I hooked up with a skank on Saturday and banged my step mom yesterday. Now it hurts when I pee with a little puss ... what do I do?

0  2017-03-03 by [deleted]

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13 comments

n/a  Thomas_Daly 2017-03-03

/u/drsteve103

n/a  Hantaviral 2017-03-03

Pretty sure I can wear a condom and keep at it with some Advil

n/a  xaway3 2017-03-03

You got the venereal

n/a  idamnedit 2017-03-03

Save the puss up in a jar. Market it as tangy mayo. That Nagel kid will eat it up. Take the money you make from that and get some penicillin.

n/a  3stepsbackward 2017-03-03

That's what you get for fucking Luis J. Gomez.

n/a  TheNigIsUp 2017-03-03

You can get fish doxy at Petco and clear that up. I took regular doxy to get rid of my gonorrhea I caught from the hooker I lost my virginity to.

n/a  Mud- 2017-03-03

👏👏👏👏

n/a  leroidianhaus 2017-03-03

Spread the virus.

n/a  Billyassman 2017-03-03

I banged your stepmother today,thanks a lot you selfish fucker.

n/a  KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2017-03-03

Go to a doctor dumbass.

n/a  La_M3r 2017-03-03

Cut it off and jump out a hotel window. It's the only way you'll impress the Wu-Tang Clan now.

n/a  PhilipMarma 2017-03-03

There's a good chance you'll indirectly end up giving your dad the clap. Bravo.

n/a  ThePreHasCometh 2017-03-03

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