Patton Oswalt killed his wife because she was fucking her uncle Anthony Cumia, so Jimmy Norton stole money from his fans to cover it up but Amy Schumer stole the money from Jimmy, but Jimmy, Patton and Anthony forgave Amy because it was so brave of her to steal like that, so Opie stomped on the dead wife's head while Joe Cumia tried to spit in the mouth of Bonnie's retarded sister but she preferred to suck Opie's titties, which amused Patton because it reminded him of something that might have happened on one of those classic all new special episodes of 80s sitcoms, the kind that remind Louis CK of Fellini films but that also remind Rich Vos that he will be performing at Goonies comedy club in Rochester two weeks from now.
14 comments
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-08
Do ya.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-08
Yep.
n/a NormMcdongloads 2017-03-08
Mods should ban all these people for not acting the way he deems appropriate.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-08
Yep. Mr. Trump's presidency shall bring a new order to you worthless subhumans.
n/a NormMcdongloads 2017-03-08
Introducing my new partnership with sharper image "Space steaks" you aren't going to believe how great they are.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-08
They're yuge.
n/a OpieCouldaBeenAModel 2017-03-08
Patton Oswalt killed his wife because she was fucking her uncle Anthony Cumia, so Jimmy Norton stole money from his fans to cover it up but Amy Schumer stole the money from Jimmy, but Jimmy, Patton and Anthony forgave Amy because it was so brave of her to steal like that, so Opie stomped on the dead wife's head while Joe Cumia tried to spit in the mouth of Bonnie's retarded sister but she preferred to suck Opie's titties, which amused Patton because it reminded him of something that might have happened on one of those classic all new special episodes of 80s sitcoms, the kind that remind Louis CK of Fellini films but that also remind Rich Vos that he will be performing at Goonies comedy club in Rochester two weeks from now.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-08
Probably the best post ever written here. NOT.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-03-08
YOU FAWKIN BURIED THIS COCKSUCKA!!!!
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-08
FAWK YEAHHHHHH!!! hoccch
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-03-08
Rich Vos is headlining at SXSW in Austin from Saturday March 11th through Tuesday 14th!
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-08
Fuck you!
n/a sanfrancisco69er 2017-03-08
What type of posts would you consider useful?
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-08
Posts that make fun of Rich Vos, link to classic bits, etc.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-08
Yep.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-08
Fuck you!