There's nothing more frustrating than a hungover beat-off session

5  2017-03-08 by crookedmile

Tried to crank one out before work this morning to the Cash Me Outside girl and it just didn't work. No wonder I'm single.

12 comments

n/a  1073WAAF 2017-03-08

Try putting something up your butthole.

n/a  Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2017-03-08

This is where a girlfriend/wife/baby momma comes in handy, see what I did there...

n/a  LoloTheRogan 2017-03-08

You like mudsharks huh?

n/a  crookedmile 2017-03-08

She's still young and has the ability to learn. I just want to teach the children. For America.

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n/a  JPSouthampton 2017-03-08

Do it outside in the woods or something that always helps me

n/a  PepperTheCentaur 2017-03-08

The woods across from a preschool has never failed me.

n/a  John_Gulbunny 2017-03-08

Take some adderall, that'll help

n/a  OswaldTheLucky 2017-03-08

Try the ol reliable: The David Carradine method.

n/a  simplexplodingman 2017-03-08

I get so horny I literally can't stop and once I finish the hangover is 1000 times worse.

n/a  PepperTheCentaur 2017-03-08

What kind of animal drinks on a work night?

n/a  ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-03-08

Who was the lucky guy and why didn't you just blow him instead?