Did you ever suck your dick? Details.

Then stop pissing him off.

These two masochists were making that honorable man's life difficult on a daily basis for their own psycho-sexual cravings. Sick family!

No one called the cops?

No one called the cops?

Why didn't you grow any nuts and start slapping him around when you were bigger? Little coward.

What's your dad like? I wanna meet that dad.

Well, I hope this cheers you up, fella. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21UP0frYg-E

takes long on drag on cigarette. Exhales

"Jeeezus Christ"

So everyone loves him except his persecuted, knife wielding autistic son. I wager he might not be the problem.

Well he's probably gonna call the cops. Murder suicide is your only option now.

Kill your father before it's too late OP

And don't forget the suicide part, OP. That's pivotal to the plan.

This.

This guy gets it

Well, you came the the right place for advice.

Best laugh I've had all week

Unless your name is Hudson Hughes, you should seek therapeutic help.

I'm sure you have an apartment

Calm down Hudson

Kick his old man ass.

You sound hispanic

Kill him and fuck his wife

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Toughen up. You probably deserved to get the shit kicked out of you as a kid. It made you into a better person. One day you will realize your dad was doing it out of love.

Oh, shit. Well in that case disregard everything I said previously. Honestly, call him to apologize but afterwards just stay the fuck away as much as possible. My dad was not physically abusive to me, but he certainly was psychologically and emotionally abusive. I try to spend as little time as possible with him. You should do the same.

And btw, you need to get a job as soon as possible. Take anything. Clean bathrooms. Being unemployed is absolutely detrimental to your mental health. Once you start working, you will stop feeling like a complete waste and you can slowly start the process of building yourself back up. As long as you aren't dying of a terminal illness, you need to start working immediately. Do you have any goals long term?

Put your pants back on and you'll do better.

I was unemployed for a while when I was younger but have since come to find out jobs really don't suck that bad as long as you can find one where there isn't a boss on your ass humiliating you constantly. Work at a shitty bar or something where they can't afford to pay a manager to be constantly over your shoulder. You'll befriend co-workers if your personality isn't complete garbage, it's actually really easy to get normies to like you if you just chill out and be nice to them.

Degrees in what?

Change your name to Mohammad.

Vladimir is Russian though. If you need a Polish name just take a normal one and spell it like a retard. Piotr and Lukasz are all the rage.

Vanskligt

Jeez, dude. I think you need therapy to talk these issues out. I mean it's good you controlled yourself this time, but who knows if you were intoxicated or in a worse state.

I don't think you can downplay this too much. Change the situation a bit: if I had a past with you and then you charged at me with a knife during an argument, I would think you're insane. It's a sign you're not in a healthy state of mind if you can't control yourself like that.

You waited until NOW to confront your dad? It's a bit late, don't you think? Just exclude him from your life and move on. Let him die alone and miserable.

Damnit Bergli this beer is warm

Was expecting a chiproll, far more entertained that it isnt

There's a difference between spanking, and beating. Big difference, but those lines can be blurred easily.

All you need to do is beat your dad within an inch of his life. Send a very clear message that this was the result of what he's been getting away with for years. I would've done that to my dad because he's just a cynical asshole with no respect for his kids, but he's had two heart attacks and stroke, and has type-2 diabetes. So nature stepped in for me. Otherwise I would've killed him, for sure. Now a couple of slaps with a pair of brass knuckles will probably land me a life sentence, with the shape he's in.

As you're beating him, tell him how much of a pussy he'd be if he went to the cops over this. Emasculate him. Maybe shove a backscratcher up his ass. Anything weird like that. The point is you want to embarrass him so much that he just breaks in half, and just withers away on his own and that no cops get involved.

The point is you have to. You have to make the decision for the parent, because they couldn't make the right decision for you years ago.

IM NOT SAYING KILL HIM OR CRIPPLE HIM; just a once in a lifetime beating

It's good advice honestly. If you've ever been wrongfully bullied by someone, only to have them on the floor making eye contact as they beg you to stop... it's too fitting. It's almost like life was created for that feeling, to prove someone so utterly wrong and have them rethinking everything they've ever done to you. You can change his behavior with a few swift movements and you're crying in the shower because he threatened you and you dared to respond?

