Rules for r/opieandanthony

0  2017-03-05 by SpaceEdge

142 comments

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These are just the site wide reddit rules you fucking faggot this post was unnecessary. Sticky a Vos plug or or fuck off

These are rules that are specific to our sub. Are some of them reddit rules. But the mods aren't going to let assholes like you ruin it for non assholes.

This is a joke right?

These rules were always on side bar, the got moved to a different section of the sub. Does that bother?

Do you want the userbase relocating to another subreddit under different mods? Shit like this is the reason why.

Just do your job, delete the obvious shit like spamming and personal information, and realize that when your post sits at 13% upvoted it's not a battle you want to fight. Take the L.

Im already for moving, I had no idea the mods were this retarded a mod that ran with his tail between the legs that I wont mention because of new rules and I have already been banned was threatening people in other subreddits so much people posted about it on other online forums so I can only imagine was some other unnamed mods might be doing with their power hunger dumb shit.

/r/scorch is the new frontier

same , it hasnt been the same. share the new meet up spot please.

Who here isn't a asshole?

It's not our sub. It's your sub. Congratulations - you mod a sub where nobody likes or respects you. Good job.

Shut up, faggit.

like your account should be deleted and dicks should be added to your butt hole

like your account should be deleted and dicks should be added to your butt hole

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YAY! More rules! Neat!

No posts directed at a single member of the subreddit with the intent of causing drama, accusing that person of something, or inviting others to attack / harass someone. If you have an issue with another subreddit member, handle it through the private messaging system, and if you think another subreddit member is violating reddit / subreddit rules, please report the post or send a message to the moderators using this link

why do you do this to yourselves

sigh

Yeah, I mean why? Who was complaining about this? What's wrong with making fun of Ian?

Was there any chance at all that they were gonna get "hey guys, I think we should all listen to the new rules set by the moderators!" feedback?

That's my honest question. You know what the end result is going to be and yet you smack the hibernating bear with a baseball bat. Maybe the bear will respect me and become my pet!

Actually I didn't come up with this one.

Well you delivered the message so the abuse will be directed at you. Brigading or personal information, fine. But we can't attack other members of the subreddit to cause drama? That's fucking ridiculous and you know it.

Stop with the GrizX shit. Just stop.

Busting balls is fine. Creating a thread to go after another user because you are a psychopath is not fine.

Don't like it go somewhere else.

DONT LIKE IT GET OUT OF MYYYYY HOUSE "MOOOOOOOOMMMM MAKE HIM LEAAAAVE" You make it so easy to be nice to you, make that a rule and I will do it.

You motherfuckers get all hot and bothered over a stupid sticky that will most likely disappear in the next 24 hours and be put back on the sidebar.

You banned me for saying you should delete your account and put dicks in your butt in jest, I am just wondering why that was your reaction was to ban someone because they werent nice to you in the most toxic of all subreddits what the fuck guy, are we the problem really, you banned me because I wasnt nice to you. You are hot and bothered and a faggot, I am not attacking you by calling you that only describing you actions and talking with disclaimers which is what we need to do now, let me go get a nigger bell so I dont offend anyone.

What do you look like and where are you from?

Spacey, baby: tuck and roll out of this mess you're making for yourself. Lets get back to the LOLZ over here

You're a fucking cunt. Shove your gay ass forum up your asshole.

Is that seriously what you want though? For everyone to migrate someplace else because you played these little "I'm going to ban you until you apologize to me" power trip games?

Seemingly every messageboard moderator at some point has this little meltdown where us puny losers need to respect your authority. But you push it. You start it. You hit the hibernating bear with a baseball bat.

When EVERYBODY is against you, stop demanding we all bend the knee. If you enjoy being the top moderator for the #1 discussion board for the O&A universe on reddit, fucking stop. It is VERY easy to replace you if you push too hard. Stop. Just stop.

Don't like it go somewhere else.

