"Can't you tell that your tie's too wide? "

Maybe I should buy some old tab collars?

"Welcome back to the age of jive.

Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey?

You can't dress trashy till you spend a lot of money."

Every-body's talkin' 'bout-the-new-sound

Fun-ny, but it's stiiiilllll rock-and-roll to meeeeeeeee.