Heavily breathing, whispering Jim Norton thinks she's cute and wants to date her.

12  2017-03-07 by Don_Panera

How can someone so famous not be able to get laid? I fucking hate little fuck-starved Jim. He's the worst.

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Don't you love it when Jim addresses women in studio as "madam". This asshole doesn't know how to address women that aren't in the sex industry.

He really is. Charlie Sheen is confirmed to have HIV and still gets laid. Because he knows how to talk to women. Norton just sounds creepy. I think his fame saves him from getting shot with mace.

Or how he says 'breasts or bossoms' fucking creep

"You smell good" - does the little creep think that line will even work?

Better than his other go to line "I'll bet you've got a nice meaty pussy."

yeah that really isn't the way to talk to a lady if you ask me

"Do you like getting your toes sucked or no."

Does he have a foot fetish now? How many fetishes can one man have: trannies, piss, scat, sexual humiliation, hookers, big pussies, tall women, strap ons, now feet.

And he likes big feet too, which I don't get. I think he thinks weird sexual kinks make him seem interesting.

Yeah he's been weird about big smelly feet for years

"Do you want to know my favorite band?"

after the interview : https://youtu.be/M9ks4DLsHUc?t=10

Women dont like Jimmy because women understand Jimmy's rap and he obviously doesn't think they're smart enough to see through it. They understand that he thinks they aren't smart enough and thats what they fail to respond to.

Either that or they just arent into chinless manlets.

He's also probably inviting them to his show before he fucks them and they get an hour of hearing what a creep he is. "Ha, I'm just kidding. I never paid a tranny to shit in my mouth. That's just my character. The fans demand I say it. Let's go make out."

"Can I bring my salad?"

give him a break, he has asperger's.

*a asperger's

He'd post more here if he really did. We attract aspie's like light to a moth. He couldn't help himself.

Funniest moment was when he was after that 20-something year old Ron & Fez intern and she politely rejected him which lead to Jim throwing a two hour tantrum on the air.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ6m8cYpsrY