Off topic, but I need an objective review of the nintendo switch, specifically the new Zelda game.
0 2017-03-04 by andiswearrrr
It's awful, right? Skyward Sword received a 10/10 from every fucking reviewer, and that game was total dogshit.
I don't think I'm going to get any straight answers from the zelda subreddit, considering one of the highest rated threads right now is "Does anyone else get really choked up when the opening theme of a Zelda game starts up?"
15 comments
n/a Subeck 2017-03-04
Jesus christ what faggots. Dont have any info on the switch sorry but im sure its shit
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-04
Is the Nintendo switch like a game gear?
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-03-04
That shit was a AA battery scam.
n/a Tlk619 2017-03-04
hahah spot on pal. That shit was nuts
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-04
I had the rechargeable packs so I thwarted The Man.
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-03-04
Sir, you are surely over the age of somebody who needs to play Zelda. Buy some whiskey and Xanax.
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-03-04
Is valium okay?
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-03-04
I'll defer to stinks.
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-03-04
It's for faggots and babies just like every other Nintendo game. Get counter strike you goddamn homo
n/a bradnasty 2017-03-04
Wait 6 months or something and get a refurbished switch if you decide you want one. If you have wii u just get Zelda used or figure out how to mod it
n/a TPuffs 2017-03-04
What the fuck did I just read
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-04
It's a last desperate attempt by Nintendo to stay in the console game. It uses a fucking mobile GPU, ffs! lol About "Zelda", who cares? It's the same tired formula for all of those games.
n/a porsalin 2017-03-04
All you macho queers acting like you aint gonna be loving every link-filled second
n/a lolercakesmcgee 2017-03-04
Wrong subreddit
n/a sybaritical 2017-03-04
The answer you're looking for is, no, it's actually pretty good. It's more like Skyrim/Elder Scrolls than the usual Zelda formula and it works pretty well.