We should all rsvp for Opie's event and then not show up.

77  2017-03-09 by [deleted]

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Details?

Great idea do they require a payment to reserve tickets?

They do.

I'm still on board. You go get started buying tickets, let me know when you're done and I'll purchase some...

OK, I have the reciept. Should I just email it to you or should I just put my password up so all the pests can get to it?

edit: OK heres my the pass : Comic6thirty

Damn. I just saw that. Wasn't the J&S event free?

Yes

Opies gotta pay his guys. You know rich wasnt doing that shit for free

how much?

Or show up and chant "Bam's Kids"

Why would they come just to boo us?

maybe we should order a hundred pizzas too.

but that's way too much pizza.

"pizza"

No there's room in the hot tub for it.

Extra hotdogs???

I'll pay for it

Anthony's trying to dox us again.

Or maybe we should knock on the door of the building...

AND RUN AWAY

Ah yes, the "Sherrod Knock".

Me and a friend used to do that when we were little, and one time some pedo-seeming guy found us after we did it and invited us in for burgers. They weren't even McDonald's, just homemade burgers. He wasn't gonna get any ass with that bullshit.

if I could trust any of the subhuman scumbags on this site I would donate to some kind of kickstarter to make that happen

Should ring the doorbell and leave a flaming bag of Opie's radio career on their stoop.

It's dogshit, get it?

I'm leaving one in my toilet at the moment

Just email me all your names and home addresses and I'll get the list going faster than Keith can say "Calm down on the nigger shit."

[email protected]

Audible laughing. You are all fucking assholes

Someone should just go and Throw Yellow Paint on Opie.

LOL

Is he in the Special Olympics?

Old school pest shit lol

Isn't opie charging for it because nobody will do his show for free?

Oof

What? is this fucking middle school?

I was going to make a sort of hyperbolic comparison of this boards hijinks to middle school pranks but exaggeration really isn't required. We photoshop tits on him and try to prank call him at work, we really stink don't we? Inb4 snarky comment

But they'll be expecting us to buy a couple of drinks and be there.

They do.

Yes

Opies gotta pay his guys. You know rich wasnt doing that shit for free

Why would they come just to boo us?