Retards you went to school with MEGATHREAD. Post your retard stories here.

37  2017-03-13 by [deleted]

Mine takes place during 5th grade. There was this kid who towered over everyone including the teacher. He was very autistic looking but im sure He had to have some sort of other disability. Painfully obvious. Being a predominately black school, many kids picked on him mercilessly. It was obvious that he was gonna snap one day. During music class, the teacher said something and boy did he take it wayyyy wrong. He began to turn red and scream at the top of his lungs. The teacher told all of this kids to move to one side of the room and we all saw him kicking the shit out of her with same foot....over and over and over agian. The look on her face was priceless and it became tougher and tougher to hold in the laughs. Remember this kid was a giant, and his big retard foot just kept kicking this teacher as if he was charlie brown kicking the football....ahh. good days bros.

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n/a  steamer100 2017-03-13

I was a junior in high school and this freshman that went to my middle school wanted to hang out with us. So at lunch we would hangout on the grass kind of behind the school, and we would tell him to pickup the metal trashcan and throw it as high as we could and let it hit him on the head. The dumb mother fucker did it 4 or 5 times before a teacher saw and made him stop.

n/a  blackoutjason 2017-03-13

His name was Fitz. Apparently he was very smart along with being retarded. The only rule I knew was that you couldn't sing White Christmas around him. So people would sing White Christmas and he would violently freak out.

n/a  TrackSuitVos 2017-03-13

My buddy's brother was mildly autistic and would flap his hands and kind of shuffle sideways like Dr. Zoidberg. When 9/11 happened, he blamed Muhammad Ali. He also started saying Negros after his class read To Kill a Mockingbird. We had maybe two black kids in our school who were on the football team with the cool kids and patiently waited it out until he stopped.

n/a  TrackSuitVos 2017-03-13

My coworker is apparently a retard. I have a spare monitor in my office. She just stuck her head in and said "Stop watching Scooby-Doo!" and cackled. I asked "what am I missing?" She said "You got that tv in here. I figured you were watching Scooby-Doo" and walked away.

n/a  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-03-13

This is the greatest thread of all time.

n/a  maynardsabeast 2017-03-13

I doubt it. I think he literally just once played a really lame, and sorta cute in his own severely autistic way trick on somebody and instead of getting the big laugh he got stuck with a lifelong nick name that his broken brain could not handle.

n/a  TittyMtnhighway 2017-03-13

He'd shake hands with his left hand, too. Fucking weirdo

n/a  dassabessdoe 2017-03-13

I sprayed a friend with Binaca once, I felt horrible cuz it really fucking hurt apparently.

n/a  Slateski 2017-03-13

Get orf my land!

n/a  TrackSuitVos 2017-03-13

That sounds like the good life