There, I'm Darren Burke. Jesse Ramirez. Nathan Olsen. Ben Myers. Not "Opie Horribleradiotits" LOL DID YOU GET THE HIDDEN EASTER EGG I'VE LEFT IN THERE FOR THA PESTS???? Upon closer examination of the last name I've carefully hidden an insult that Opie is horrible at radio and has mantits!
It's an intentionally fake name, yes, but it still doesn't impact the goal of the message and that is to get people signed up and pumped for the 2U concert. Of course we don't want to use real names, because of the association many people have with 2U. It's tough out there for 2U fans. But that won't stop us from rocking out at Ulysee's
Have you listened to a second of them Jocktobering Scott & Todd?
You have a goal - misrepresenting the number of guests that will be attending a 2U show. By starting off your shit with "HEY EVERYONE I'M ALCOON SLAMBAG", you've failed in your objective from the very get-go.
Do you think you've tricked the promoters at this shitty bar or wherever they're playing to take you seriously? "Oh wow this Ross Suckerson guy says he's bringing twelve extra people we better add some extra tables"? But meanwhile you've given a cheeky little wink to the subreddit - pssst, hey guys? Little inside joke for the boys - notice that I put the word "Sucker" right there in the last name? ;)
So now instead of using an ounce of common sense and actually fucking with a Brother Joe gig to potentially cause a rift between him and this bar, we all get to celebrate at how zany of a surname "Suckerson" is!
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n/a xaway3 2017-02-27
The 2U concert is only a week away!
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-02-27
Ross Suckerson? Why do you idiots always choose the most obviously fake names? Todd Pettingill would find the name "Suckerson" to be fucking hack.
http://random-name-generator.info/
There, I'm Darren Burke. Jesse Ramirez. Nathan Olsen. Ben Myers. Not "Opie Horribleradiotits" LOL DID YOU GET THE HIDDEN EASTER EGG I'VE LEFT IN THERE FOR THA PESTS???? Upon closer examination of the last name I've carefully hidden an insult that Opie is horrible at radio and has mantits!
n/a xaway3 2017-02-27
It's an intentionally fake name, yes, but it still doesn't impact the goal of the message and that is to get people signed up and pumped for the 2U concert. Of course we don't want to use real names, because of the association many people have with 2U. It's tough out there for 2U fans. But that won't stop us from rocking out at Ulysee's
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-02-27
boo
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-02-27
Did you really get "use your real name instead of a fake name" from what I said and not "use a realistic fake name instead of Ross Suckerson"?
n/a xaway3 2017-02-27
I had to fill out a last name to complete the guest registration and believe you me, I came up with a zany surname and went with it!
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-02-27
Have you listened to a second of them Jocktobering Scott & Todd?
You have a goal - misrepresenting the number of guests that will be attending a 2U show. By starting off your shit with "HEY EVERYONE I'M ALCOON SLAMBAG", you've failed in your objective from the very get-go.
Do you think you've tricked the promoters at this shitty bar or wherever they're playing to take you seriously? "Oh wow this Ross Suckerson guy says he's bringing twelve extra people we better add some extra tables"? But meanwhile you've given a cheeky little wink to the subreddit - pssst, hey guys? Little inside joke for the boys - notice that I put the word "Sucker" right there in the last name? ;)
So now instead of using an ounce of common sense and actually fucking with a Brother Joe gig to potentially cause a rift between him and this bar, we all get to celebrate at how zany of a surname "Suckerson" is!
n/a xaway3 2017-02-27
You're really getting worked up over this. I said it was a shitty idea. It failed. I'm now over it.
n/a yourcommentblewdad 2017-02-27
He just really wants you to feel bad about it.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-02-27
I'm thinking someone has gotten into the bath salts again.
n/a xaway3 2017-02-27
Yeah, it's not my best work. Can't all be winners.
n/a yourcommentblewdad 2017-02-27
He just really wants you to feel bad about it.