Not their fault you grappled with the Cooter of Doom.
DVV DVV Fawk yea, her pussy is like the devil!.. A fucking chip line is almost at 3000 upvotes, It's only missing the "Tss".
I've had the opposite happen to me on several occasions, when you have no expectations of getting laid, so your cock smells like mustard, your pubes are fully in tact, and the girl has already decided to blow you so has to hold back gagging.
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n/a blackphilibuster 2017-02-26
I forgot just how faggy the rest of reddit is
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-02-26
It's pretty gay here, too.
n/a blackphilibuster 2017-02-26
Yeah but we're gay because we like traps and sweet sweet boipussy, not because we're faggots
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-02-26
There's nothing less gay than carlteenmachine spamming hardcore gay porn.
n/a blackphilibuster 2017-02-26
It's the only way I can cum
n/a boring_oneliner 2017-02-26
its called "boipucci" you fucking normie
n/a blackphilibuster 2017-02-26
I'm drunk but that's no excuse
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-02-26
i4chan Le very edgy lol!!
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-02-26
You're gay af
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-02-26
I is normie loll not edgy autistic people loll
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-02-26
Just a fag, I'm afraid.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-02-26
We are manly man who enjoy the feminine bosoms of Opie. Nothing gay about that.
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-02-26
n/a PauxFas 2017-02-26
Came to post this...I can't how gay the outside world is. This is why I'm trapped here.
n/a majin_babidi 2017-02-26
I've had the opposite happen to me on several occasions, when you have no expectations of getting laid, so your cock smells like mustard, your pubes are fully in tact, and the girl has already decided to blow you so has to hold back gagging.
Always makes me laugh.
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-02-26
I only ever seem to get laid when my balls smell like cheese
It's like God is trolling me
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-02-26
I sharted at a party once and still wound up getting a bj. It was comical