I'm confused...why is "brave" not listed as the #1 synonym?

73  2017-03-02 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

29 comments

Portly is a really good way to describe big Amy

She has the face of someone undergoing a severe shellfish reaction

she has the face of a pig. truth is simple.

A shellfish reaction is what happens when there is only one crack rock left and you've been doing the crack math in your head all night and you know for sure that alfeeksee got the biggest one this time so you pretend to drop it on the floor and lose it but really you cheeked it and wait till that sasquatch batch pass out and just go smoke it in the bathroom without that copper wire stealing mother of 3 children with severe developmental disabilities cuz her baby daddy wasn't around to keep her off the pipe while he was locked up for a home invasion. Get it? shellfish reaction!?

Is she about a size 14?

2nd only to whore

I'll fuck your ass

Ok. OK. I gotta break... That's fucking funny. As the owner of my very own vagina, I hate seeing this. Being fat is by no means brave. Brave is fighting for your country only to come and get forgotten by the same country in the midst of having ptsd or, shit, be brave enough to go for a jog without having a heart attack. Stuffing your face doesn't equal bravery.

The only chick on this sub is Sue Lightning.

O.... K...?

Reddit age: 17 days.

Stop trying to tease the boy's club. No one gives a shit if you have a cunt.

But if she has a pecker we are all in.

That escalated quicker than anything in the history of escalation

Why would I tease that's fuckin stupid. Got on reddit cuz I like comedy. Been an O&A fan since 06. Was on wackbag for years never got on the O&A reddit for a long time cuz it seemed childish , yall a tough crowd here compared to here, but eh I don't have the energy what the fuck am I even doing.

saying mean things doesn't make you funny. Why don't you scram lady.

"2nd only to whore" "> not sure thats possible."

"I'd put money shes proving you wrong."

Than u must be a big unfunny bore

"I hate black people"
"I agree fuck this guy and his geography " More examples of the subtlety of your clean nice humor

But overall you seem like a nice guy. I wasn't trying to be funny, just expressing frustration with what is considered brave nowadays, seems the bar is pretty low

You're alright too i over reacted...it just seems to me you did the equivalent of the comedian fishing for applause. ignore the comment below like its vagisil you dirty low down slut.

typical, look at my comments and instead of figuring out context you went "nope theyre not making me laugh now i can really show him"

Just annoyed that obesity is one Of the biggest problems facing the United States and somehow its considered brave to show off how much you don't care about your health

They're easy to sleep with at least.

And smells like corn chips

How is big Amy not at the top? Menu doesn't have enough rebar I guess.

10/10 would read again

That made me laugh pretty hard. Good work OP.

You must be using an old version of Office.

This is funny but what were you doing

Writing a love letter

lol all the best love letters start with the word fat. i know im just re-explaining the joke but damn that is hilarious