I just figured he's some guy that also fucks Lynsi.

That's too broad of a description. Who hasn't fucked Lynsi?

Opie will mancrush on anyone who feeds into his fantasy that he's some kind of genius. Opie had been crushing on the mad cuban for a while, they used to stroke each other whenever Fieri came buy.

He's a fat fast food line cook. Seriously look how unhealthy he is and ask yourself if you want him feeding you.

I think he owns a basketball team or sumptin

That's Mark Cuban.

FAWK YEAH I BET HE FAWKIN SLAM DUNKS SOME BALLS OR SUMPTHNNNN

He's one of the ugliest people Ive ever seen

I'm happy you feel comfortable here enough to express your homosexuality by critiquing other men's attractiveness. This is a safe space for your kind (as long as you have the skin color)

He is a restaurant owner with the typical tell it like it is, mean spirited New York banter. Otherwise known as someone you would have on a few times a year, not a few times a week. Opie no longer steers a ship. He is on a leaky shrimp boat.

Oh man I love that take no guff New Yawk attitude! They'll tell what's really going down, but if you're ever in a jam you know they got your back. Real salt of the earth people.

He knows all about Coke, Miami, Chefs, BBQ, and firing staff. This guy is a riiiooot! One of the Opie Guiyzzz!

Some dumb food channel edgy faggot

Radio cancer.

I don't know but he sounds absolutely NUTS!

Roland met him at their fat faggot support meeting

Carl Ruiz is Guy Fieri's cocaine holder.

BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!