Sam doesnt like it when jess makes him watch reality tv. "Its not real"

6  2017-03-01 by I_want_Forbin

I almost threw my phone. He thinks wrestling is different from reality tv because people KNOW wrestling is fake.

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Down with the negroid jew for violating kayfabe!

Didn't this faggot use the "Well reality tv is just as fake as wrestling so what's the difference" excuse before?

The difference is wrestling is really gay and cringeworthy, Sam.

That's a similarity though, not a difference.

I don't watch wrestling and I don't watch reality shit like the bachelor or whatever so I'm basing this on assumptions...but you can't honestly tell me they're not both gay and cringe worthy, surely?

I wont even hate watch the show because i know im going to hear something like this and jump off a bridge

Sam is a grown man who gags on steak. Nothing he says means anything.

Speaking of which, he talked about the Subway fake chicken. I hope he acted outraged, not understanding that the chicken nuggets he eats every night are twice as fake.

No no no! They're all white meat! It says so in the adds!

To be fair, they said that McDonalds chicken had a higher percentage of chicken meat than Subway

And he does this because he was coddled by his extremely overprotective mother. If Sam had some weird genetic aversion to real food, I could kind of forgive him. But the fact is he's 34 and hasn't psychologically left his mom's tit and it's loathsome and enraging.

I have to agree with Sam here. Wrestling is like going to a Harlem Globetrotters show, it's not intended to be reality. Reality tv tries to play off imaginary beef as a real scenario. It's not genuine in it's product. At least i think that's what he means....

Sam Roberts:

-Is Obsessed with professional wrestling

-Listens to rap

-drinks a half a gallon of soda every day

-Eats Chicken tenders multiple times a weak

-HAS A SON

Collects sneakers as status symbols as would a negro with fucked up priorities.

Sam is a latent homosexual.Wrestling is a gay sport,frequented by pedophiles.

Collects sneakers as status symbols as would a negro with fucked up priorities.