Yeah, and funny, too. Listen to her early O&A appearances, she fits in and is pretty funny off the cuff. Better on the show than Bonnie MacFarlane, IMO.

she was reminded of her obligations to the tribe.

fall in line or no movie deal

Funnier than Bonnie, huh? That's not really saying much. Every punch line is how stupid her husband is.

To be fair, he is really, really stupid

And has a horse of a smile.

141IQ

Who's the fucking idiot who spent actual money on this comment?

She sold out for a shit ton of money. All that integrity O&A talked about? Turned out none of them had it and Piggy was the one smart enough to profit from it the most.

So did CK and to a small extent Burr.

Man I forgot burr used to be on o and a before he got Netflix famous.

Yeah I was gonna post that earlier. Schumer, Louis and Burr all toned themselves and their acts way down after getting superstar famous (although Amy seems to have done a complete 180° and is now insufferable).

Her and Jeselnik broke up and he stopped ghostwriting for her.

She really did used to do the same type of one-liners joker he did.

And there isn't any new Patrice stuff for her to, um, parallel think about.

Yeah pre-2012 Amy was pretty funny. Then she went all SJW.

Chuck and Hillary sat her down for a talk about politics.

She's jew

The "character" she played was not profitable or acceptable.

She was alright. Never hilarious

I remember seeing her open for Jimmy and she was fantastic.

No she wasn't.

SHE WAS PLAYING A CHARACTER!

I mean sure she's thin, but she can't do shit about that awful cabbage patch face.

Dat chin

dassachinsso

juseatinnblowin

It's proto-fat. You can look at her face and just know its only a matter of time before she explodes into full body fatness.

It's not only that, but imagine being her and realizing your fame and relevance will increase if you eat like a fucking pig. I'd use butter for mouthwash if I could get the YAAASSS money Schumer gets.

You can also tell that she has bingo wings

She got fat on purpose so her face could finally match her body. It's like getting a dog after finding a dog leash on the street.

That is a weird analogy, Pecka.

It's a very common and absolutely hacky analogy, Mikey. I know a lot of people who have done that.

I dunno, I used to think young and unknown Amy Schumer was super cute in that "My friends little sister" kind of way. I think it's the hair.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lA7_w_LEe-A/S9TihiDOSJI/AAAAAAAAAJg/GULPQ-FTqhg/s1600/amy-schumer-2.jpg

yeah "my friends" little sister

You don't talk about her like that ohlrite she's only 16

She's got a face like a bicycle seat but I'd ignore it for a good body. I mean, I wouldn't want to look at that face every day for the rest of my life or anything, but it's good enough for a temporary thing. At least until her awful personality got in the way.

For real, I'd cum all over that heel-chin.

50$ says she looks better than your girlfriend

Oh jesus. You actually like her, don't you? Fuck, that's rough man. No offense, but having no girlfriend would be an improvement over this fat bitch, lol.

coooooties man

She'd look alright here if someone filed down that chin.

You could hook up a tube to those cheeks and syphon enough oil to keep every menorah in NYC lit for a week.

I got a belt sander if you wanna hold her down.

When she and Anthony Jeselnik broke up for good, that was the end of tolerable Amy and the beginning of SJW Big Amy.

Slutty Jewish Woman?

Social Justice Warrior

Thank you for clarifying, Gilbert.

You are welcome!

Oh literal gullible Gilbert

same thing

10 sizes ago.

She's a "size 8 tops" and you should stop lumping her in with other plus sized celebrities with whom she brags to being similarly fat.

She is a size 8.... a tent that sleeps 8.

Or maybe a 8 person vaaan or sumthin'... i dunno.

I would enjoy watching her attempt to lump in to an actual size 8

Then watch her Leather Special.

No, thank you.

Goddamn that's a big head!

She looks great here.

I bet she stole that dress.

Even then, her face gives away, that she is a lab experiment. Haram.

She looks like a bobble head doll.

No, the consensus is that she looks like a cabbage patch doll.

That topless cosmo shoot wasn't bad.

Her head looks like an potatoe gigantism.

Sure, if you're a horny nigger

She's the only female to ever get less funny and she got less hot.

as

sniff

There is an article somewhere titled something like "amy schumer fashion choises thorugh the years" or evolution and its pretty much a time lapse of her pigging out.

2011?

Her chin makes no sense.

Any person with a vagina is fuckable.

Even that isn't necessarily a prerequisite.

once upon a time

"VAAAGINAAAHSS" - Amy Schumer, 2017

"VAAAGINAAAHSS" - Patrice, 2011

She's still fucking ugly.

Tricked a shifty jew into thinking she was the next big thing, instead became a thing that's big.

She has a silent movie villain chin. Being thinner only accentuated it, it's now been joined by a couple more.

Thats back when she was too thin, dummy.

No she never was. Ugly bitch

How do u honk she got famous numb skull

Her chin looks like a bad movie prosthetic.

That's a frightening face to wake up next to.

She just has a face that's meant to be fat.

Back when she was working out with Dolph Ziggler she had a bangin body. But that face is squishy.

I watched the first few minutes of her new standup special. Not only does she continue to expand in size, but she makes really shitty clothing decisions. She jokes that all huge comics have a "leather special". I defy her to provide an example of any other comic who looks as ridiculous as her in leather. She's really gross.

Ralphie May?

eddie's purple suit looked badass for the time, but now he looks pretty rediculous busting gays balls in one gayest outfits ever.

6/10 would smash

this is an obvious attempt by a leftist amy schumer closeted fan to trick the forum into saying nice things about the pig.

Phenomenal stems.

This looks potatoshopped

Note the inverse correlation between feminist -- and general liberal nonsense -- screeching and attractiveness.

She had a hot minute.

She's got no body, no ass.

A jar of mayo is fuckable.

I told you guys there were tons of closeted schumer fans on this sub.

Fucking faggots

Nope. She was coke thin with a gigantic fucking melon head. She had to get fat to catch up with that dome.

Even that isn't necessarily a prerequisite.

coooooties man