I refuse to believe that Opie finds Mark to be as compelling as his reactions would suggest. I'm not even mad at Mark, he's just doing regular comic shop-talk shit but this dummy's chin just drops to the floor every time he says anything. It's very weird. These stories are nowhere near that good.
Opsters autistic and doesn't understand human reactions, so he parrots what he sees other people doing. Because he doesn't know when to do what and how hard to do it, everything ends up being hysterical and unbelievable.
That was such a lie. In the same segment he claims that his parents couldn't afford snow boots so he had to wear bread bags as socks. Sounds like a bunch of food when you have enough bread bags to clothe 8 kids or whatever.
His lies about his rough childhood are really insulting. He acts like his mother was some kind of terrorist because she vacuumed too much. I'd trade lives with him in a second, and I guarantee I wouldn't be the ungrateful phony cocksucker that he turned out to be.
29 comments
n/a duranfarbissina 2017-03-05
Normand is a lovable self loathing weirdo... who's the faggot in the mariners hat
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-05
He's funny. The other guy is Craig Gass, another former Stern guy who does outdated 90's impressions.
n/a chippersonlyle 2017-03-05
It was funny when he yelled out Sam Robert's on Friday and made it awkward in the room
n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-03-05
Opie's a "minimalist" but he lives in a 7 million dollar condo.
n/a placermutka 2017-03-05
Not for long...
n/a thatskelp 2017-03-05
"I'M RIGHT THERE WITH YOU!"
n/a Lish_fips89 2017-03-05
You can steal peoples jokes, accuse people of being sexist and be fat, just so long as you're generous and cool?
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-03-05
Yes?
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-05
Normand is hilarious live.
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-05
LIARS HE'S A GOD DAMN LIAR
n/a WiredTrucker 2017-03-05
Normands getting Pussy stories are bullshit. His voice is I can't even explain that voice. Dude is such a douche but his stand up is pretty funny.
n/a Notmyfirstacc3 2017-03-05
According to other comics it's not bullshit.
n/a kevin121312 2017-03-05
Other comics who have bits about things that never happened to them?
n/a Notmyfirstacc3 2017-03-05
What are you talking about
n/a kevin121312 2017-03-05
All comics make up stories so they can write bits in their acts. They're not gonna call out Normand for making up fake stories.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-03-05
I refuse to believe that Opie finds Mark to be as compelling as his reactions would suggest. I'm not even mad at Mark, he's just doing regular comic shop-talk shit but this dummy's chin just drops to the floor every time he says anything. It's very weird. These stories are nowhere near that good.
Maybe Opie's trying to reinvent himself.
n/a ObsessiveMuso 2017-03-05
Opsters autistic and doesn't understand human reactions, so he parrots what he sees other people doing. Because he doesn't know when to do what and how hard to do it, everything ends up being hysterical and unbelievable.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-03-05
Poor opie. His mom yelled a lot.
n/a Turd---Burglar 2017-03-05
When Opie tries to say "growing up my parents never has food in the house either". WTF Opie grew up in nice suburbs. His fakeness is infuriating
n/a placermutka 2017-03-05
dude, sniff, it was all evaporated milk and gubment cheese
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-03-05
That was such a lie. In the same segment he claims that his parents couldn't afford snow boots so he had to wear bread bags as socks. Sounds like a bunch of food when you have enough bread bags to clothe 8 kids or whatever.
His lies about his rough childhood are really insulting. He acts like his mother was some kind of terrorist because she vacuumed too much. I'd trade lives with him in a second, and I guarantee I wouldn't be the ungrateful phony cocksucker that he turned out to be.
n/a fish_flower 2017-03-05
it must be weird in the NY comic world to have Amy Schumer be like the Don Carleone
n/a Coosaw 2017-03-05
Opie keeps,putting his hands on the soles of his shoes. That's fucking gross. Maybe that's why he's sick all the time.
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-03-05
He doesn't wash his hands after pooping
n/a Jaeromaru 2017-03-05
And he picks his nose
n/a ventio 2017-03-05
did they just open by complimenting miss piggy
n/a placermutka 2017-03-05
Normands smarmy delivery makes me laff very much hard.
n/a ChinatownMikey 2017-03-05
This. So much this. I quit listening to tuesday with stories because of it.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-03-05
He and Joe List both have fake radio voices. I can't listen to either cuz I autisticly mock them every time I hear their voices.