Just curious, Jim wasnt on the show today and Sam had wrestling commentator Corey Graves in, is that correct? Because if it is, arent we in proto breakup mode already like when O&A started taking vacation separate of eachother?
I'm not saying they're at eachothers throats or anything but just in that casual way, your partner is gone so you start looking at the shit you can do that they wouldnt want you doing normally. Thats telling.
No wrestling fag was on today. He had a comedian and some bore who does the news with her tits out. I'm sure Jim would've enjoyed being there to ask the skank self-serving questions while squeezing his cock under the console.
No matter how the show goes Bobbi will assure him that he is the greatest. He will stop by her house for a very special meal to celebrate, chicken tenders cut into the shape of wrestlers. Meanwhile Jess will be at home taking care of the baby by herself.
For a long time whenever a photo of Sam was posted I thought the bald Opie guy had branched out and I was really impressed with his Sam's. It was surreal to realize that the photos weren't manipulated but that's actually how Sam looks.
It's Mother Nature getting payback. He would have been deemed a runt, abandoned by his tribe and eaten by wolves 1,000 years ago. Modern medicinal hormones and processed chicken bites cheated Fate. Now it's time to pay the piper.
I love Sam but he only fits in one niche exceptionally well. Anything outside of that, I can't be bothered. I love him with Jim, and I loved him as part of the ensemble of O&A. If it's just him flying the plane, I don't ever wanna go where he's going.
I feel the same way about Jimmy at this point too, unless he's got a great co-pilot sitting in or someone funny he's really good friends with.
If Sam's flight to LA were to crash and he was the only fatality, everyone benefits:
- His wife Jess gets to collect on his life insurance (which is a bigger payday than she'd get in their inevitable divorce)
His son will only ever know the manufactured story Jess tells him about the great man his dad was instead of 18 years of never bringing a friend home because he's embarrassed his dad plays with dolls.
Jim would get the chance to redo the show, and, because his co-host is dead they'll renew Jim's contract out of sympathy instead of not having his contract renewed if Sam lives.
The listeners benefit by never having to hear Sam's voice ever again.
I listen to every live Jim & Sam show. When Jim's out, I don't care who the guests are, I won't listen. Too many other options. And I like Sam, but he doesn't do a very good show on his own.
He never did. Some of the aftershows were better than most full shows, as long as Bobby or Lady Di or anyone really was there. If not, you felt your eyelids drooping. Then came his night show. Oof.
Alright with the fucking wrestling shirts already. It's not cute and you're EMBARRASSING your wife. Fucking stop it, I truly feel horrible for his wife that he does this to her.
why hasn't someone did a compilation vid showing how Sam can't sit still?
Even looking at this still shot here I can feel this ugly freak's erratic nervous ernegy. He's always grabbing at something, unnecessarily moving and rearranging something in when he's not adding in wild gesticulation for every syllable of every word. Eyebrows, arms, hands, fingers, upper back and leg positions - all go through a kaleidascope of shifting, stuttering change of for him to express a single sentence.
On that live set with Jim and Ant and CQ (which was boring btw, the Matarese thing was 100x better) he couldn't deal with being made to sit calmly on a stool without some board or objects to fidget with. He had to bring his little notebook. Not cute, not cool, not quirky eccentric, just queer. I really am not fond of this dude.
Of all the O&A crew only Ant can kind of do a completely solo show. It's not always great but he's the only one who says fuck it even when he has nobody to bounce off of.
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n/a 867-5309- 2017-03-09
Did Sam buy all of his clothes at Aileen Wuornos' estate sale?
n/a ricswrangler 2017-03-09
This is Tuesday's and Thursday's outfit.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-03-09
He looks like a character from that MTV cartoon show Daria.
n/a wllmweller 2017-03-09
Now this is funny
n/a aegrotatio 2017-03-09
Flannel plaid proves this fivehead shops at Goodwill and Goodwill only.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-09
867-5309 deserves a blow job from a swimsuit model for this brilliant reference.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-03-09
You first
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-09
I wasn't being sarcastic, I was genuinely applauding his reference.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-03-09
I missed the swimsuit model part
n/a aprosbro 2017-03-09
Just curious, Jim wasnt on the show today and Sam had wrestling commentator Corey Graves in, is that correct? Because if it is, arent we in proto breakup mode already like when O&A started taking vacation separate of eachother?
n/a Dennyislife 2017-03-09
Jims on a promo tour for his netflix special. Sammy is flying across the country on sunday night to join him for a week on the west coast...
n/a aprosbro 2017-03-09
I'm not saying they're at eachothers throats or anything but just in that casual way, your partner is gone so you start looking at the shit you can do that they wouldnt want you doing normally. Thats telling.
n/a BigDummyIsSexy 2017-03-09
No wrestling fag was on today. He had a comedian and some bore who does the news with her tits out. I'm sure Jim would've enjoyed being there to ask the skank self-serving questions while squeezing his cock under the console.
n/a aprosbro 2017-03-09
Its on Friday I see
n/a BigDummyIsSexy 2017-03-09
Yes. Something to look forward to.
n/a dankfranklin 2017-03-09
At least his hair/head/face look good.
