Album of 31 O&A photoshop battles I made back then

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I don't hang on to stuff later so it was all deleted. Was able to track down most it down with this site. They archive years back. Can see posts from deleted accounts and ones which had 0 upvotes. You can't find those in google searches.

http://www.redditweekly.com/weekly?subreddit=opieandanthony&s=top

There was also things I couldn't put in the images album. Here's some old joking around videos I edited.

Oct 13, 2016

Anthony Cumia

https://vid.me/YLoK

June 4, 2016

opie at work

https://vid.me/JhPl

Dennis Falcone radio voice

https://vid.me/Rj4v

Jan 22, 2015

Jimmy and Oqie the hole's morning zoo

https://vid.me/MLej

Oct 07, 2014

honkin bitch tits opie

https://vid.me/jVs

Sep 12, 2014

Bob Kelly keeps touching Ant

https://vid.me/QB2


Then these which were NSFW and couldn't put in that imgur album because it could be deleted.

Sep 2, 2014

nsfw http://i.imgur.com/6LjCLAo.png

Jul 23, 2014

NSFW warning, graphic http://s13.postimg.org/7bn9wz28n/BQgk8_SZCEAIf1.png

proof it's a photoshop, and not real. http://i.imgur.com/pYgjNJg.jpg

Jun 8 2014

NSFW blasphemous http://i.imgur.com/worqv8o.jpg

This was the guy's original http://i.imgur.com/NZ1xq4o.png


Audio of Jerry's call and Opie being irritated about haters for 10 minutes afterwards.

https://clyp.it/gzpm3eji

Jerry's call and Opie being irritated about haters for 10 minutes afterwards Here was that previous call from a month ago.

https://soundcloud.com/kliqy/jerry-calls-into-the-show

Haters sure irritate Opie and spoils the rest of his day! hahaha


Club Soda Kenny stand-up.

Was looking for some of Kenny's stand-up but it was cut into three 10 min videos. The volume was too low. Edited out 25 min of OandA commentary. Shortened some long pauses. Posted 2 years ago

https://clyp.it/gtonnhln

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Hey, I'm really digging your fresh vibe and energy. You're clearly a fan and your effort is not going unnoticed, but a couple a things:

1 - this mostly sucks ass. It's childlike, lazy and unoriginal. It makes me think that you're retarded.

However you get bonus points for Rascal Frog Neck Norton and those candid shots of Erock at work are rarely seen gems so cudos again.

2 - Give me gold.

All in all, not a bad start to your sentence hyar. Any questions please kill yourself.

Welcome, friendo.

:)

Yes, I'm well aware how it works around here, son. lol. I never gave a fuck if things would get downvoted to 0.

Were you born yet when the 3 O&A stooges did shows back in the good old days on terrestrial radio? When people in the public used to actually listen. I started when they were on XM but would go over and do terrestrial first.

Back then, son, they did show prep and had bits. Remember when girls used to show up in the studio instead of it being a sausage fest?

But later due to the politically correct atmosphere in the entertainment industry, management clamped down and you could get sued so they had to stop the fun. Then all they could do was be like a woman's daytime TV talk-show and sounded like bickering hens.

Fucking boring so they started arguing with each other instead. Ant would rant about blacks and politics for 3 hours straight. He'd fly off the handle at callers.

Things went bad to worse. They all took a pay-cut. Opie's wife became grumpy because of the downgrade in lifestyle. Never do that to a woman or you'll be sleeping on the couch all year. So he'd have to deal with that woe-is-me factor when he went home.

Ant's bitches bailed out so he drank more and became a bitter old man frustrated with society. Yelling at his TV.

Jimmy just kept losing more and more weight while thinking about food constantly. Substituted that desire with sex. Tried to get his mind off it all by flying to stand-up gigs as much as he could. That would barely pay for the hookers. When he's show up to the O&A show, he'd be all out of gas.

Things started to implode and they began arguing with each other. During any typical show all they'd do is play with their smart phones and not even listen to what the others were saying. Opie was playing his candy crush game for years.

Then Ant got axed. Everybody's just been in a downward spiral since. Next stop is death for all of them and their washed-up comedian buddies.

I regret engaging you in conversation.

This is probably the funniest thing you've ever said, Mr. Knickers.

Looking at some of the pics in the album.. a bit of back stories.

Pic 1. Well the Ron Howard one, Opie's bald head is actually from another pic of Ron.

