Alcoholic Mud Butt

4  2017-03-02 by crookedmile

Any of you drunks get this shit? Hasn't happened in a long time, but I've had to wipe like 7 times throughout the day after taking a dump in the morning.

11 comments

n/a  Naga_Nooch 2017-03-02

Yep, the need to rewipe happens a lot when i'm on a bender.

n/a  crookedmile 2017-03-02

Weird thing is, last time I drank was Saturday. Goddamn ghost mud butt.

n/a  Opprobriousness 2017-03-02

Experiencing this as I type.

n/a  Hantaviral 2017-03-02

Wipe? Was dat?

n/a  literalotherkin 2017-03-02

I drink so much that I barely need to eat anymore so this isn't a problem for me. Food is for fags.

n/a  dumbshowreference 2017-03-02

Don't worry dude. The 1st acute pancreatitis is the worst but they get slightly easier after that. The drugs are great every time though!

n/a  jockiboi 2017-03-02

Oh, that's what that feeling is

n/a  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-03-02

dude, you gotta use flushable butt wipes or you will have swamp ass all day. Or, use a paper towel piece as an ass napkin.

n/a  crookedmile 2017-03-02

Man, I rock the flushable wipes like nobody's business, but it's still not working. Plus my shits are like thin Play-Doh dumps and I'm not satisfied after burning a mule.

n/a  eastriverdriveII 2017-03-02

you need more fiber in your diet.

n/a  deanthecleanmachine 2017-03-02

Have you tried sticking a cock in your ass like a cork screw?