Broootal, brotherman. Brooootal. I mean, I know it's hack to talk about fawkin having kids and whatnot but hooooooly fawk it's hard. sniff. Are you kidding me? A lot of people will call me out for this, (hater voice) "ugh he's talkin about his kids again" ALL RIGHT I GET IT. Jesus. Leave it alone already. sniff.
Me: You think just because you've done smack you could handle half a grapefruit beer? I've been drinking road sodas since I was 18, I think I know a lil' bit about this being a worthless faggot thing.
ME: I had something going on that night but I woulda loved to watch it. LOVED to watch it. Are you kidding me? A lot of people say it's like a cheesy award show and I mean I guess but HOLY FAWK there are so many hot chicks there. I was like FAWK.
I mean when you got kids it's just like you're always busy! Always! It's like I just wanna do somethin stupid like watch the fawkin Oscars and just zone out for a while and then it's like fawk, what now?! It's broootal sometimes. Brooootal.
"Why dey be makin movies bout slaves and niggaz bein gay an shit when they don't be makin no movies bout how we wuz kangz? Nigga dey probably be makin a Cleopatra movie wit Emma Stone instead of Beyonce like it should be!"
24 comments
n/a stinksskc 2017-02-27
i bet he fell asleep
n/a redtheftauto 2017-02-27
ME: You try bein a fawkin father fuckface
n/a xaway3 2017-02-27
Broootal, brotherman. Brooootal. I mean, I know it's hack to talk about fawkin having kids and whatnot but hooooooly fawk it's hard. sniff. Are you kidding me? A lot of people will call me out for this, (hater voice) "ugh he's talkin about his kids again" ALL RIGHT I GET IT. Jesus. Leave it alone already. sniff.
n/a Moowon 2017-02-27
You gotta step away from the old shows for a few days man, that close to Opie can't be healthy.
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-02-27
Me: You think just because you've done smack you could handle half a grapefruit beer? I've been drinking road sodas since I was 18, I think I know a lil' bit about this being a worthless faggot thing.
Fawking hater.
n/a PatBattle1 2017-02-27
i cant wait, opie radio has been amazing lately. hopefully sherrod is in to talk about moonlight winning!
n/a Subeck 2017-02-27
Well moonlight is based on sherrods childhood
n/a verdunkelt 2017-02-27
The working title was "Moonface"
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-27
Not to be confused with the Sue Lightning & Anthony Cumia biopic extravaganza "Man On The Moonface"
n/a PM_ME_YOUR_FEET- 2017-02-27
You gave it a shot.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-27
Whadayagonnado
n/a ValleyChip 2017-02-27
Sherrod is black.
n/a Theanfieldkid 2017-02-27
Mooncricket
n/a FatassTitePants 2017-02-27
Lately? Are you forgetting your own bit?
n/a xaway3 2017-02-27
ME: I had something going on that night but I woulda loved to watch it. LOVED to watch it. Are you kidding me? A lot of people say it's like a cheesy award show and I mean I guess but HOLY FAWK there are so many hot chicks there. I was like FAWK.
n/a stinksskc 2017-02-27
your flair is funny
n/a nguneer 2017-02-27
Trust me. But I got two kids now and I just can;t do it anymore.
n/a xaway3 2017-02-27
I mean when you got kids it's just like you're always busy! Always! It's like I just wanna do somethin stupid like watch the fawkin Oscars and just zone out for a while and then it's like fawk, what now?! It's broootal sometimes. Brooootal.
n/a segasarnold 2017-02-27
ME: PLEASE I HAVE 2 kids DO YOU THINK IM GONNA LET THEM WATCH A BUNCH OF JIGGA BOOS GET AWARDS!
n/a literalotherkin 2017-02-27
Nah I want to hear Sherrod talk about race and the Oscars. 'Skibbidy boody bobbidy White man sibbidy boo Black dabessode"
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-27
"Why dey be makin movies bout slaves and niggaz bein gay an shit when they don't be makin no movies bout how we wuz kangz? Nigga dey probably be makin a Cleopatra movie wit Emma Stone instead of Beyonce like it should be!"
n/a frazzyp 2017-02-27
Dasabesso jus chillin an havin a hoodie doodie day
n/a nomorecompromise 2017-02-27
Gregg still makes "eww sour" face when taking a sip of IPA.
n/a BrillantPebbles 2017-02-27
Where we at with the Grapefruit beers? Sniff <adjusts man bra>
n/a Pacman999 2017-02-27
There's no way Opie could watch the Oscars. He has two small children you know.
n/a verdunkelt 2017-02-27
The working title was "Moonface"