I extracted some LSA from some Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds so I'm gonna do that tonight and then go to a party Saturday night. Two weeks ago I went to a party and my good friend's fiance was puking outside so I helped her inside and got a couple free tit squeezes in while she was basically blacked out walking in.
I have never heard of this and now I'm intrigued. How legal and difficult is it to obtain seeds and extract?
I used to go to the Flower District and buy dried poppies, crush the pods, and brew as a tea. 100% legal, incredibly easy way to get essentially morphine, and a good way to bind up liquor shits. But also how I figured out the opioid itches were not a sensation I was interested in pursuing.
You can buy the seeds on eBay and probably in any greenhouse store. You can just eat the seeds but they have things that can make you sick.
To extract you need to grind the seeds and then soak the ground seeds in naptha(can get at home depot) for a few hours in a mason jar.
Strain the seeds then soak in ethyl alcohol for a couple days(keep in complete dark, light kills LSA. You could used highproof vodka in place of ethyl I suppose)
Strain again and put liquid in Pyrex pan and let it dry in the dark. Scrape the pan after dry and you have LSA.
Poppy pod tea kind of sucks. I've had it twice and both times I felt like I had just taken like 2 Vicodin 5's. But I have a high opiate tolerance. If you want to get "legal" opiates buy some U-4770 "research chemical"
You get opium from latex inside the pods(looks like cum) you put little cuts in the pod and it leaks out almost like syrup. The pods themselves have some residual opium in them but not a lot.
gonna get hammered with some friends (rare occasion) that are visiting, hopefully smoke pot with them. Also going to some sort of beer games tournament tomorrow, which are really gay but I'm going because there's probably girls there so I'm throwing out all the little bit of dignity that I have.
tldr getting embarrassingly drunk in front of people I kind of know.
I have to play beer pong every weekend, my friends are in there mid 20s to 30s and they all want to play faggy drinking games. I mostly just pound whiskey and silently hate them.
This is just some of the stuff I've put on in the last week or so; the actual list is too fucking long to go through
People vs. O.J. Simpson
New Bill Burr special
Shameless (U.S. version)
Captain America: Civil War
The Eighties (CNN doc series)
Armageddon
The Big Short
The Hustler
V for Vendetta
Cartel Land
The Verdict
Two things that would be of interest to the sub that I have yet to watch: a documentary called "I Am Road Comic" (about how arduous it is to be a road comic, I guess) and "Look Who's Back," in which Hitler wakes up in the 21st century. That sounds like a romp and a half.
still trying to buy a used car its been about a month of searching and i just cant take it anymore they are always loying and trying to add bullshit fees.
i have walked out of 2 separate dealerships over this exact kind of bullshit. its even more infuriating when you decide to give a car from craigslist a shot and you get there and the car has cali plates the seats look like someone took a box cutter to them and theres a large amount of surgical gloves littering the inside.
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n/a AppleBonfire 2017-03-10
Working and thinking about suicide. The usual.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-03-10
Feeding homeless and church, in between catching up on reading.
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-03-10
Watch out. A crazy lesbian lady has been out stomping homeless people's food.
n/a DoubleGunsSockCucka 2017-03-10
Going to go out to the bars tonight and spend money I don't have
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-10
I extracted some LSA from some Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds so I'm gonna do that tonight and then go to a party Saturday night. Two weeks ago I went to a party and my good friend's fiance was puking outside so I helped her inside and got a couple free tit squeezes in while she was basically blacked out walking in.
It was a good night
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-03-10
I have never heard of this and now I'm intrigued. How legal and difficult is it to obtain seeds and extract?
I used to go to the Flower District and buy dried poppies, crush the pods, and brew as a tea. 100% legal, incredibly easy way to get essentially morphine, and a good way to bind up liquor shits. But also how I figured out the opioid itches were not a sensation I was interested in pursuing.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-03-10
It's like acid except not enjoyable because you'll be puking a lot
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-10
Not if you extract the pure LSA. Zero side effects.
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-10
You can buy the seeds on eBay and probably in any greenhouse store. You can just eat the seeds but they have things that can make you sick.
To extract you need to grind the seeds and then soak the ground seeds in naptha(can get at home depot) for a few hours in a mason jar.
Strain the seeds then soak in ethyl alcohol for a couple days(keep in complete dark, light kills LSA. You could used highproof vodka in place of ethyl I suppose)
Strain again and put liquid in Pyrex pan and let it dry in the dark. Scrape the pan after dry and you have LSA.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-03-10
Good lord. Well you know what I say, anything that has to be soaked in gasoline to get you high HAS to be good!
