Amy Schumer Thinks Thin Isn't Cute on Her

1  2017-03-07 by aegrotatio

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How about "average"? That not the right look either?

"I look very stupid skinny. Said schumer "my dumb head stays the same size then my body like shrivels...Nobody likes it. Its not cute on me."

So there you have it folks correspond your health with how your head looks.

A buddy of mine, who I hadn't seen in years, and was always overweight got "Junkie thin" off pills. It was shocking at first "Wow, you're supposed to be the fat kid" but as soon as the initial shock wore off it was instantly "You look great dude!". I'm sure he's probably gonna die soon, but seriously he "looks" way better. Thin looks good on everyone, or at least "not being fat" is a universal good look

What sort of pills?

Asking for a friend.

90 oxymorphone a day

Xanax is my guess? Which I never understood, I've had total access to benzo's my entire life and never found them fun to get "high" off of. I'll take them for their intended/practical purposes occasionally: Going to the dentist so I don't freak out over a stranger with things all in my mouth, maybe before a family function or a cross-country plane-trip

You never snort xannies off of a lady dick?

Yeah, seriously. Its the one drug I can get whenever I want and all it does is put me to sleep.

Translation: I gave up

When Amy Schumer lost weight for her role in "Trainwreck" in 2015, she wasn't happy with the results and didn't like how she looked. Amy is super confident in her body and doesn't let anyone tell her otherwise.

You know Amy Poehler's got herself a weird looking face.

Yet everytime someone mentions Amy Poehler in an article or whatever, they don't feel it mandatory to validate her appearance and tell me that Amy Poehler doesn't give a shit if I think she has a weird looking face. They kinda just talk about her comedy and leave the "doesn't let anyone tell her otherwise" rhetoric to be assumed and not written down.

I think a police dog would look cute on her

I agree with Amy. She is ripe for shagging.

If women are just as funny and intellectually capable as men, why do most of them become famous by discussing and obsessing over their own bodies.

that is the funniest thing she has ever said

She stole this "I'm ugly when thin" schtick from Al Roker