East Side Dave's marginalyl attractive regular guest. The running joke about her is that Dave wants to fuck her desperately but never will. That doesn't stop him from inapproriately yelling at her and licking face without her consent though.
I'm pretty much in one now and the main thing you notice is that the metabolism wall that's around 35 in other parts of the country is right around 18 here.
Rule of thumb: If you get a glimpse of something skinny in your periphery, don't even bother because there's a 99% chance she's in high school (obligatory Uncle Anth joke).
I'm talking about context. I'm not being literal you stupid motherfucker. I'm looking at the general vibe and it's very black and white. Sorry I confused you.
Half of you virgins have never seen a vagina up close. Every single naysayer would jizz in their pantaloons after the first dry hump with "Ole Buzzard Beak".
I would love to get a dildo stuck up her butt. Then accompany her to the emergency room and offer support while they are extracting it. I would hold her hand and kiss her on the forehead and say breathe... breathe.
Then I would take a look down there and say you're doing great we can see it.
I'm talking about context. I'm not being literal you stupid motherfucker. I'm looking at the general vibe and it's very black and white. Sorry I confused you.
78 comments
n/a sherockradio 2017-02-26
It really fucking bothers me how attracted I am to this hook-nosed bitch.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-26
I'm with you. Patrice would call her an ugly hot bitch. I honestly don't mind the bird-face, I think she's sexy.
n/a BuffaloForeskin 2017-02-26
she is a 23
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-02-26
I would have to go with a 18. Her face is detrimental to the rankings. The only reason she is not a 16 is that dumper.
n/a BuffaloForeskin 2017-02-26
looking through her pics I figured she's an ugly beautiful bitch, but a beautiful aite lookin bitch seems about right.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-26
I was thinking the same, 17 actually.
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-02-26
I like when girls have a flawed feature like that. If she was perfect with a perfect nose, I couldn't even fantasize about her without feeling phony.
n/a BuffaloForeskin 2017-02-26
she is a 23
n/a turnthemaround 2017-02-26
The people on the bottom of that cliff just had their sun blocked out from that honker.
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-02-26
She could smoke a cigarette in the shower with that fucking schnoz but I still want to lick her rim.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-02-26
Her legs are the texture of ants face.. yuck
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-26
https://youtu.be/_5APc73pkLM?t=92
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-02-26
Looks like a satellite photo of Fallujah.
Of course I'd smash it, I'm hetero, but really just not my type. Give me a 90 pound cardio freak any day.
n/a TARE_ME 2017-02-26
Like a garbage bag full of corn flakes.
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-02-26
She looks like ET on a segway
n/a OGcumBoi 2017-02-26
That's an ass that can only be built by two years of mandatory service in the IDF.
n/a ARealBlueFalcon 2017-02-26
Or by being Puerto Rican
n/a Audibledogfarts 2017-02-26
Who dis bitch?
n/a Peckahnator 2017-02-26
East Side Dave's marginalyl attractive regular guest. The running joke about her is that Dave wants to fuck her desperately but never will. That doesn't stop him from inapproriately yelling at her and licking face without her consent though.
n/a TacolasCage 2017-02-26
I grew up in a fuckin barrio. She's a 5 at best.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-02-26
I'm pretty much in one now and the main thing you notice is that the metabolism wall that's around 35 in other parts of the country is right around 18 here.
Rule of thumb: If you get a glimpse of something skinny in your periphery, don't even bother because there's a 99% chance she's in high school (obligatory Uncle Anth joke).
n/a Guinness252 2017-02-26
Don't feel obligated to make any further jokes, of any nature.
n/a THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2017-02-26
Can I touch you inappropriately?
n/a Guinness252 2017-02-26
Please do
n/a Every1ShouldBKilled 2017-02-26
Madre Dios...
n/a SlamballReunionTour 2017-02-26
she looks like she's about to rappel down that seaside cliff with her grotesquely enormous beak
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-02-26
Or swoop down and steal some hatchling from a cliffside nest.
n/a blackoutjason 2017-02-26
They can glide for miles.
n/a 1475315963 2017-02-26
she should ask Troyquan for tips
n/a ASUSPC 2017-02-26
Her nose functions like a dorsal fin by helping her to steer in the water.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-02-26
Are these lipo rod entry points? Yeesh ....
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-02-26
Fucking slob has a gut hanging out on the beach. Hey tramp, ever heard of leaving it to the imagination missy?
