There's no shame in fucking a hot fat girl. They're kinda like a mint gremlin but hey once you see one might as well, they're cheap and all. Amy Schumer just isn't hot. I'll also preemptively attack everyone that disagrees by calling them autistic and queer.
My gf (who never says a bad thing about anyone) saw the promo for her new show and said, "What the fuck was Amy thinking by wearing that outfit? She looks like she's starring in fat-Matrix."
If you've fucked fat girls before, why the fuck should you feel bad? You did something nice for someone. Or you were useful to a pig. Take your pick, both leave you coming out on top and knowing you're better.
The problem isn't that she's fat, it's that she's fat with the confidence of the skinny girl she used to be. Every one on this sub has fucked a fat chick, but the fact that she thinks she's worthwhile or marriage material is inexcusable. I don't hate her grotesque appearance nearly as much as I hate her inflated sense of self
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n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-03-11
Bored today, huh?
n/a Crownenberg 2017-03-11
Extremely. And drunk.
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-03-11
I will be too in the next couple hours, Lord willing.
n/a thecraftofcomedy 2017-03-11
I just took two vape pen hits of this and my head is swimming.
Island Sweet Skunk https://www.leafly.com/sativa/island-sweet-skunk
n/a nomorecompromise 2017-03-11
Had an ounce of Island Sweet Skunk last year. Great strain.
n/a ZigginZaggin 2017-03-11
T minus 2 hours and counting for my drinking to begin.
n/a FishstickJones 2017-03-11
You should drink some more and then go drive around for an hour or two.
n/a Crownenberg 2017-03-11
Are you saying I should die? Cos that's downright mean
n/a crookedmile 2017-03-11
Who do you think this guy is, Paula Poundstone?
n/a kingship75 2017-03-11
Tss... Why not Georgina Ouncerock or sumthin'?
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-03-11
Fatter than a girl should be, but right in line with a pig.
n/a mikelp1973 2017-03-11
I've fucked much fatter women than her so I can't say much. I hate thinking about it right now that I'm drunk
n/a crookedmile 2017-03-11
Been there. Then the fat French girl left my apartment door open after I passed out nude, and this was in Humboldt Park in 03. Fucking bitch.
n/a fapworld 2017-03-11
There's no shame in fucking a hot fat girl. They're kinda like a mint gremlin but hey once you see one might as well, they're cheap and all. Amy Schumer just isn't hot. I'll also preemptively attack everyone that disagrees by calling them autistic and queer.
n/a theropers 2017-03-11
What the fuck is a mint gremlin
n/a fapworld 2017-03-11
It's a car you autistic queer
n/a sanfrancisco69er 2017-03-11
I googled it, it isnt anything.
n/a [deleted] 2017-03-11
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n/a jjoharanyc1 2017-03-11
Try mint green amc gremlin. You're both retards, just on different levels. One eats pennies one eats paint chips.
Wassat?
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-03-11
Fatter than any breathing species should be, and dumber to boot.
n/a MicrowaveYourFork 2017-03-11
She's braver than we deserve.
n/a leddpipe 2017-03-11
I like OP he's a legend
n/a Bigchile123 2017-03-11
She's as big as The Rock but all fat.
n/a weeyadnews 2017-03-11
ya is she the boulda or somethin dvv dvv
n/a [deleted] 2017-03-11
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n/a MedicatedHead 2017-03-11
They should blind her cripple father cripple for releasing such a dumb cunt on the world.
n/a Turd---Burglar 2017-03-11
If Patrice was still here, he'd probably fuck her
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-03-11
My gf (who never says a bad thing about anyone) saw the promo for her new show and said, "What the fuck was Amy thinking by wearing that outfit? She looks like she's starring in fat-Matrix."
n/a titcity 2017-03-11
post nudes
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-03-11
Ask and ye shall receive. http://i.imgur.com/fnEH5Ob.jpg
n/a kingship75 2017-03-11
Oh. I don't thinks that's he meant at all...
n/a ehondaslaps 2017-03-11
honestly how fucking hard is it to lose weight when u have money for dieticians and personal trainers
n/a jfral 2017-03-11
Apparently it's easier to treat yourself to the tastiest delicacies of the world when you have disposable income.
n/a bill_burrs_butthole 2017-03-11
Here's a novel thought, how about she pays someone to slap the food out her hand whenever she is about to eat something unhealthy?
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-03-11
and how!
n/a cc1945 2017-03-11
These threads are so worthless. It's "13 year old who watches Family Guy" humour.
"Opie sucks"...open thread..."That is all".
Wow that's so fucking random and funny. What a fucking genuinely funny misdirect. Seth McFarlane would hire you.
n/a ok-kid 2017-03-11
I don't really get it either.
n/a jfral 2017-03-11
Once her profile dims she'll get lipo and land a People magazine cover about her brave choice to stop being a gluttonous blob.
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-03-11
If you've fucked fat girls before, why the fuck should you feel bad? You did something nice for someone. Or you were useful to a pig. Take your pick, both leave you coming out on top and knowing you're better.
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-11
Girl is like 12
n/a FrancinesToiletBaby 2017-03-11
The problem isn't that she's fat, it's that she's fat with the confidence of the skinny girl she used to be. Every one on this sub has fucked a fat chick, but the fact that she thinks she's worthwhile or marriage material is inexcusable. I don't hate her grotesque appearance nearly as much as I hate her inflated sense of self
n/a porsalin 2017-03-11
Amy Schumer is fatter than a manatee should be
n/a weeyadnews 2017-03-11
ya is she the boulda or somethin dvv dvv