and three 6 mafia

Also "bellend".

Pretty great word for how popular it is

They call their asshole a trumpet.

We also use it to call people that have been a little bit daft 'a knob' also people we really don't like are called 'a knob' also the act of sex itself is called "a knob" and a little bit of butter is also called 'a knob'

I absolutely hate the Queen's English. You guys slang terms for things are the fucking worst.

"Hey you want a grilled cheese?"

"Oi bruv we call em cheesey weezey toastie woasties"

the queens english is very different ya chuff.

All British English is the Queen's English to me because you are all effeminate. Now go eat a fish pie ya cunt or 'm gonna hook ya in tha gabber, m8 swear on me mum bruv

also grilled cheese is a poor description anyway. I always thought you weird Americans just ate melted cheese until i found out there was bread involved.

We just leave the sandwich part off because everyone knows what you are saying. You wouldn't call a hamburger a "hamburger sandwich"

But you do call beef burgers hamburgers.

That's because the guy who invented them was from Hamburg

Why do you English sissies call making out "snogging"?

As a Brit, no one says snogging anymore.

But why did you ever say it in the first place?

I'm just glad we came to our senses! Very mid-1990s.

We just say 'getting off with'

No one on Earth swears better and more colorfully than the British, one of the reasons I'll watch almost any British gangster movie. I work with a grouchy, rotten British man who just hurls out the most uniquely profane epithets on a daily basis. The Fed Ex guy comes walking up the driveway, he's standing there with his coffee and just angrily (for no reason) goes "Look a' this fawkeen...tossah." (Tosser) Then just walks away.

isn't that a homo?

Maybe? I don't know. I kind of like leaving the interpretation open, like the swear word version of the Sopranos ending.

going to ruin it for you. It's pretty much a jerk off. its a little less harsh than wanker.

I can live with that. It was more about the context anyway. It was about the journey, not the destination.

A less harsh version would be a "tosspot", like to mates while having a drink.

I like that they call gay people "bent." Literally the opposite of straight. Beautiful.

We call a single Faggot a bender

In Scotland we have a word called Bawbag. Which means scrotum or when someone is a arsehole.

They used to call it a John Thomas.

When the sky is overcast, grey and drizzling 330 days a year you develop quite a repertoire of saying things are bad, I hate it here.

Also, every city has ever growing Muslim shithole ghetto's. It doesn't mean anything to be British anymore. It's too late for us. Don't go the same way, America.

I put England flags on my car during the Euro's (a major soccer tournament) and it was vandalised. My car got kicked in because I dared fly England flags, in England, to support England. It's even worse because even white British kids are brainwashed into thinking multiculturalism is good and patriotism is bad.

Multiculturalism (mostly Muslims) has ruined the United Kingdom. The country my grandparents grew up in and loved has gone for ever and my birthright and heritage has been stolen from me.

I'm surprised they still even hold the Euros. Nationalism is so racist!

Look we all have this in the toilet for light reading over here. This must be the OCR edition as Zuffle is down as zuffic. I had a bit of a Zuffle last week btw.

http://hudsoncress.net/html/library/dictionaries/Roger%60s%20Profanisaurus.pdf

Knob head.

isn't that a homo?

All British English is the Queen's English to me because you are all effeminate. Now go eat a fish pie ya cunt or 'm gonna hook ya in tha gabber, m8 swear on me mum bruv

As a Brit, no one says snogging anymore.