Once-lost video of Iliza Schlesinger crying about 9/11 reuploaded

27  2017-02-27 by Phantas_Magorical

84 comments

Can't believe a brave and iconic jewish woman comedian would break down in such emotional tears, thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers

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Thoughts and prayers to Bruno Kirby dead today at 57

Joan, Joan, suck on my bone

I'm feelin' pretty good - I gotta tell ya!

She whined for years about how misogynistic men were after she won Last Comic Standing. Did she miss Dat Phan being shit on even worse?

If she's telling the truth about not wearing make-up she really is pretty fucking cute.

Really cuz I was thinking she looks like a 14 year old fag

So you agree.

normally I post videos that are funny

Do ya?

baroootal

At least she's not lying about being there...

"I might be afraid to be Jewish..."

I tapped the fuck out.

Guilt over what her people planned that day.

What does Jessica Kirson think?

sniff

Thanks my dude I haven't cum yet today

She's one of the worst comedian guests ever on O&A. Years ago with Patrice, they mocked her and Ku for their hack shit. 5 years later they were sucking up to them and laughing at their bullshit. This bitch belongs in a Target catalog modeling tank tops.

She's not hot enough

She's good enough for a 2nd rate store catalog. http://i.imgur.com/F41eLDP.jpg

She's beautiful and I'd marry her.

Maybe a TJ Maxx catalog then.

America

Why is this here

She should get naked more.

Omfg what a cunt. I hate her so much. Just get naked you fucking stupid whore.

i've been looking for something to jerk off to and this is perfect

It's about time we got to see those

god DAMN that bitch is funny

Fake

Shut up dude

I need to know if this is real. I'm 2-3 hand motions away from being a happy boy.

It is not.

Meh. Close enough.

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As cringey as this is I'll take someone crying over 9/11 and being proud to be American that the shit they're crying over now.

So you want Dame Cook in cunty SJW mode? Here you go: http://huffpost.com/us/entry/6980690

I’m not trying to beat a dead horse or breath oxygen..

"Breath" oxygen.. great editing standards ya go there.

Any once-lost video of her showing her tits? Anybody?

If there is it's guaranteed that she'll have her arms pointed directly at the sky for the entire video.

Bitch gots them hangers, you can tell because she always looks like she's hanging off a cliff when she posts topless pics.

hahaha TIL

There were some pictures I believe and she was doing exactly that.

On 9/11 i was in junior high and for some reason the teacher decided to tell us nothing and i was walking to the bus and some kid yelled "hey we're going to war", and i just thought about all the cool ww2 and vietnam movies i have seen and thought, alright. Then i went home and was mad pokemon was interrupted

At what point did you and an older male relative decide to play twin towers with both your dicks?

That's something you don't have to think about.

Then how do I get off? Answer me that!

there's been an every man for himself rule around here for a while now

her face isolated looks like a bull dyke or Stanhope.

http://i.imgur.com/I9kpv5h.png

The bidding for the world trade center lease was over a year prior it just happened to be decided 2 month before the attack and silverstein only got it because another guy who bid 29€ million more withdrew his offer later.

He insured a place against terrorism which already had been a target of a terrorist attack... crazy

And he didn't get paid twice on the insurance.
He got 4.1 instead of 3.2 billion.

I suppose you're going to tell me the Holocaust happened next.

The Palestinian holocaust?

So 9/11 was an elaborate insurance fraud? Why didn't the insurance companies call him out on it, and refuse to pay?

I think the Jew theory from people is that they did it to get a strong middle east presence from America, not that Jewy Heebstein tried to get his sheckles.

There are pretty much as many 9/11 conspiracy theories as there are troofers. They all have their own custom theory. They all act smug like they have it all figured out, but they all believe different things. If 9/11 was an inside job (which it wasn't), it would have been the dumbest plan in the history of plans. Why would they make the plan so overly complicated? Why not just fly one plane into one building? Why make it 2 buildings? And why shoot a missile into the Pentagon? And why strap bombs to all the buildings? And why the fuck did they strap bombs to building 7? If they wanted to do an inside job plan, they would make it simple, with as few witnesses as possible.

Be more funny

Anyone want to find the video of her unfunnily mocking Bobo for an hour from the time she was on O&A? I'm sure it was just context. right?

Maybe those terrorists wouldn't have done the crime if they saw this video first.

Just something to think about.

They would have hit Caroline's instead?

