I know none of you are gonna make it all the way through Schumer's special (me too) so, just so you know, according to this article, the last 1/2 hour is a sobering discussion about gun violence.

6  2017-03-08 by Old_Man_Dummy

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I'm 3/4 of the way through it. Utter garbage. The gun stuff comes up awkwardly, but it's mostly pussy/jizz/fat jokes.

Be sure to write a review so Netflix know how you feel.

Netflix doesnt care, the sad fact is most women find that annoying twat to be hilarious. They love the pussy, period, fat, abortion, and I hate my mom jokes. And theyll watch and out rave reviews online and thats what netflix cares about. Sad.

women dont know funny though

Liar!

Transcript

Ctrl+F to whatever u want.

I admit it. I started reading the transcript. So she starts off with the "I'm a whore and sleep around" routine?? I thought she abandoned this "character"? Didn't she flip out on that kid reporter who made a similar joke about her?

I don't doubt she's a complete whore

I read the gun bit and it didn't even read like a piece of comedy. It just felt like I was reading an anti gun article where the author was trying to be somewhat humorous. She even made a blind Stevie wonder joke.... that is some middle school level comedy.

The fact that what I just read is considered stand up comedy is just appalling. She pretty much just gave her opinion and got an applause.

By the way Amy you fat fucking pig, you can't just take away people's rights without due process. Why the fuck are you even still in America? Trump won. Shouldn't you be in Spain by now?

I'm sure it was even less funny listening to it with her awful cadence and terrible delivery.

I did a word count for "like": 241 times.

Like.. what a cunt!

I tried a few others. Pussy/Pussies: 16 Tits/Titties: 36 Dick: 8

36 dick; took my wife there. Spoiler alert, there were 36 dicks

" It’s like a boxer getting an opponent to lower their guard, while their back hand is winding up for a big ol’ uppercut. It’s Schumer at her best"

She would be the worst boxing trainer ever.

i haven't watched it yet, but i doubt its like what this guy is saying.

No more Amy Schumer posts are allowed, you have 30 minutes to delete this and say something nice or it will result in a ban.

My boyfriend

audience cheer loudly

My boyfriend dick

cheering intensifies, people begin whooping

My boyfriend dick my pussy

fever pitch as the audience are screaming in delight

I've done a shameful thing, i need a rope

Clever girl. She elminates any potential criticism on the gun debate by making them sit through utter nonsense.