Treating a joke subreddit for disgraced and forgotten shock jocks like it's serious business and needs to be ruled with an iron fist is pathetic. The sub doesn't need the rules or want them. I'm not sure why you'd even come up with them or enforce them as it's more work for you. Just make sure the sub doesn't get shut down. You don't have to act as judge over squabbles or quality control like Tool Man wants to. This is all just more work for you and him.

In the words of street poet Kendrick Lamar, "bitch don't kill my vibe."

So if brother Joe makes an account he gets a safe space?

Newsflash PAL I already "HAVE" 1!!!

AND we don't want you're DUMASS "hipster" Trenton JERSEY gig anyway, libTARD!!!

Oh great I'm "band" from here now?!!!

Easy there Matarese...

Yeah but who makes that distinction? You? You're a cunt.

The rules should be unambiguous: doxing, brigading, and illegal shit is verboten. There. No ambiguity. Everything else is decided by Us, the Free People of the Republic of /r/OpieAndAnthony.

Posts directed at a single member

No posts directed at a single member

You just have to mention another person in the post and you're in the clear.

Dude you're gonna get banned. You better cool it.

fuck you faggot

there is no reason to be here if everyone 'cools' it

Hey it's doesn't get the joke guy.

Ssh don't single him out

*Radio Edit

Anyone that gets banned come here

https://discord.gg/MzJMqsz

MODS need to shove glass up their shitters. What a bunch of power hungry beta faggots

You forgot no making fun of that thing skinned barista faggot space edge

He's like every internet moderator. Had absolutely no power in his personal life so he has to flex his "might" over the internet. Pathetic fuck

Baby boy is pushing his rules down our throats even though the mods are told time and time again that we don't want their moderation.

Can we have a rule about embracing change and diversity please?

FFFFFUUCCCKK YOOUUU

I'm assuming it's No on both.

This is kinda harsh. I feel like my freedom of speech is being violated.

He will not divide us.

Gingivitis

Pepe 2020

We should make a podcast network

I'm gay.

Me too. Want sum fuck?

Are you sailors looking for a 3rd?

hellloooo boyyys

Is that you anthony??

I'm sure no rude comments will be made about space edge and his cock sucking lifestyle.

I hope people stop calling him a faggot who can't spell

Proper grammar and syntax would be helpful, too

You handle this place all wrong.

The last 3 comments really worked out for those guys

What do you mean character?

Hes been banning.

this is going great

IM NOT SAYING ANYTHING JUST LINKING A SCREENSHOT OF YOU BANNING SOMEONE, THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ANY ALT BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT. Mod Abuse Proof > http://imgur.com/a/LxWkn

Yup he broke a rule. He is free to message me and not be dick and I'll let him back. What did he expect attacking another user 10 seconds after the post went up.

How did I attack you?

Was this for a comment? Are we not even allowed to call OP a faggot anymore?

LOL this sub is full of toddlers.

Fuck you, you fat fag

You spend all your time daydreaming and living inside your own head. You're so bored and you have so much pent up masculinity that this is the only way to feel like you're actually doing something with your life.

Neck yourself you fucking faggot

Man, you're the definition of a faggot.

If you have any fondness for this sub whatsoever and want to see it not fall to unsalvageable ruin, quit and let someone better at it do your "job". If not then carry on.

I hope you actually die you fucking toddler.

Faggot

So I try not to get caught up in the "drama" here, this is a place I visit to make me laugh. I'm not sure what being a mod entails, but it probably has it's fair share of bullshit. I think the consensus (or at least the majority of reasonable people here agree) that you shouldn't be filtering any content unless it might get this sub shut down. Is it annoying to log-in and see 12 new "Patton Oswald killed his wife" or Rich Vos tour date threads, sometimes, but sometimes people find clever new ways to beat those dead horses. This place does a decent job policing itself as far as downvoting shit-posts, and sometimes those shit-posts turn into hilarious discussions of their own. There's no need to make this more dramatic or complicated than it is. This corner of the internet is for shitheads to say funny things, let's not directly piss of the rest of the internet and get shut down.

this sub has a core group of like 15 homosexuals who check this place hourly, all the bad shit sorts itself out. if modding increases it'll be like one of those dead subs with 2 posts a day.