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-02-26
Fucking weirdos in here. Either calling her a 10 or a 1. She's a pretty attractive girl with a very nice body. That's it.
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-02-26
-6 out of 10 would not bang
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-26
Except nobody did either of those things. One person called her a five and you did the opposite of finding the average.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-26
Are you saying he's telling porky pies?
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-26
I told you not to speak to me.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-26
When?
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-26
Never, never speak to me again.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-26
But you're speaking to me.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-26
Never again.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-26
Now we're stuck in a loop. Like that movie with Tom Cruise.
n/a SteakSauce66 2017-02-26
Days of Thunder?
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-26
No, the one about the cowboys.
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-02-26
I'm talking about context. I'm not being literal you stupid motherfucker. I'm looking at the general vibe and it's very black and white. Sorry I confused you.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-26
You're quite the faggot. Relax, faggot.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-26
Nobody insinuated she was a 10 though, you silly homo.
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-02-26
Read my last post, you sexy sausage.
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-26
Don't try to cuddle up with me now. Ahh, I can't be mad at you, come here ya big lug!
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-02-26
:: walks forward while unzipping pants ::
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-26
I'll suck it! What, you think I'm some kinda fag?!l I'll suck it, you'll see!
n/a schwoogiejoe24 2017-02-26
Show me. Where you been, Kit Kat Club?
n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-02-26
A nose you could mine gold with. Still, I would be lying if I said I wouldn't smash.
n/a The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-02-26
She could swing from tree to tree with a shnozz like that.
n/a opi3dope 2017-02-26
In. The. Poo.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-26
That bruise next to the cellulite dimple is enraging.
n/a boring_oneliner 2017-02-26
fat.dumper.
n/a IggysGlove 2017-02-26
What a bunch of fags.
I bet her butthole smells lovely.
n/a Patmcpsu 2017-02-26
I heard that girls are easier when they're on vacation...
n/a Guinness252 2017-02-26
Flutesy does have one mighty fine, thick dumper.
n/a swankyturd 2017-02-26
I would like to ejaculate into her vaginer
n/a Frynkiss 2017-02-26
You all hate Flutesy because she would never fuck any of you!!! She fucks me!!! - Flutesy's dad.
n/a Bandits82 2017-02-26
Come to Uncle Ant... Shureeee..
n/a literalotherkin 2017-02-26
Channeling Morning Mash Up Nicole I see.
n/a jfral 2017-02-26
This chick is sexy as fuck. Dat body is smoking, son! Also, I like a prominent nose on a gal. Don't know why she associates herself with Dave.
n/a 1475315963 2017-02-26
http://i.imgur.com/jTSFHqe.gifv
n/a turnthemaround 2017-02-26
Where was this photo taken? Whore island?
n/a SteakSauce66 2017-02-26
She has a home there.
n/a Billyassman 2017-02-26
Fuckn kangaroo lookn twat.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-02-26
Average at best
n/a kevin121312 2017-02-26
looks like maya rudolph
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-02-26
I would fuck her in the cunt mouth and ass
n/a Wolfizm 2017-02-26
Is that an "entrance & exit" wound on her leg?
n/a lowend73 2017-02-26
Half of you virgins have never seen a vagina up close. Every single naysayer would jizz in their pantaloons after the first dry hump with "Ole Buzzard Beak".
Myself included
n/a Tesdant2016 2017-02-26
I was hoping she'd spend her vacation on my face not some beach.
n/a DickTurdo 2017-02-26
http://imgur.com/htor6Dy
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-02-26
Flutesy looks like the type whose cunt needs a good long scrubbing out.
The ocean's a start.
The pic looks like someone contemplating the beginning of a long, hard journey. Good for her.
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-02-26
No ass shot no care
n/a ZigginZaggin 2017-02-26
Instead of being on vacation, I wish she was on my fucking cock! OHHHHH!
n/a joeybeans12 2017-02-26
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
n/a dopaminenotyours 2017-02-26
http://i.imgur.com/8r3EuUs.jpg
n/a RichHeads 2017-02-26
I would love to get a dildo stuck up her butt. Then accompany her to the emergency room and offer support while they are extracting it. I would hold her hand and kiss her on the forehead and say breathe... breathe. Then I would take a look down there and say you're doing great we can see it.
n/a kevgret 2017-02-26
thigh bruises make my dick hard
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-26
Are you saying he's telling porky pies?
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-02-26
I'm talking about context. I'm not being literal you stupid motherfucker. I'm looking at the general vibe and it's very black and white. Sorry I confused you.