r/opieandanthony: Anyone want an update on my girl situation?

Anyone want an update on my girl situation?

0 2017-02-27 by TheScarletR

I dont have anything relevant to post, but I like interacting with you folks

We're fucking without a condom and she told me she loves me

47 comments

n/a Opprobriousness 2017-02-27

You never ask me about my girl situation.

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Well, Im askin

n/a Opprobriousness 2017-02-27

It's shit.

You know any cute, single redheads (women. natural born women)?

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Unfortunately not, sir. I stick to orientals.

n/a Opprobriousness 2017-02-27

The brown ones or the good ones?

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Good ones. Shes a light skinned, round eye asian

n/a TruckerLarryMustDie 2017-02-27

Hopefully shes buried underneath the floor boards.

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Who am I, Truman Capote?!

n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-02-27

Could you imagine if everyone on this sub made these "anyone want an update on my girl situation? Things happened but you have to first tell me that you want to hear it" posts instead of just you?

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

I can imagine that.

n/a dom6502 2017-02-27

I'm currently trying to weasel my way out of a situation with a girl who's pretty crazy about me for a gorgeous girl who's ten years younger than me and most likely nothing but trouble. Fun times.

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

That sounds like fun times, indeed

n/a dom6502 2017-02-27

Yours sounds fun as well... High stakes games can bring you to some pretty awesome peaks.

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Word. This girl and I live about 2.5 hours apart and are still managing to see each other at least once a week.

Her parents are very traditional asians so they keep a close eye on her and arent aware that shes been seeing me, which makes it a little difficult.

n/a dom6502 2017-02-27

I hope you're prepared to face her father in hand to hand combat like in Wayne's world 2

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Her parents met in a refugee camp so he should be a formidable appointment.

n/a literalotherkin 2017-02-27

Is this the girl you couldn't get it up for last time? I'd like an update.

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Yes it is. Last week I went over to her house and we spent the whole day in her bed fucking and watching stuff on netflix. I had no problem staying hard, we tried a few different positions but I was never able to cum, which isnt that big of a deal to me.

She came to my house yesterday and we did pretty much the same thing. We've fucked about 8 times and I never reach orgasm, but I give her a good plowing. When we were done having sex (we were both worn out) I joked "one of these days I'll cum". She laughed and said "yeah! One of these days"

Im glad you asked cause I was achin to tell someone all this good stuff

n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-02-27

Im still waiting for an O&A reference...

Ill give you 8 hours til i hit that report button

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

I fingered her butthole. Jimmy likes butt play.

n/a literalotherkin 2017-02-27

Fuckin ay mate. Good for you. Not that it's that important -- I'd rather fuck for hours than cum straight away -- but what's happening with the ejaculation thing? That used to happen to me when I was prescribed speed. Are you doing to many pelvic floor exercises or what?

(Or is this an joke I'm missing??)

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

I think its a side effect of my Zoloft, which she doesnt know I take. It takes me forever to cum when I masturbate too unless I seriously focus on finishing.

n/a literalotherkin 2017-02-27

Don't take that shit, man. It's fucking toxic. Seriously you're better off becoming an alcoholic -- we've been dealing with that for centuries -- than taking MAOI's.

Glad you're fucking the shit out of that whore though. Pics would be nice.

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Yeah I wanna get off it but need to find another solution. It definitely stunts my emotions, which its supposed to, but it sucks.

She wont even show me skin on skype, shes all in-person

n/a literalotherkin 2017-02-27

Good luck bro. Keep the updates coming.

(GET OFF THAT SHIT.)

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Thanks man

n/a xaway3 2017-02-27

I'm on it too and aside from sexual side effects like the one you described it's been really good and keeps me from having suicidal thoughts so I'd rather just not commit suicide than be able to ejaculate.

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Thats how I look at it but it hasnt exactly solved my issue with suicidal thoughts either.

How much are you on? I just upped my dosage to 100mg like two weeks ago and its helped a little bit but I have all kinds of other stuff that its not done much for.

n/a xaway3 2017-02-27

Yeah 100 is what I take too. I also take Wellbutrin and the two seem to work well together. I didn't take meds for a long time and self-medicated with booze and a variety of drugs but that's a better short-term solution than long-term.

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

I just got on Wellbutrin last week because of the ejaculation issues. And same here, I've medicated with weed for about 8 years and its an extremely short term solution in that I forget about stuff while Im high but it has done nothing for me long term. In fact its probably made things worse for me when Im sober.

Good to know Im not alone here.

n/a xaway3 2017-02-27

Are you sober now? This is the first time in a while that I've been completely off everything and I feel a shitload better. Still have cravings sometimes for opiates but I don't miss booze at all.

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Not completely sober. Over the last couple months I've cut back from getting stoned right when I wake up to only smoking right before I go to bed (it calms my anxiety so I can fall asleep) and that has made a huge difference. Im still working toward getting off it altogether but literally everyone in my immediate family smokes pot so its taking me a while to commit.

n/a goo-gobbler 2017-02-27

Not pics of her, you! You silly goose.

n/a goo-gobbler 2017-02-27

Not pics of her, you! You silly goose.

n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-27

Zoloft is not an MAOI; those are the old style antidepressants. You're thinking of SSRI.

n/a literalotherkin 2017-02-27

My bad. I've taken both. In my experience they're bad news. Seen people around me do weird things on them.

n/a RectalWarrior 2017-02-27

It's cool, fam. It's my opinion that around 85-90% of the people on antidepressants don't need to be taking them and would be doing just as well without anything.

n/a literalotherkin 2017-02-27

Amen. Like all the other drugs that affect mood they're totally over prescribed. It's Big-Pharma, maaaaannnnnN!

(Ironically I'm desperate to get back on my ADD meds but the doctors won't see anyone here. All these quacks in the region have been struck off for ridiculous over-prescription so the Psychs here are gun-shy.)

n/a sanfrancisco69er 2017-02-27

Good to hear. If she tolerated you long enough to get to this point youre over the hill and it should only get better. Well, sex-wise at least, you may or may not find other reasons to hate to hate her(or vice versa), but good luck!

n/a RacksDiciprine 2017-02-27

You still haven't busted a nut in/on this girl?

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Unfortunately not.

n/a Ralph_Cifaretto 2017-02-27

Rate her from 1 to 10.

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

I'd give her a solid 7

n/a TPuffs 2017-02-27

She said you only have a solid 2 1/2

n/a TheScarletR 2017-02-27

Thats pretty generous