It's like a porn forum that over-moderates, it makes sense to have people around banning people and keeping out the UA shit (Schuure, a bunch of busy-bodies) but sometimes they get out of control with power. I'm not sure which is worse to admit to being a mod at, forums.powerbottoms.net or r/opieandanthony

maybe space edge needs a little flick upon the wiener tip to get him to shape up.

Spaceship edges is right guys, no more making fun of the fact that space edges sister Bonnie, keeps telling people he's a girl.

Serious question. Since someone like Patton Oswalt, Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton are Reddit users, wouldn't that mean we cannot make threads about them?

I strongly disagree with the direction of this subreddit under your leadership, Mr. Spacedge.

Surely stinks is the exception to that last rule.

He's been on YKWD, he's technically a public figure.

A good set of rules always makes things better.

A simple guide to how you people should mod this place:

Will it get the sub shut down?

If YES, do something.

If NO, do nothing.

That's it. Why do you make it more difficult than that?

but thats how any and all forums should always operate. its just that other cunty mods feel the need to implement guidelines like theyre god.

Well, to be fair a NP link is allowed, as a suggestion. We really should fuck up any and all other subreddits with coordinated attacks, ya know at random and not "brigading".

We should be having more fun, we see great things happen just from individuals doooooing the bit. Jocktoebr has to live on. We will not break the rules, we will never "BrigadeĀ®" because as Reddit states, it is unkind. But they must be tolerant of our opinion we just want to share our side of the story

Why do you have to make everything so complicated

Because, Arby's employees work 11am-9pm. What are the mods supposed to do with their time in between?

Was this because I made a post about u/thomas_daly ? He started it, I was just fighting back

What kind of retard would actually be stopped by adding "np." to the shared URL? This is just insulting. We get it, don't be dicks, but come on!

And shilling should be against the rules. There are way too many faggots trying to get popular here, and they are not O&A related at all.

Once again these rules aren't knew you can keep on pretending they are.

They arent knew, you didnt know them get it, do we really want this simpleton in charge. Why did you delete that other thread where you banned me for being a dick? Why do I have to be nice to you?

You don't have to be nice to me YOU ARE FUCKING ANNOYING. Go one with your posting life.

for someone not hot or bothered and banning accounts on a joke subreddit you cant seem to take the time to get words right, are you sure you are taking a moments breath and making the right decisions before you do something or are you flying off the handle and spelling words all silly nilly turning caps lock on.

What do you think he looks like and where do you think he's from?

this user has been instructed to only use nice phrasing in this subreddit I imagine hes a kind happy fellow with a big smile. Hes probably from a nice family.

That's the spirit fellow poster let's be positive gang

Fat, hispanic, Florida.

Lol jk, I think he looks like Miley Cyrus.

Can we have a mod who can speak fucking English? How do we know SpaceEdge isn't the spic maid who let Opie into Howard's area?

Space edge? More like gay...edge DVV DVV

You are a fat faggot. That is a new rule.

What if you announce ahead of time that you're okay with threads about you?

I consent to with people making threads about me, and my alternate accounts /u/i_hate_knickers, /u/stinkskc and /u/SpaceEdgeSucks

ha ha, a fool's bargain. i'm on my way now to make a thread telling everyone you're a dunderhead.

I think the mods here are almost reasonable. I got banned from r/mma for making a George Zimmerman joke

What was the joke?

