Whose body would you rather go through life in: Ant, Jim, or Sam?

6  2017-03-08 by OkaySeriouslyBro

So mentally it would still be you but physically you would resemble who you choose in every single way. You can still do things like get ripped/fat, get a haircut, lose a foot to diabetes, but the base genetics will be an exact clone of Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, or Sam Roberts. No Opie because then we'd all just choose him and pursue modeling careers. If you refuse to pick among these three options, you look like Big A.

16 comments

n/a  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-03-08

Anthony. He's the only one who looks mostly normal. I'm not a degenerate alcoholic so I won't bloat up like he has, nor am I a Xanax addict. I can be charming and sociable and decidedly non-creepy enough that the disfiguring acne scars and swarthy skin can be overlooked.

Jim and Sam...fuck that, those two don't even give you anything to work with.

n/a  Hunter_Cumia 2017-03-08

The moon surface face is not too bad, just lose the soy sauce cotton hair

n/a  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-03-08

I forgot about the shitty hair. Oh well, baseball caps for me!

n/a  turnthemaround 2017-03-08

You went with the person who has the fastest decaying body and damaged organs. You are a fool.

n/a  Jaeromaru 2017-03-08

Have you seen Sam lately...

n/a  turnthemaround 2017-03-08

Black doesn't crack

n/a  Jaeromaru 2017-03-08

Hes not entirely black though. Those weak caucasian genes are dragging down those strong negro chromosomes.

n/a  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-03-08

I most certainly am a fool, but I'd rather be a decrepit Tunisian than a genetic defective or a felonious goblin.

n/a  stupidfatbobkelly 2017-03-08

Sam because I don't want any dicks in my ass.

n/a  malvin77 2017-03-08

You mean because you want many, many dicks in your ass.

n/a  PhilipMarma 2017-03-08

Norton, for the white privilege.

n/a  RaiderRush2112 2017-03-08

Creep

n/a  oceanic231 2017-03-08

I would pick Sam simply so I could kill myself. The world would be able to rest east knowing there isn't a ghoul like that roaming the streets.

n/a  ChippusMaximus 2017-03-08

A magic bullet going through all three would be pretty good.

n/a  Billyassman 2017-03-08

I would opt for being aborted.

n/a  holodog 2017-03-08

Fine, I don't choose and become Big A and run a modestly successful livery business in Morningside.

n/a  Hunter_Cumia 2017-03-08

The moon surface face is not too bad, just lose the soy sauce cotton hair

n/a  turnthemaround 2017-03-08

You went with the person who has the fastest decaying body and damaged organs. You are a fool.