2U is performing at a local bar in my city on St. Patrick's Day...

16  2017-02-27 by KillaKuhn

...taking suggestions on how I should handle this...

31 comments

I'm sure if you bring your children to spit in Joe's mouth you can get backstage.

So at a gay bar then?

It's the local hipster bar, so close

if thats the case introduce the owner to brother joe's social media accounts

The owner and Joe Cumia could not be any more different, so that might honestly get them canned, lmao

Let him know as a "concerned citizen" that hiring a white supremacist hate group to perform would reflect poorly on his establishment, and that it's not too late to book a different band. The potential backlash is not worth the 7 fans they have.

The heavy lifting is already done, just show him this thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/4aqt8j/brother_joe_cumia_a_racist_compendium/

This place is so cunty, it's beautiful.

Turn 2U into a Pantera cover band

*Damageplan although alot wouldnt kno what that was... but A for effort it gave me a hearty chuckle, i tell ya what

Tell him you accept his challenge to meet someone from the subreddit in the octagon.

Also ask him if he knows how many sides an octagon has.

10 because October is the tenth month

Tss 8 because a octopus has 8 peckas or sumpthin

Sound logic

The way Ant used to describe them, made it sound like they were making a good living touring Europe.

I remember the Opester describing them as "famous", even.

Are you going to be the guy that crosses the line and takes things too far ?

fight him

Call him a libtard.

Better yet, call him a Brother Joe

define Brother Joe

Too far.

Just throw a bottle at him.

Well I don't have any specific ideas but you have the chance to be my hero.

taking suggestions on how I should handle this

By going and whipping empty beer bottles at his head.

Bring a sign saying Ant fucked your daughter.

Douse yourself in child spit.

Throw a tomato as hard as you can at his dumb face

Spit in his mouth for $20

Kiss him and grab his Eye-talian hog.

U talkin 2u 2 me?

Better yet, call him a Brother Joe

define Brother Joe