I said someone should pay George Zimmerman to give Stephen Thompson trigger pulling lessons

/u/SpaceEdge ban him for not being funny and we'll call it even

tbh it was kinda funny

You sound like you were the type of kid who took his teachers an apple in the morning and a gift on christmas

...yeah but that's only because my mom made me

Im reasonably sure SpaceGay doesnt make and enforce rules because hes a faggot who gets a hard cock by making and enforcing rules, but because it is a requirement of having a sub on reddit that certain behaviors are prohibited. The Reddit fags would just abort this shithole if SpaceHomo didnt do anything.

u/SpaceEdge - You're a faggot and nobody likes you

This will be you soon /u/SpaceEdge

https://youtu.be/riChnx9U9SI

Allah Akbar

Alright...we need a new website.

I like the new rules because now u/porkclerk82 can't say mean things to me about snorting pills. Thanks MODS!

You mentioning me everyday is getting weird and embarrassing

First rule of O&A subreddit is that there is no O&A subreddit

Does this mean that /u/i_hate_knickers now has to stop calling me a big shit? Cos if so I'm all for it.

He needs to erase that hurtful flair about you, too.

But that is one of his better bits

Who are you talking to? It's not that big shit is it?

Yup. Guess what. He's being a big shit as usual.

so the first 2 are official reddit rules, but the last one. Does it really matter if /r/OnA fans rip on other /r/OnA fans. Also I hope you get cancer

This isn't at all like an Outback steakhouse. :(

"Hey Earl! We got any bloomin onions in the back?"

This link leads to 'not found' on mu phone, is that the joke?

Just want to say Joe Rogan is a short little loud guy and James Norton is a farter and known panty wearer and Tits Hughes has a new Australian faggot father and Sam Roberts just had a ten pound meatloaf and Anthony has nigger hair. God bless us, every Juan.

Rules,we don't need no stinkin rules.

u/SpaceEdge is a wonderful human being and a champion of social justice on these here reddits.

Rules are for homosexuals so they don't get poop on each other's lips and linen.

The ball busting in this sub is what really made it feel like a true community not just a ball licking fan page. some of the best moments of this sub were things like calling stinks out on his unpaid debts, cbank's twitter autism, opiesucks going from one the most hated members to one of the most beloved, the brother joe chronicles, roland's fake twitter account, Sue Storm, jocktober, The dani snapchats, etc.. I know I sound like a fag but anybody remember that guy who's dad died and people were actually supportive? or that guy who got drunk and posted about his whore wife? even that fat juggalo who posted here so much that he would talk about this sub to his family and then when he died his brother came here asking for donations and PEOPLE DONATED even though his balls were relentlessly busted when he posted here. I'd like to think he's rolling in his XL grave right now. this place was fun while it lasted.

Fuck this place

Why don't the other mods get rid of this goof already? He mods like 15 different subs....WTF is this, his job? He just put in for a new one today.

Axe this idiot before he ruins it!

I can live with these rules, but I'd be surprised if this means the end of mods making posts disappear that they don't personally like. The mods who aren't nazis should make their own sub and let the public decide which sub they want to visit.

The rule is, there are no rules, and tonight we're racing for pinks.

the mods are such fucking faggots

you are mods of a subreddit, retards.

They suck here.

If you want to discuss any issues freely or if you've been banned you can post what happened on /r/TACN I am a mod there and won't ban you neither will slippery slope.

I believe in an open forum unlike these mods.

looks like the link from the rules are down. does that mean there are none????

Was there any chance at all that they were gonna get "hey guys, I think we should all listen to the new rules set by the moderators!" feedback?

That's my honest question. You know what the end result is going to be and yet you smack the hibernating bear with a baseball bat. Maybe the bear will respect me and become my pet!

And shilling should be against the rules. There are way too many faggots trying to get popular here, and they are not O&A related at all.

You don't have to be nice to me YOU ARE FUCKING ANNOYING. Go one with your posting life.

He's like every internet moderator. Had absolutely no power in his personal life so he has to flex his "might" over the internet. Pathetic fuck

maybe space edge needs a little flick upon the wiener tip to get him to shape up.

hellloooo boyyys

Baby boy is pushing his rules down our throats even though the mods are told time and time again that we don't want their moderation.