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-10
You can just eat the seeds but it's not recommended by me. All the naptha and ethyl is evaporated and only used to remove thing you don't want.
Look up polar- nonpolar extraction for all the info you would need.
n/a hoogityboogitiesRIP 2017-03-10
It really doesn't work that well
n/a stinksskc 2017-03-10
Im here hi ✋
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-10
Fuck off druggie!
n/a stinksskc 2017-03-10
Oh, do you not like me ? 💔
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-10
No. You get all the attention from /u/I_hate_knickers that I long for.
Why doesn't he love me? What do you have that I don't?
n/a stinksskc 2017-03-10
He hated me forever
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-03-10
Do you feel anything of that tea? Might try it
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-10
Poppy pod tea kind of sucks. I've had it twice and both times I felt like I had just taken like 2 Vicodin 5's. But I have a high opiate tolerance. If you want to get "legal" opiates buy some U-4770 "research chemical"
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-03-10
Is that cause they're dried up pods though? Or would fresh pods suck too?
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-10
You get opium from latex inside the pods(looks like cum) you put little cuts in the pod and it leaks out almost like syrup. The pods themselves have some residual opium in them but not a lot.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-03-10
Shiet. I know where a poppy field is near my house. Should probably go and get some when they're fresh. Gonna have a fun summer, gang
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-10
Only one kind of poppies make opium if you are lucky enough to be near them wait about 7 to 10 days after all the petals fall off to harvest.
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n/a goo-gobbler 2017-03-10
gonna get hammered with some friends (rare occasion) that are visiting, hopefully smoke pot with them. Also going to some sort of beer games tournament tomorrow, which are really gay but I'm going because there's probably girls there so I'm throwing out all the little bit of dignity that I have.
tldr getting embarrassingly drunk in front of people I kind of know.
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-10
I have to play beer pong every weekend, my friends are in there mid 20s to 30s and they all want to play faggy drinking games. I mostly just pound whiskey and silently hate them.
n/a JusJusRagno 2017-03-10
I am going to drink a half bottle of rum and then hit my wife.
n/a Crownenberg 2017-03-10
You're a good egg
n/a JusJusRagno 2017-03-10
To those downvoting me: I have never left a mark on her face.
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-03-10
Drink, masturbate, and dither over what to watch on my colossal Netflix list.
I need to get laid fucking fast.
n/a Crownenberg 2017-03-10
What you got on your Netflix list, friend? I want to judge you.
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-03-10
This is just some of the stuff I've put on in the last week or so; the actual list is too fucking long to go through
People vs. O.J. Simpson New Bill Burr special Shameless (U.S. version) Captain America: Civil War The Eighties (CNN doc series) Armageddon The Big Short The Hustler V for Vendetta Cartel Land The Verdict
Two things that would be of interest to the sub that I have yet to watch: a documentary called "I Am Road Comic" (about how arduous it is to be a road comic, I guess) and "Look Who's Back," in which Hitler wakes up in the 21st century. That sounds like a romp and a half.
n/a TeflonDon3000 2017-03-10
I can't believe you haven't seen V for Vendetta
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-10
Mathilda shaves her head but not her pussy.
3/5
Knickers Reviews The Movies
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-03-10
I have, but I don't own it on physical media and it's been awhile.
n/a baraksobamas 2017-03-10
Waiting for my mom to leave so I can masteurbate to her Sears catalogues.
n/a Crownenberg 2017-03-10
Nice
n/a Leonard_Betts 2017-03-10
still trying to buy a used car its been about a month of searching and i just cant take it anymore they are always loying and trying to add bullshit fees.
n/a Crownenberg 2017-03-10
They're gulp fucking liars.
n/a Leonard_Betts 2017-03-10
i have walked out of 2 separate dealerships over this exact kind of bullshit. its even more infuriating when you decide to give a car from craigslist a shot and you get there and the car has cali plates the seats look like someone took a box cutter to them and theres a large amount of surgical gloves littering the inside.
n/a boogsuge 2017-03-10
It's my nieces first birthday tom, so I'm gonna get hammered, do blow and cause a scene at 1pm. Should be fun
n/a unclepaul84 2017-03-10
You are all faggots
n/a burgersass 2017-03-10
Jerk off WITH lube. I've been a good boy this week.
n/a Smarfo 2017-03-10
Up to my dick in loneliness Xx
n/a not_copomash 2017-03-10
Probably Reddit
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-03-10
I go on youtube journeys of wonderful music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBUjEWhH8Ek
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-03-10
Good lord. Well you know what I say, anything that has to be soaked in gasoline to get you high HAS to be good!