Me:I left morning radio with two huge breasts and the dream to book a Howard guest

64  2017-03-10 by unclepaul84

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And how did that go for ya?

He's got a chair pushed up against a window in a hallway with a spectacular view of NYC. The Opster is doing pretty good for himself.

He will get in a huge fight with lindsey about selling the apartment because he can't afford it anymore. They get a divorce she gets half and he settles in Rochester with his pal brother weasel with the 2 million he has left

While paying 15k a month in child support for bams kid.

Too bad the best he got was florentine

I heard a rumor that that guy Florentine is, like, 5 years old

That rumor is preposterous sir.

I thank god that dream came true

Opie looks so vulnerable in that photo

It's true because it rhymes.

He also had a dream to fuck Bams leftovers, and that dream also came true!!

Flipping through I caught Tits doing a show with Pete Davidson's entourage. It's time to dust off the 12 gauge buddy. Time to hang your coat next to your dead father's and walk upstairs one last time you hack downsie beach boy.