tl;dr: It's ok to be a faggot.

Hamen.

Is this what the patriarchy is? Is this what they've been bitching about the entire time? I fucking know it's okay to be "me", why the fuck would I be mad at some concept of an invisible system for saying otherwise. This just made me hate women even more.

it seems they are rebelling against 'peer pressure' shit kids get over at around 16 at the latest naturally

"It's okay to be a confused fat queer with lots of cats." Thanks ladies.

That fat queen was Fred Whatley

"You're allowed to be a fat piece of shit who sits around watching the Simpsons every night, contributes nothing to the show, and chugs Coke floats with mayo for a chaser.

Erock, comment?"

Didn't you read it you fucking piece of shit. ''You're allowed to be skinny and scrawny''

OK but you're still definitely a faggot if you're a man who plays with Barbies, or any child's toy for that matter.

You're allowed to watch me fuck a guy that's none of these things.

Women either don't understand men at all or they blatantly lie to keep the men they percieve to be undesirable away from them.

Feminism is a war on having standards in society. Anything that's good they want to flip it around. Lena Dunham is a great example because not only is she out of shape and weird looking, but she tries as hard as she can to bring out her worst features. She wears clothes that make her look extra frumpy and disgusting.

What a redundant article.

No one is disputing that men are allowed to do, say or think these things. It's just that they're faggots. Notice that the piece doesn't refute that.

So I'm still a faggot I guess. Damn.

"You're allowed to be pegged by your girlfriend"

You're allowed to be a failure.

I don't want to do any of those things.

Attaboy.

So this whole feminist agenda can be broken down to women really just needing us as a scapegoat for hating themselves. Fucking projecting, unreflective idiots. Them titties tho.

Basically you're allowed to be totally emasculated so she can control you and throw it back in your face during an argument. Her boyfriend might very well do all of these things, but she secretly doesn't like or respect him. He's a step below a pet. On a biological level, if he was beaten up in front of her by a crude, direct alpha male, her pussy would start dribbling.

If your a man that loves cats, then you are a faggot. The rest of the gay stuff is fine.

Cats are nocturnal predators who murder other animals and deliver them to you as tribute. They all give zero fucks about anything.

If loving the serial killer of the domesticated pet kingdom makes me a faggot, then I'm Richard Simmons.

cats are better than dogs

No, they're not. Most dogs would literally give their life to defend their owner. A cat would be pissing on their owner's corpse, after they'd chewed on them for a bit. Cats are cunts.

good point. woof woof. grrrrrrr.

Go cry about cats you faggot!

Now that she's really speaking to my interests, I can now see her side of the argument. She's a real uniter.

That person makes me ashamed to be a faggot.

This is the transcript of Supreme Allied Commander Dwight D. Eisenhower's final orders before Operation Overlord was to commence.

Not even Allison Kilkenny would want a guy who didn't know what do to do when the car broke down or ran away from the spider she wanted dead.

"...unless you are black."

I would rather be allowed to smoke, drink, eat unhealthy but not let myself become a fatso, dress like a man, laugh at obscenely racist humor, play video games, watch Mel Gibson movies, play with guns, and find spiders interesting rather than scary.

There's a reason there is "guy stuff" and "girl stuff". And that's totally okay with me and 95% of the population.

I love my cats sautéed in garlic and butter. Amirite Slobbo.

Feminism is a war on having standards in society. Anything that's good they want to flip it around. Lena Dunham is a great example because not only is she out of shape and weird looking, but she tries as hard as she can to bring out her worst features. She wears clothes that make her look extra frumpy and disgusting.

No, they're not. Most dogs would literally give their life to defend their owner. A cat would be pissing on their owner's corpse, after they'd chewed on them for a bit. Cats are cunts.