n/a knitro 2017-03-09
FRANKENSTEIN LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKA
n/a Fart_Parfait 2017-03-09
Bet he can move objects with his mind
n/a BaggySpandex 2017-03-09
He's turning into The Ripper from Last Action Hero.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-09
He looks like Aaron from Bane, with Art Garfunkel's hair.
n/a netryeder 2017-03-09
No matter how the show goes Bobbi will assure him that he is the greatest. He will stop by her house for a very special meal to celebrate, chicken tenders cut into the shape of wrestlers. Meanwhile Jess will be at home taking care of the baby by herself.
n/a aegrotatio 2017-03-09
That's a disturbingly large fivehead there.
n/a Crownenberg 2017-03-09
I've never seen anyone without an actual deformity as ugly as Sam.
n/a Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2017-03-09
Really...https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/338622696/002OHW_Clint_Howard_009.jpg
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-09
Even after all this time, with every new picture I am constantly astounded by how truly grotesque he is.
n/a 867-5309- 2017-03-09
For a long time whenever a photo of Sam was posted I thought the bald Opie guy had branched out and I was really impressed with his Sam's. It was surreal to realize that the photos weren't manipulated but that's actually how Sam looks.
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-09
It's Mother Nature getting payback. He would have been deemed a runt, abandoned by his tribe and eaten by wolves 1,000 years ago. Modern medicinal hormones and processed chicken bites cheated Fate. Now it's time to pay the piper.
n/a _snoop_ 2017-03-09
Not counting his mangled little peckah, eh?
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-03-09
In his defense, his wife is ugly too
n/a alobesmooth 2017-03-09
This nigga head look like a slice of pizza. No chin having Neanderthal
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-09
I love Sam but he only fits in one niche exceptionally well. Anything outside of that, I can't be bothered. I love him with Jim, and I loved him as part of the ensemble of O&A. If it's just him flying the plane, I don't ever wanna go where he's going.
I feel the same way about Jimmy at this point too, unless he's got a great co-pilot sitting in or someone funny he's really good friends with.
n/a 867-5309- 2017-03-09
If Sam's flight to LA were to crash and he was the only fatality, everyone benefits: - His wife Jess gets to collect on his life insurance (which is a bigger payday than she'd get in their inevitable divorce)
His son will only ever know the manufactured story Jess tells him about the great man his dad was instead of 18 years of never bringing a friend home because he's embarrassed his dad plays with dolls.
Jim would get the chance to redo the show, and, because his co-host is dead they'll renew Jim's contract out of sympathy instead of not having his contract renewed if Sam lives.
The listeners benefit by never having to hear Sam's voice ever again.
n/a TerpBE 2017-03-09
His forehead has a kneecap!
n/a Bick_Bickerson 2017-03-09
Holy shit it does
n/a TayNez 2017-03-09
I listen to every live Jim & Sam show. When Jim's out, I don't care who the guests are, I won't listen. Too many other options. And I like Sam, but he doesn't do a very good show on his own.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-09
He never did. Some of the aftershows were better than most full shows, as long as Bobby or Lady Di or anyone really was there. If not, you felt your eyelids drooping. Then came his night show. Oof.
n/a ledge9999 2017-03-09
Does he still have those losers from the pop station sit in all the time? Holy fuck I hated all of those idiots.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-03-09
Jesus, is his forehead still growing?
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-09
He looks like a shit Klingon.
n/a metfan666 2017-03-09
It was a tits replay this morning. What time does J&S start?
n/a Douchegeyser 2017-03-09
8 eastern, 5 pacific
n/a yeojaerdna 2017-03-09
Yeah, I looked at the "segment titles" in Sirius android app and its all Mike Cannon this. Mike cannon that. Fuck that.
n/a kevin121312 2017-03-09
Why do you think that he thinks that? The show is opieradio without Jim
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-09
Slow down. It's not remotely good, but that's like comparing a teeth cleaning to being drawn and quartered.
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-03-09
Alright with the fucking wrestling shirts already. It's not cute and you're EMBARRASSING your wife. Fucking stop it, I truly feel horrible for his wife that he does this to her.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-03-09
why hasn't someone did a compilation vid showing how Sam can't sit still?
Even looking at this still shot here I can feel this ugly freak's erratic nervous ernegy. He's always grabbing at something, unnecessarily moving and rearranging something in when he's not adding in wild gesticulation for every syllable of every word. Eyebrows, arms, hands, fingers, upper back and leg positions - all go through a kaleidascope of shifting, stuttering change of for him to express a single sentence.
On that live set with Jim and Ant and CQ (which was boring btw, the Matarese thing was 100x better) he couldn't deal with being made to sit calmly on a stool without some board or objects to fidget with. He had to bring his little notebook. Not cute, not cool, not quirky eccentric, just queer. I really am not fond of this dude.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-03-09
Sam "waterhead" Roberts
n/a mikestl1988 2017-03-09
He looks like an alien from a 50's sci-fi movie
n/a johnnymcjonny 2017-03-09
Of all the O&A crew only Ant can kind of do a completely solo show. It's not always great but he's the only one who says fuck it even when he has nobody to bounce off of.
n/a newsdaylaura18 2017-03-09
Who's listening to these shows? Seriously
n/a Justyna_A 2017-03-09
Wtf is wrong with Sam's head
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-03-09
You first
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-09
I wasn't being sarcastic, I was genuinely applauding his reference.