I do love pro wrestling and have always prided myself as being a lifelong "out of the closet" wrestling fan. My entire life I have made it look cool to like wrestling. It's because I'm a cool mother fucker that is in phenomenal shape (I'd honestly guess that I'm somewhere in the 95th percentile of adult males when it comes to fitness) and I have fucked lots of girls in my lifetime, and now I have a hot, cool, girlfriend. I mean you can not believe me, or whatever it doesn't matter. If you don't believe me that's actually cool, it's like saying "wow this guy sounds so fucking cool and awesome that I can't even believe he's real"
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n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-03-04
This isnt the sub youre looking for
n/a xaway3 2017-03-04
Stinks is a good guy he's just got problems like all of us
n/a maynardsbeast 2017-03-04
Yes and I expect him to answer my specific questions about his problems.
n/a xaway3 2017-03-04
I don't think he's a cosplayer I think he just does heroin
n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-03-04
the heroin is a prop in his outfit
I'm still wondering what anime his character is from so this post is needed
n/a YouAintGotToLieCraig 2017-03-04
Speedball Z
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-04
"Im not gay, Im just dezzzperate!" (Wheelchair Fred)
n/a Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-03-04
This thread sucks but you're still better than the real /u/maynardsabeast faggot.
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-03-04
I can't even tell the difference really
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-03-04
Wrestling
n/a onlongisland 2017-03-04
I have to admit that I would love to know the story behind the way he dresses.
n/a xaway3 2017-03-04
He lives on the lower east side thatll tell ya something
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-04
Stop trying to make this into a community, faggots.
n/a stupidfatbobkelly 2017-03-04
Fuck these characters.
n/a xaway3 2017-03-04
I thought this would have been your favorite thread
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-03-04
Ah our favourite angry neighbor /u/stupidfatbobkelly
n/a xaway3 2017-03-04
Yeah faggots, it's not like this is SOCIAL media or anything
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-04
Message boards aren't social media. Stop being such a teenage girl.
n/a Joemomma101 2017-03-04
Like 50% of the people on this sub have some weird man crush on this guy stinkc or whatever his name is. It's very disturbing.
n/a Geoffrey_Arnold 2017-03-04
His name is Ian and he is dreamy. Ask him about when he saw my penis.
n/a xaway3 2017-03-04
I just think he's a pretty interesting guy
n/a TheDarkFezRises 2017-03-04
I know this isn't the real maynardsabeast, but can someone post the wrestling quote anyway?
n/a maynardsbeast 2017-03-04
I do love pro wrestling and have always prided myself as being a lifelong "out of the closet" wrestling fan. My entire life I have made it look cool to like wrestling. It's because I'm a cool mother fucker that is in phenomenal shape (I'd honestly guess that I'm somewhere in the 95th percentile of adult males when it comes to fitness) and I have fucked lots of girls in my lifetime, and now I have a hot, cool, girlfriend. I mean you can not believe me, or whatever it doesn't matter. If you don't believe me that's actually cool, it's like saying "wow this guy sounds so fucking cool and awesome that I can't even believe he's real"