Joe Rogan Experience #931 - Jim Norton

68  2017-03-14 by KenFrezno

57 comments

DUDE WEED LMAO featuring OMG TRANNIES LOL

I'm actually enjoying the podcast but this is funny.

I'm setting the over/under of "potent coffee" mentions by jimmy at 47. Place your bids folks

Holy Christ were already at the craft of comedy

Even as a massive comedy fan, I feel like the intricacies of bit/set crafting have now been exhausted from Podcasts alone. I've started to cringe, even when my all time favorite comedians bring it up.

Actually, I was sure that we hit the wall once I saw this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufdvYrTeTuU&t

Yuck.

It's a fucking three hour podcast. In what universe would these things cherry picked by you not come up. You know, if you're not a fan of Jim Norton, perhaps this was not for you.

I clicked the link and what do you know, jim talking about meaty vaginas.

Whoa Jimmy had such weird crazy childhood sexual experiences huh?!

Whoa trannies too? Whoa lol

whoa meaty vaginas? oooh shit freak bitches!

customer service stinks! These ssssavages! Baby boy!

Calm rational discussion of the craft of this amazing thing we do called "stand up comedy" we'll talk about it like it's painting the sistine chapel and you WILL respect us!

whoa man Joe, you smoke a LOT of weed huh? I can't man, I had to stop doing hardcore drugz at 18.

There. Saved you 3 hours.

Thank you.

Be honest did you even need to listen to write this ?

So far they only hit 1 of your hilarious 6. Better luck next time homo.

what? its true.

it's almost like you've listened to 100s of hours of the guy talk

Joe's got these long arms like a fuckin' ape. He'd just shatter your jaw. Joe is a problem.

Jimmy thinkin he is so cool by wearing his headphones like that like that. Smh

Will he bring up his Afrin addiction (he clearly doesn't understand).

He's such a creepy old man

What kind of old man would you prefer to become? None of us will ever be wise, respectable, wealthy old men so we might as well focus on being so creepy that people can't turn away while we talk lest we do yucky things to them while their back is turned.

Jimmy said something along the lines that he is so much happier now and he does not complain about things like he used to....Huh? Is he that fucking unaware?

Says the guy complaining hardcorely right now.

Norton is a bore

This little creeps inside the actors studio talk on his perversion is revolting.

His mannerisms are equally sickening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpNTi8z3I-Y

Dear god. I was more so referring to his esteemed professor or pontoficating character that CQ da God pointed out years back.

I love the glimpse inside the creative process for these two ground breaking artists.

Jimmy is such a creepy little degenerate. Is he a cokehead? Fucking rambling worm

There was a period before the breakup where I wondered if he was a pothead or something.

If he was a cokehead he would be interesting

honestly whenever jim talks about relationship stuff i feel like hes just making up weird shit, because he doesnt really have experience.

Why does he need the horrifying picture of his head?

Jim sucks.

oh god he just brought up ty cobb

hes a fucking one trick pony..

Both faggots.

2 piss breaks? Go to the doctor.

jim is subtly making fun of joe rogan for clearing his throat all the time. the one good moment of this shit podcast

jm has 3 different female personal trainers, and he also says he wishes he could get rid of his gut. hmm

What does he do at the gym? It's crazy how diet-conscious he is yet has the body composition of a beached jellyfish

he said he does "curls" and joe rogan almost lost his proverbial shit. then norton cried about having 'tendinitis' for a year as an excuse for not lifting, lmao

He didn't happen to mention "female energy", did he?

Enough with the "energy" already

I guarantee it's just fuckarounditis. He should be eating a shitload and lifting heavy.

He complains that he's too tired to do strenuous activity and his trainers take it easy on him.

Joe Rogan with glasses looks like a retarded ogre

http://imgur.com/a/702hV

He looks like the gorilla from Overwatch

Rogan got himself some readers?

How long until he's wearing 2 pairs on his head like Ronnie B.

He has come to terms with his baldness unlike Ronald who still thinks he's fooling us.

The most annoying thing I've ever listened to, this is the epitome of midget crap.

I havent seen Jim on video in a while, but his facial expressions and gestures seem a lot gayer than I remember.

He's a FA-A-AG.

JR: "what was that 90's movie we were saying the other week would never get remade nowadays? ... Oh yeah, I remember, its National Lampoon's Vacation."

OMG WEED LOL

I understood what he meant, but fuck you Rogan.

But that came out in 1983 and was remade in 2015 #LiteralScarlet

yo, dis nigga blinks more than Trump's twitter notifications.

I wonder for how many more decades comedians will try to make their entire artistic output consist of "True life: I'm a comedian"

Breakdown for you autists 46min- meaty pussies 48min- ant likes young "girls 53min- airline complaint 61min- sleep apnea 64min- jui jitzu work out 66min- addiction 79min- 1st piss break 81min- sleep apnea again 83min- repeated patrice story 86min- sleep apnea again 90min- all jimmys addictions 117min- uber driver complaint 121min- pontificating jimmy 122min- yeah thats a tricky one jimmy 142min- jimmys diet

Over this

Who's the autist here?

I bet Jimmy is actually pretty vanilla in bed, has trouble maintaining erections and wants to hold hands after. And has probably only been with two prostitutes.

Three hours about his doomed, cheerless sex life. No thanks.

Enough with the "energy" already