Dadbod.

81  2017-03-10 by Ant_Sucks

46 comments

Booze and drugs.... it happens.

He really is starting to look like Phil..... remind me 25 years to see if lil Hudson looks like Phil too.

That V tho

Imagine going through life with all three of your parents having tits.

at least the waterhead daughter will be able to count to 6

and your girlfriend's husband

Bravo 👏

Somebody has been listening to Cum Town!

You can't mention that show on here! Anthony and Jimmy are the only people who are allowed to be funny! And neither of them are funny!

I wish this cunt would just hurry up and OD already. End the viscous custody dispute that keeps poor Opie up all night.

Viscous custody disputes are messy.

Fhleuuid

I followed the cky and jackass crew when I was younger. Truth is Bam only made fun of his dad is because he is scared to lose him. Ryan Dunns death lit the match for a already chaotic lifestyle. I remember he used to talk about bars paying him a quarter mill to get black out drunk there with his friends and booze on the house. It's shitty because he was a legit street skater who accomplished many feets. Plus he drinks to forget that Opie is fathering his child

It's feats, not feets. Or maybe you meant hands or sumthn.

I read that in chips voice lol

Did you?

Sir, he clearly stated that he did.

Bruh, skaters use their feet to achieve feats at many feet. Tss..

And that faggot said chip references weren't funny

Tssssssss

What a fucking faggot you must have been. Did you ride a sick Baker deck?

Nah brah I gotz mad sk8r puss

were laughing at you, not with you

Yeaaahhhh brrrooo it was a Baker deck that said Baked on the bottom.

DUUUUDDE YA GOTCHA BAKER BOARD, NEW TRUCKS, YA GET BAKED, GO HOME AND BAKE SOME COOKIES DUDE - BOOM - PERFECT WEEKEND.

What skateboard feat did BAM margera accomplish?

First street skater to complete the loop and some impressive gaps .He was skating for element before the fame

Sick brah.

Link me beeesh!

Boo hoo fuck him

With proper investment, he could retire solely on one or two nights of getting blackout drunk.

And here I keep doing it for fucking free. What a boob I am.

Deadbod

At least there's absolutely no doubt about who Bams father is.

Yeah, but nobody cares that Phil has never even met his grandkid.

those comments are wacky!

Woah woah there buddy! Let's slow down on the edgy train

Outside of cheesesteak place, too. He looks rough.

Bam Margerine

Heh.

Lynsi's cunt has a lot of calories.

It must explain why Opie has started cooking for himself a lot lately.

I wonder if Bam had a 1 on 1 with miss Hughes or if the entire Jackass crew had a go and the strongest cum won.

Judging from Jackass, that would be Rick Kosick; he won the sperm competition.

'Once again I went out on the road everyone and I'm fighting the battle against the bulge. And I'm not talking about my stomach, I'm talking about my fucking squash. Alright?'

I wish this was the one who melted into his porsche...I have always hated Bam

sniff

Preston concerned that Bam is stealing his jackass gimmick

Watching the video where he gets drilled for being an asshole makes me so happy. Here's the sauce, he got lit up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jrcQ1vF6Jg

Keep a close eye on the dude in the white jacket.

I read that in chips voice lol

Bruh, skaters use their feet to achieve feats at many feet. Tss..

Tssssssss