Netflix doesnt care, the sad fact is most women find that annoying twat to be hilarious. They love the pussy, period, fat, abortion, and I hate my mom jokes. And theyll watch and out rave reviews online and thats what netflix cares about. Sad.
I admit it. I started reading the transcript. So she starts off with the "I'm a whore and sleep around" routine?? I thought she abandoned this "character"? Didn't she flip out on that kid reporter who made a similar joke about her?
I read the gun bit and it didn't even read like a piece of comedy. It just felt like I was reading an anti gun article where the author was trying to be somewhat humorous. She even made a blind Stevie wonder joke.... that is some middle school level comedy.
The fact that what I just read is considered stand up comedy is just appalling. She pretty much just gave her opinion and got an applause.
By the way Amy you fat fucking pig, you can't just take away people's rights without due process. Why the fuck are you even still in America? Trump won. Shouldn't you be in Spain by now?
21 comments
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-08
I'm 3/4 of the way through it. Utter garbage. The gun stuff comes up awkwardly, but it's mostly pussy/jizz/fat jokes.
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-03-08
Be sure to write a review so Netflix know how you feel.
n/a tugjohnson 2017-03-08
Netflix doesnt care, the sad fact is most women find that annoying twat to be hilarious. They love the pussy, period, fat, abortion, and I hate my mom jokes. And theyll watch and out rave reviews online and thats what netflix cares about. Sad.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-03-08
women dont know funny though
n/a tugjohnson 2017-03-08
Liar!
n/a YouAintGotToLieCraig 2017-03-08
Transcript
Ctrl+F to whatever u want.
n/a thecraftofcomedy 2017-03-08
I admit it. I started reading the transcript. So she starts off with the "I'm a whore and sleep around" routine?? I thought she abandoned this "character"? Didn't she flip out on that kid reporter who made a similar joke about her?
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-08
I don't doubt she's a complete whore
n/a chargersfan3421 2017-03-08
I read the gun bit and it didn't even read like a piece of comedy. It just felt like I was reading an anti gun article where the author was trying to be somewhat humorous. She even made a blind Stevie wonder joke.... that is some middle school level comedy.
The fact that what I just read is considered stand up comedy is just appalling. She pretty much just gave her opinion and got an applause.
By the way Amy you fat fucking pig, you can't just take away people's rights without due process. Why the fuck are you even still in America? Trump won. Shouldn't you be in Spain by now?
n/a blumpkinboy69 2017-03-08
I'm sure it was even less funny listening to it with her awful cadence and terrible delivery.
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-03-08
I did a word count for "like": 241 times.
Like.. what a cunt!
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-08
I tried a few others. Pussy/Pussies: 16 Tits/Titties: 36 Dick: 8
n/a MrKrinkel 2017-03-08
36 dick; took my wife there. Spoiler alert, there were 36 dicks
n/a jasim18 2017-03-08
" It’s like a boxer getting an opponent to lower their guard, while their back hand is winding up for a big ol’ uppercut. It’s Schumer at her best"
She would be the worst boxing trainer ever.
n/a Old_Man_Dummy 2017-03-08
i haven't watched it yet, but i doubt its like what this guy is saying.
n/a SpaceDredge 2017-03-08
No more Amy Schumer posts are allowed, you have 30 minutes to delete this and say something nice or it will result in a ban.
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-03-08
My boyfriend
audience cheer loudly
My boyfriend dick
cheering intensifies, people begin whooping
My boyfriend dick my pussy
fever pitch as the audience are screaming in delight
n/a Peckahnator 2017-03-08
It's like that one South Park bit.
n/a aegrotatio 2017-03-08
https://img.ifcdn.com/images/8950e5f4499a628bf36bde5e57e0d8b75add6cbdc8f1517524ba396cf4aaa458_1.jpg
n/a not_copomash 2017-03-08
I've done a shameful thing, i need a rope
n/a Peckahnator 2017-03-08
Clever girl. She elminates any potential criticism on the gun debate by making them sit through utter nonsense.