Joe Cumia is worthless

57  2017-02-26 by [deleted]

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The most infuriating thing about Joe is that he's too stupid to get the joke, and too unaware of himself to see the truth in our shit posting

He's gonna die thinking he lived a badass life of playing decades old music made by other people, and watching a fictional crime show

Yet you keep talking about him. Post after post after post about this fucking guy.

Shut up douchebag

Why?

Because you are a douchebag. Brother Joe must be outed for his irresponsible behavior to his family, and society in general.

Oh. Okay. My mistake. Carry on Warriors.

Just like his old man. Is it at all surprising that both Joe Sr. boys have been arrested for domestic violence? What a disgusting rotten bloodline. Absolute mutts.

its an Italian thing

*Armenian thing.

Tunisian thing*

*reprobate thing

*Nigger thing

Mamalukes of the year

He pimps his step-daughter out, lives off his brother's tit. Wears a SAMCRO vest, and plays in a tribute band.

Yea, I agree OP

So you're saying that playing guitar in public while people awkwardly avoid eye contact isn't valuable?

Bill Paxton dies but Joe Cumia continues to be a drain on society and his brother. The world isn't fair.

Soon enough he'll choak to death on child spit and the world will be a better place

choak?

Yeah, I'm retarded

and jobless

So I keep hearing

It's not that he doesn't have worth, exactly. Wait yeah it is exactly that.

He's worth whatever Anthony throws his way

In before he comes into this thread, with his fists unclenched, and his head held high

I'm surprised Joe hasn't started performing Nickelback songs at his gigs.

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Was listening to Best Of AC, Ant had Jim Florentine and they were talking about embarrassing shit that happened with them with girls. It's going well, and then of course Joe has to call in. God he is so bad at telling a story, or just talking in general. He stutters and stammers endlessly, and he fills it with SO many unnecessary details it's staggering. I can't tell if he's legitimately that unaware, or just wants to stay on the phone for more airtime. He is the fuckin worst, always has been. Just a giant log across the train tracks of comedy.

That's where you're wrong. If it weren't for Joe giving a tape of "Gonna 'lectric shock OJ", Ant wouldn't have met Opie, they wouldn't have started a show, Ant wouldn't have become a millionaire, and Joe wouldn't get his monthly allowance which he used to get his girlfriend, whose daughter Ant spends his money on in order to be somewhat attractive to her so he can have sex with his niece like the moor that he is

Why not worth more or sumtin''. Tssss

Shut up douchebag

Tunisian thing*