What was the best line you've ever read on here?

3  2017-03-01 by joeybeans12

Mine was to Ant during his meltdown: "You look like dying E.T." - u/dennyislife

12 comments

n/a  ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-03-01

Mocking jims Irish accent in front of ozzy

"Just going to the gym, going to the gym and eating butter"

Still tickles me

n/a  yourcommentblewdad 2017-03-01

Going to the gym and thetan better

n/a  redtheftauto 2017-03-01

"Hating bobo for him being stupid is like being angry a puppy can't do math." /u/NormMcdownloads

n/a  Sicboy69 2017-03-01

I don't really remember any of them but the "you look like a dying E.T." line is pretty great.

n/a  dankfranklin 2017-03-01

Guests like Gwyneth Paltrow and Samuel L. Jackson are chomping at the bit to get on The Anthony Cumia Network and shoot the shit about the biz and riff on the daily news with a pube-haired Moroccan while he rides the green screen roller coaster for the 20th time. NYC studio will shake the entertainment biz to its very core.

n/a  randomdewd99 2017-03-01

'Epiphany.. she a hoe'

n/a  dassabessdoe 2017-03-01

Someone once said something like "Sherrod would put his stupid hashtags on his mothers headstone if it got him a follower".

n/a  turnthemaround 2017-03-01

This sub has again shown itself to be pure class. My friendships with anyone regardless of who they are isn't your business but I get it. I'm a public figure. Bashing people because they are my friend is another story. Some of you are just horrid cruel people with no other goals than to try and hurt or destroy people. You come here and treat genuine cruelty like a video game. I've addressed your latest "find". I have no problem with it. If having been friends with Sue is a problem or funny for you sorry, I can't help you there. But again, some of you are putrid little trolls trying to inflict damage in people's lives. People you have no clue about. I bet if I posted this and some of the topics here outside of this sub a lot of people would have this sub slammed shut in no time for "hate speech". You HAVE to know that's very possible in today's climate. Hmmm, maybe I will.

n/a  Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-03-01

Big Amy took a selfie in bed with no makeup and someone asked who put a GoPro in Sam Kinnison's casket.

Hard to beat that one.

n/a  deanthecleanmachine 2017-03-01

Tss - Lyle Chipperson

n/a  Tlk619 2017-03-01

It was a line about Opie looking like an Australian lesbians in the pic with his SICK necklace on. Either that or someone said Jimmy Dore has a lizard mouth. Those ones stuck with me for some reason.

n/a  Pr0fess0rFarnsw0rth 2017-03-01

Bill burr is a ginger and his kid is an anagram

n/a  TittyMtnhighway 2017-03-01

Reminder...

Always funny

n/a  YusufKumiya 2017-03-01

Probably involved something really racist.