It's my birthday faggots how should I commit suicide?

2  2017-02-27 by condom_cracker28

23 comments

On video

Choking on my peckah.

Put Opies youtube channel on a loop and wait for nature to take its course

Quickly

Murder-suicide. Take that cunt out who gave birth to your selfish ass. Face shots; closed caskets.

Don't be a silly salamander. Don't you wanna stick around for Emma Stone's Oscar win. She even brought her brother Spencer to the red carpet!

lol what the fuck does the shit next to your name mean?

You must not have the pleasure of meeting u/porkclerk82 yet. I have received at least 10 posts/messages from him calling me a "pill-head". When I called him out for this specific and strange fascination he got all mad and told me that he doesn't have a fascination with me being a pill-head but rather that he has "a fascination with fatties" like me. I still don't really know what this means and he has yet to elaborate. He's a hoot.

Lol, yeah...when people are that weird and autistic over reddit usernames and they ARENT on drugs...thats even worse, imo...like wtf are you doing?

My favourite was how he's recently been replying to all your comments calling you 40 as though that's an insult, like a man would be embarrassed by their age. He seems like a really cool guy.

You're creeping me out. Please stop Sending me PMs and please stop @ mentioning me.

Aids

I almost through my mouse off my desk, in a rush to get here and post just that.

Looks like you're going to miss the race war. See ya, man.

Find a parked semi truck, put your head on the ground in front of one of the rear tires and when it starts moving you will feel deaths sweet release

Pullin a Leotardo

You could bore yourself to death with stupid posts like this.

I'm sure any respectable individual who has ever browsed this subreddit already died of boredom and faggot aids.

I don't want you to die. Hang out a while.

I do. Die with me.

Jump into a volcano

Eat yourself feet first

making a viral spiral video is clearly the only option

Pullin a Leotardo