I just took a shit
5 2017-03-11 by Crownenberg
It was great. You ever take a shit where it just shoots out of your asshole like a happy lil torpedo? No wiping necessary?
You gotta appreciate the small things in life guys.
5 2017-03-11 by Crownenberg
It was great. You ever take a shit where it just shoots out of your asshole like a happy lil torpedo? No wiping necessary?
You gotta appreciate the small things in life guys.
19 comments
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-03-11
The ghost wipe.
n/a 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-03-11
Tapered Teflon Turd
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-03-11
I haven't had a shit like that since I started drinking copious amounts of alcohol nightly.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-03-11
I didn't either until I started taking kratom, now my beer shits are nice and solid.
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-03-11
I never bothered with Kratom because I assumed it would be a illegal pretty soon and a pain in the ass to get, but that was a few years ago so maybe I should just fucking bite the bullet.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-03-11
Try it out, there are plenty of places online with ozs as cheap as $5. Get a bunch of different kinds and see what works for you.
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-03-11
Now that your all cleaned out, I guess you can go out and find some black snake.
n/a ShetUp 2017-03-11
Good one, Opie.
n/a BigDummyIsSexy 2017-03-11
Not on purpose.
n/a Naga_Nooch 2017-03-11
I celebrate "no wiping necessary" shits. They only happen 1 or 2 times a year for me. Congrats.
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-03-11
My poop came out this morning like a perfect ice cream cone swirlie. I was happy
n/a urfaceisa 2017-03-11
it was probably wrapped in latex
n/a WhooKiddzDabesso 2017-03-11
I just took an Opie too
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-03-11
Just one of the benefits of a well oiled prostate.
n/a mikelp1973 2017-03-11
I sharted at walmart the other day looking for a battery for my car. I reflected on my way out how it's somewhat easyier to walk with your cheeks lubed up
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-11
Yes, and then your biological farther ate them poo poo.
n/a porsalin 2017-03-11
If you shave your ass hair you don't need to wipe as much and use less toilet roll.