I hooked up with a pornstar around Christmas, who was always one of my favorites. (She's been on O&A and Howard Stern over the years) She still works as a stripper now, and she had just gotten out of the nuthouse after a 2 week stint. She stayed over my place for a few days, and she's legit schizophrenic/crazy.
She started talking some biblical shit one night that was so fucking creepy and twisted I was afraid to fall asleep next to her, I wanted to go sleep on the couch or fucking leave. It was terrifying. She's a sweetheart of a gal, but she is honestly looney tunes. Most of these gals have serious fucking trauma and/or mental problems.
Really, I find it hard to believe that a gal who would willingly take dick after dick on video for cash would have any emotional or mental issues at all. I thought female porn stars really were secretaries the day before the shoot as well as the day after.
Im not saying it's "breaking news," I'm just re-affirming the OP's sentiment. On the contrary a week later I went on two other dates with another porn star who was really cool and really smart, grew up upper middle class, in a perfectly well adjusted house. Parents still married, her mother is a Dean at SUNY Purchase, her father is a Wall Street broker. I actually really liked her and would have dated her, but she just like abruptly stopped talking to me. We never even made out, even though we sat and talked in my car for 3 hours one night. What the fuck. "Oh boy, Im SCREWED..."
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It's totally true, or I would have lied about banging the 2nd one. It's not really self aggrandizing either, it wasn't like I went to Vegas with Romi Rain on a private jet or something.
You're probably right about the second part, sorry I had too much coffee and was in a chatty mood.
Friday was the first chick, one of my all time favorite porn stars. The 2nd one was Felicity Feline, who had been dating Ben from Dillinger Escape Plan for a while.
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50 comments
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-03-02
Id go 4 fingers, max
n/a Office_Zombie 2017-03-02
Porn star or not; you don't stick your dick in crazy.
n/a newtbutts 2017-03-02
Don't tell me how to live my life
n/a Office_Zombie 2017-03-02
Vaya Con Dios my friend. If you don't come back, I will at least know you died happy.
n/a Patmcpsu 2017-03-02
Crazy chicks fuck better tho
n/a peoplearegreat 2017-03-02
But you do let them fist you.
n/a Office_Zombie 2017-03-02
Well...Yeah! There is a 7 finger record to be broken.
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-03-02
have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-03-02
I would cum on her.
n/a Anarox 2017-03-02
And that's how we take three steps forward in this wacky world of racial injustice
n/a DryRub08 2017-03-02
She's got lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes.
n/a DuncanKeef 2017-03-02
It is called the "Thousand Cock Stare".
n/a aegrotatio 2017-03-02
/r/nocontext
n/a revt1 2017-03-02
That explains the vacant looks in both Jim & Ant's eyes.
n/a co_ay 2017-03-02
With a mission so slutty, that no distress signal had been seeeent
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-02
Tranny face.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-02
I hooked up with a pornstar around Christmas, who was always one of my favorites. (She's been on O&A and Howard Stern over the years) She still works as a stripper now, and she had just gotten out of the nuthouse after a 2 week stint. She stayed over my place for a few days, and she's legit schizophrenic/crazy.
She started talking some biblical shit one night that was so fucking creepy and twisted I was afraid to fall asleep next to her, I wanted to go sleep on the couch or fucking leave. It was terrifying. She's a sweetheart of a gal, but she is honestly looney tunes. Most of these gals have serious fucking trauma and/or mental problems.
n/a FatMosque 2017-03-02
say gal some more
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-02
"Do the JOB, Gal..."
Your skin's like leava; like leava, man.
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-02
Did you lure here in with that Ghostbusters prop you tried to Jew a guy over for?
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-02
Yep
n/a Slateski 2017-03-02
Fat cunt
n/a jjoharanyc1 2017-03-02
Really, I find it hard to believe that a gal who would willingly take dick after dick on video for cash would have any emotional or mental issues at all. I thought female porn stars really were secretaries the day before the shoot as well as the day after.
TIL: I'm a fool.
Peckahs.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-02
Im not saying it's "breaking news," I'm just re-affirming the OP's sentiment. On the contrary a week later I went on two other dates with another porn star who was really cool and really smart, grew up upper middle class, in a perfectly well adjusted house. Parents still married, her mother is a Dean at SUNY Purchase, her father is a Wall Street broker. I actually really liked her and would have dated her, but she just like abruptly stopped talking to me. We never even made out, even though we sat and talked in my car for 3 hours one night. What the fuck. "Oh boy, Im SCREWED..."
n/a jjoharanyc1 2017-03-02
For every rule...there is an exception.
Sam, is that you?
n/a JeffDenlon 2017-03-02
How was Cody Lane and was she disease free?
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-02
I fuckin forgot about Cody Lane, holy shit. I wish it was her.
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n/a Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-03-02
Weirdfellas with another self aggrandizing story that probably never even happened.
You are the Opie of the sub & no one gives a shit about your faggy made up anecdotes.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-02
It's totally true, or I would have lied about banging the 2nd one. It's not really self aggrandizing either, it wasn't like I went to Vegas with Romi Rain on a private jet or something.
You're probably right about the second part, sorry I had too much coffee and was in a chatty mood.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-03-02
Name names, fucko.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-02
Friday was the first chick, one of my all time favorite porn stars. The 2nd one was Felicity Feline, who had been dating Ben from Dillinger Escape Plan for a while.
n/a Gottagetgot 2017-03-02
Shut the fuck up Gregg.
n/a Gottagetgot 2017-03-02
Shut the fuck up Gregg.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-02
whoooooOOOOOAAAAA YOURE ANGRY.
n/a tripplenippel 2017-03-02
porn stars are repulsive and it's not an accomplishment to have fucked one. that's like a chick bragging that a nigger hit on her.
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n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-03-02
Kendra Jade?
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-02
BULLSHIT
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-02
BULL-TRUE
n/a Colin_Bowell 2017-03-02
Who gives a shit who gives a fuck
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-02
"Nice attitude." - Jeanie Bueller
n/a cottonclub 2017-03-02
mongoloid
n/a scarletknight2 2017-03-02
Justin Bieber transitioning.
n/a chippersonlyle 2017-03-02
I would pay her to shit on me and berate me verbally.
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-02
2017, it's ok to be a homosexual, dude. Bitch looks like the bad guy from Stargate.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/94/94/2c/94942c9f0c4de5a2201e5f204bc00034.jpg
n/a Anarox 2017-03-02
Mos,def
n/a timothymodine 2017-03-02
When did fucking magic markers replace eyebrows on these dumb whores? I would not. She be ugly.
n/a HughStink 2017-03-02
Adrian getting punched clip: https://www.instagram.com/p/BRI79vYgepE/
n/a cali_nico 2017-03-02
It sounded like that retarded cunt called Bobo a retard. Only we can do that!
n/a Rauldukex420 2017-03-02
i wouldn't i like my dick to at least touch the sides