Upvoted for "shove a backscratcher up his ass." Fucking great.

You should nominate him for father of the year...NOT! Haha! Just teasin' ya buddy!

Hey did anyone order 'the business'? Cos this gentleman is here to give it!!!!

The Million Dollar Extreme subreddit would probably love this.

The LOS fan murdered his own mom a few months ago. If you got your father it would have been pretty good for our street cred.

wait what? link?

I don't remember which episode it was. It was a few months ago. One of the fans who was always in the stands at the Creek and the Cave, murdered his own mother.

They all looked like they would murder their mothers

Should have manned the fuck up, dropped the knife and beat his ass.

A) I think this is all a bullshit scenario that you want feedback on, but I will bite.

B) Why are you still in contact with this guy, much less living that near to him... or is it with him?

C) If you are 30 I expect him, at a minimum, to be 50 or more. Maybe he just wanted you to fist fight him so you could win and be a man.

D) Knife fights don't always go as planned. Maybe you get the knife put back on you. I suspect this even more because of the fact you were so scared of your dad as a 30 year old, that you NEEDED IT. As if he was going to kill you? Was he coming to beat you to death in your own home?

E) I'd tell you to buy a gun if you are this intimidated and it is your own property, but you sound like too much of a bitch to even do that.

F) Fuck it. Buy a gun anyway, just don't shoot up an elementary school.

I live in Norway

Things make more sense now. I absolutely don't know your relationship, but if you have his number, maybe it is time to meet at a public place and have a beer together. It could end this feud forever, and ease both of your minds.

Most likely otherwise this shit will last forever, or until cops or death. I know this is weird for this sub, but maybe try and take the moral high ground and initiate contact.

I guess at your time it is pretty close to time to go to sleep though.

Just cut him out and let him die, send a letter to him explaining why your done with him. Fuck him and his shitty heart. Tired of these old people getting more and more pathetic.

Trust me you won't.

Cutting my father off completely worked out famously. Maybe because I was first born but I let my brothers and sisters know I have zero interest and not to pester me with questions or try to change my mind. Shortly after the dominoes began to fall and one by one they also turned their backs. Now us siblings are closed than ever and we even have mom back into the fold. Fuck these "BUT MUH FAMILY" orthodixies. Remove the cancer, soon you'll be thriving.

I was raised by a motherfucker after my bio-dad gave me up for adoption at age 5 to my mom's new husband. He was cool until I turned 7. Then the physical and psychological abuse started. I left when I was 17. I haven't had contact w/ him, or my mother, in 20 years. I STILL wish I would've kicked the dog-shit out of him when I had the chance. Don't keep toxic people in your life just because "family." Fuck 'em.

Also, "peckahs."

Peckas indeed

I wasn't abused as a child Then again, I wasn't a shitty kid who brought out rage in those who loved me most. I guess what I'm trying to say is you reap what you sow

Your dad sounds like a textbook cluster B asshole who will never change, no matter how much you beg or threaten. Seriously, it never ends with these people. They're incapable of envy or remorse.

Cut him out forever, immediately. Within a couple of months, you'll feel 100% better and never feel any guilt about cutting the cord. Trust me, I've done it to family before.

But don't kill the old cocksucker for Christ's sake. Do you want to exchange decades of your life for him? Wouldn't it be more satisfying to know he's dying a slow, miserable death?

When I was moving furniture in college back east, we worked with this 20yr old kid they nicknamed "Gums," because his teeth were all fucked up. He looked like the singer from Three Doors Down.

Gums was pretty white trashy, but not a bad fella. The day before his fathers wedding, Gums was fucking his own soon to be step mom. His father walked in on them, and Gums got into a naked fistfight (boner and all) with his own dad, they beat the shit out of each other. The next day they both still went to the wedding all punched up.

Gums sounds like a good egg.

He was a riot. Then he started smoking crack and stuff, and..yeah. He kind of fell off the map. Wonder where he is now. (Probably county lock up)

He was a riot. Then he started smoking crack and stuff, and..yeah. He kind of fell off the map. Wonder where he is now. (Probably county lock up)

Ummmm, it's tough man. Maybe go to a couple of meetings?

Being a piece of shit.

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