wants to hold hands after. And has probably only been with two prostitutes.
n/a morrock14 2017-03-14
Three hours about his doomed, cheerless sex life. No thanks.
n/a simplexplodingman 2017-03-14
Enough with the "energy" already