"Do you know Whitney Cummings? She's one of the smartest people I've ever met"

6  2017-03-03 by Clint0nBukowski

-Joe Rogan

27 comments

Beat me to it.

I seem like she has a smelly vag.

I'd like to cram my nose in this lady's dumper.

It seems like she has a smelly vag.

Smells like steamed artichoke.

served with rotten sushi.

Seems like she's got a decent shitter on her

Oh yeah. Totally my type. I have a thing for brunettes with slut face.

And she has the world's biggest feet.

I would still smooch her tho

To be fair, Joe also said that about a block of wood (He's not very bright)

"I'm too stupid to know who's smart and who's dumb." - Joe Rogan

He knows exactly what he's talking about actually. He takes alpha brain everyday. Dolla dolla bill yall! Take some DMT you freak bitch! Weed LMAO

Shiiiiit... Never thought about it that way

I listen to Joe very rarely, but it seems like the overall public opinion of him went from generally respected as intelligent to being a total joke. Has he declined? Did the joerogan2 guy win? What turned people on him?

I really like Rogan. That's not a popular opinion here. I just heard him say this today and thought it was funny.

He's someone who seems genuinely happy with his life so everyone hates him and calls him gay.

Nope he got annoying, not gay, I think your gay for wanting to be happy. You stupid piece of shit.

Personally I got tired of his pandering to women "comedians", it got annoying to hear that man boy tig and good ole "tips, lips, and no jokes" Cummings on his show or being talked about. I think the fact that so many male comics have to go soooooo far out of their way to prove how women are funny speaks some truth on this issue.

I can't speak for everyone, but the hours upon hours of constant analysis of stand up comedy like its geopolitical theory gets old. Especially when he's sitting there across from an unfunny old cow like Whitney Cummings and talks to her like she's a tenured professor of comedy.

She drunkenly threw a wine glass at Seinfeld's wife, then she wiped her bare ass on their white couch.

A mix of my retarded cousins and his inbred dog

Is this in audio form anywhere? Sounds like my kinda coke skank.

dont have the audio but:

Howard and Beth brought Whitney and Peter Berg to a party Jerry Seinfeld's house, where an enthusiastic Whitney ended up throwing a glass at Jessica Seinfeld, before tackling Beth and bruising her wrist. But as if this wasn't enough, she also actually slid off her thong, tossed it on Jerry's table, and rubbed her undercarriage all over his white couch, claiming it "needed a skid mark or two."

Howard felt that Whitney was "off her f*cking rocker."

Whitney claimed she's just a "hood rat" who doesn't belong in "a billion dollar house."

That's not hood rat behavior. That's sociopath coke and benzo behavior.

Howard Stern told the story on his show years back, he was invited to a party at Jerry's house and witnessed Whitney's behavior first hand. IIRC it was Howard who brought along Whitney and her boyfriend to the party. Don't have the audio just heard it live when he told the story.

She drunkenly threw a wine glass at Seinfeld's wife

Good!