The Salacious Sam Roberts has officially reached the point where he has to either get individual follicles placed artistically in the direction the hair grows, or shave it off. Blame genetics, it's a motherfucker. I say, shave that shit off...
I guess you could have a discussion about another man's hair as if it matters. I wouldn't do that because it's literally the last thing on the planet that I care about.
39 comments
n/a 867-5309- 2017-03-02
If you look like that, you should be sterilized. If Rocky Dennis and that blind girl fucked, and it wasn't aborted, it would look exactly like Sam.
n/a Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2017-03-02
The Salacious Sam Roberts has officially reached the point where he has to either get individual follicles placed artistically in the direction the hair grows, or shave it off. Blame genetics, it's a motherfucker. I say, shave that shit off...
n/a John_Gulbunny 2017-03-02
He looks like Art Garfunkel
n/a crilswerth 2017-03-02
I don't think you can do that with black people's hair.
n/a Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2017-03-02
No it's there right there... https://www.bosley.com/results/hair-transplant-patient-results/
n/a crilswerth 2017-03-02
Oh yeah I remember these commercials. Is this what ant did? Bosley?
n/a aprosbro 2017-03-02
I didnt know your hair could recede from the front, neck and sides like that.
n/a DefNotAtWork2 2017-03-02
This is the exact opposite of a wig- this is a man refusing to shave what has no longer been salvageable for years.
n/a APurpleSuit 2017-03-02
That Brillo pad aside, look at that double chin.
n/a btm29 2017-03-02
looks like all the frozen chicken nuggets and pizza bites are finally catching up to him
n/a dfuller39 2017-03-02
It's becoming the exact shape/width/circumference of his upper fivehead.
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-03-02
Did he lose bet?
n/a HugininuM 2017-03-02
Sam Roberts lose many bet of hair
n/a jsnoots 2017-03-02
Are you a Native American?
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-03-02
He looks like fat old George H W Bush when Bart and homer glued a clown wig to his head.
n/a dankfranklin 2017-03-02
http://imgur.com/a/l9IOk
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-03-02
norton lookin pretty good there as well but sams hair is atrocious
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-03-02
Looks like his hair is trying to make a break for it
n/a MissRaoulDukeGonzo 2017-03-02
If perfect strangers was still on the air these things wouldn't happen!
n/a ScorzeMan 2017-03-02
https://cdn.psychologytoday.com/sites/default/files/styles/article-inline-half/public/blogs/334/2013/03/121073-119331.jpg?itok=CwjQ32fT
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-03-02
Hoo hoo
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-03-02
It was noticed. Here's what his future holds:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/X-Q0IYPJiFM/hqdefault.jpg
n/a gronkjuice 2017-03-02
That hairline looks better than his right now.
n/a lelgimps 2017-03-02
It actually pisses me off he can't get a proper fade. Does he want to look ugly on purpose?
n/a RahnBayngtin 2017-03-02
Yeeeeaaaahhhh... Im a FAN... A FAN of SAM... Wheres my LIFFFTTSS
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-03-02
Mah wig is at the cleaners! I'll pick it up at 3!
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-02
TaAaAaste, but don't toOoUuch! (a steak)
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-03-02
It turns out eating children's food isn't good for you
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-03-02
i was just zooming in this photo from the other thread and wondering wtf is up with his hair, its half bald and half afro? what was he thinking?
n/a nomorecompromise 2017-03-02
Looks like somebody photoshopped a small face on the tip of a fat head.
n/a CUNTYMOM 2017-03-02
jesus sam just fucking shave it off, it can't look worse than this.
n/a --DC-- 2017-03-02
Wow. This is really fucking bad, Sam. Shave it or something, you motorcycle-hair-wearing motherfucker.
n/a timallenonacid 2017-03-02
Jesus Christ, his hair is fucking horrendous. Neanderthal with a tumble weed on its head.
n/a DRIPSCBW 2017-03-02
Sam has officially given up, he looks like a goddamn fool. Shave that shit you mongoloid
n/a dfuller39 2017-03-02
HEY HEY! HO HO! SAM'S HALF-FRO HAS GOT TO GO!
n/a PeckerTits 2017-03-02
A man of fading follicles.
n/a crazyeight1337 2017-03-02
He would actually look normal as a cue ball.
n/a Colin_Bowell 2017-03-02
I guess you could have a discussion about another man's hair as if it matters. I wouldn't do that because it's literally the last thing on the planet that I care about.
n/a ricswrangler 2017-03-02
SAMMY BRANMUFFINS!
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-03-02
Wow, he really has moved to full on faggot.
n/a prematurekid 2017-03-02
Sam is going for the larry david/david cross jewfro look
n/a crookedmile 2017-03-02
My God, he's hideous! LOOK AWAY!!!