"As an artist" "At my core I am a Comintern a women and Jewish". Saying that you are all of those things in a non satirical way is exactly why you are not a comedian or an artist.

I can probably name about 60 other places in the world where she can be a loud Jewish woman without repercussion.

I can't stand this bitch -- plus I'm a fucking insane anti-Semite -- but isn't identity part of many good comics craft? Patrice, Pryor, Murphy were all pretty vocal about it. Quinn, DiPaolo and Ant all talk about being Mick's and Guineas.

Or did I miss something?

Pryor was the only one who made being black a big part of his act. Murphy was a "rags to riches" and absurdity comic and Patrice mainly did relationship stuff, and even got angry at Vos for saying he's a race comic, saying he dropped most of his race material in the 90s. Nick is mainly about being angry.

Her stuff revolves around being a woman. "I'm just as wild as the guys! I can do Dane Cook in the 2000s act even with a vagina!"

Fair play although I think you underestimate the racial aspect of Patrice's comedy. I've been listening to lots of old O&A lately and race for Patrice -- especially when expressed in the form of resentment for Whites -- is a constant presence. Granted I haven't been listening to his standup but you could make the argument that his off-the-cuff stuff was a better reflection of his mind than his routine.

Of course it isn't like that Kike Judy Gold -- who wouldn't have a career without her shitty identity -- but it's still there. Like I said, there's nothing wrong with that though because his talent doesn't revolve around shitty identity bullshit but it's still there.

It wasn't a reflection because he wasn't the one usually bringing it up like Sherrod does. He was basically the only black person they knew so they made a point to discuss race. Patrice just wanted to talk about women, movies, video games and dumb people, Anthony was the one who got off debating race with him.

Nahhh, that's horseshit as far as I can see. But it's weird that you're in denial about it. Black people generally are hyper-aware -- like kikes -- about race and identity. All good.

We're talking about their act. You say you don't know about Patrice's stand up, so how am I wrong.

You brought up the radio show, I point out he was not the one who brought it up and Anthony started almost every race discussion.

Now you're saying what? Black people in general think about race? No shit.

Pick a goal post spot.

Dude, learn to fucking read. I said that his live performance on the radio was possibly a better reflection of his true personality than a planned performance. That's as simple as saying that I think I can glean more about Mel Gibson's personality from those tapes than the time he played Hamlet -- over simplistic but you get what I'm trying to say.

On the radio he talks about race constantly is basically all I'm saying. Blaming Ant is fucking retarded.

It isn't. One is Patrice sitting down and thinking about what he wants to talk about. One is a guy asking him questions about a subject he didn't bring up.

If you're going to ignore his stand up, listen to Patrice's Saturday Virus shows without Anthony. How often does he talk about race?

Send me a link and I will.

They on YouTube.

She's an American, "above all"? What an empty life that must be.

She's another cringeworthy unfunny piece of shit who deserves more hate on this sub.

She lost me in the beginning when she said she normally posts funny videos. Obviously a delusional bleeder.

As an artist I feel the need to express myself

Why do these saps think we give a shit about their opinions? Jesus fucking christ

My fav old 9/11 clip is the live ABC broadcast and Peter Jennings missing the towers fall and the confusion that the building actually fell.

https://youtu.be/M6f9Jpfz1Vo?t=2m32s

Does this vindicate the attacks?

This is funnier than any of her jokes

What she thinks is empowering is just xenophobia.

"I'm an American, I'm a woman and I'm Jewish, but above all, I'm Jewish".

Damn she ugly.

This was the best cum I've ever had

Really cuz I was thinking she looks like a 14 year old fag

It's about time we got to see those

god DAMN that bitch is funny

Fake

Thoughts and prayers to Bruno Kirby dead today at 57

Joan, Joan, suck on my bone

I need to know if this is real. I'm 2-3 hand motions away from being a happy boy.

There are pretty much as many 9/11 conspiracy theories as there are troofers. They all have their own custom theory. They all act smug like they have it all figured out, but they all believe different things. If 9/11 was an inside job (which it wasn't), it would have been the dumbest plan in the history of plans. Why would they make the plan so overly complicated? Why not just fly one plane into one building? Why make it 2 buildings? And why shoot a missile into the Pentagon? And why strap bombs to all the buildings? And why the fuck did they strap bombs to building 7? If they wanted to do an inside job plan, they would make it simple, with as few witnesses as possible.

I'm feelin' pretty good - I gotta tell ya!

fake + gay