Pic 2. That opie radio dick logo was pretty hilarious. He has this odd line on the d and it looked like a fuckin q. I just cut the bottom off the line and now it looked like a damn peckah and balls. So just did that outline.

Pic 3. Lady Di as an intern. She made a scene in the washroom and a celeb came in, I think she was washing up at the sink with some clothes off or something. The celeb was frightened and complained. So they said, she's not allowed to use the fucking washroom. Go to Starbucks. haha. So I put a port-a-potty in the studio. Then the name was still O&A but Ant was axed. So I'm there, what are they gonna call the show next.

Pic 4. That fat bitch he "hired" to do stupid staged viral videos. Meanwhile he was probably actually shagging her on the side. lol. Hey he'd just be getting even with his wife, wouldn't he. When I was going thru the archives, seen this Bam video of "I fucked your wife". Like who else was he talking about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOm_Z6Llz-4 But yeah.. pic 4, Opie's fantasy threesome with both of them, which likely may have actually happened.

Pic 8. How about that Bill Clinton pic. The original had some chick to Bill's left. And he'd always complain about how she spoiled the pic, maybe somebody can photoshop her out. So I put fat erock holding a sub fully covering her. How the fuck did he get that close to an ex-president. Betcha you couldn't do that these days.

Pic 9. Opie must finish his baby bottle. What is up with that guy. I think he's a little bit retarded there. He does like fuckin 30 sips in a row or something. I had tweeted that gif to opie, with the caption "crazy shock jock opieradio guzzling a jar of goat's blood" and opie retweeted it. Probably thinking it'd go "viral". But I deleted it later.

Pic 10. The opie hate graph. Fuck it was bad around here back then. He was getting nailed every day like totally everybody hating his shit. Probably around the time when he was trying to get his brand going viral. Just his opieradio videos seemed to get on everybody's nerves. Later in the future that shit happened to Ant around here. People were like, can we get Ant's shit removed from the sidebar. hahaha. Holy shit, eh?

Pic 13. Bill Cosby. Wait for it, animated gif.

Pics 14 and 15. Those were cracking me up because he looks like his other hand is jerking off. The second one, horizontal flip, is faster. I posted this in gifs but they were not amused.

Pic 16. Coon Jigger Cumia bobble-head. Fuck it wasn't easy trying to make Ant's face and lips like an African American. He looks way too dark though. It's not easy trying to make somebody black, have to try to adjust the lips. At least he doesn't look too orange.

Pic 17, 18. Fuck did brother Joe ever flop with his podcast. Some business guy comes around and says hey let's do a show like Ant. They get the green screen but the shit looked bad. haha. And nobody gave one fuck whatsoever. Fuck was that funny. Then he tries to make a subreddit like opie.. haha Completely IGNORED. haha. r/thejoecumiashow

I just found an old joke pic I made over there.

"Congratulations on surpassing the fundraising goal! Good job pitching in ya guys!"

Uploaded Oct 16 2014

http://i.imgur.com/kgHRloI.png

How many years later.. Well, he's getting there.. raised $223. lol. FAIL.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-joseph-cumia-show#/

Pic 19. Spotted his only actual fan. Must be a cousin.

Pics 20, 21, 22. Fat Norton. He was getting too slim, man. In pic 20 on the right he has a better balance. Now he looks more aged than he should, probably. He's still too skinny.

Pic 23, 24. Obese Erock. It's cutout png that you can put on other backgrounds. In this reddit viewer you see all these bad cutout edges. I tried right click saving the reddit viewer version, go to open that in photoshop, can't. Says "Could not complete your request because the file-format module cannot parse the file". If you go to the imgur scrolling album the dark background looks normal. Right click to save that and opened it in photoshop, opens normally with proper cutout background. If you put it over a background, you don't see the jagged edges. I don't know what's going on there with the reddit viewer. Sometimes you get artifacts like that you don't see but if you move the brightness, contrast, gamma slider, you'd see them. Tried that and there's nothing. So not sure where those are coming from but don't seem to be in the imgur page version.

Pic 32. Ah yes.. Derosa with his black friends. Back when he was flipping out about Ant. I just put Colin at the table. That took a fair bit of work to try and make it look in there. Meanwhile the angles are odd. Colin spilling his drink over at Ant's show was the highlight. That's how bad it was.

seek help

He's possibly the Ira of this sub. I can't work out if it's a work or he's just genuinely a tard.

He keeps saying things that are common knowledge for any passing fan and makes it sound as though 2015 was the distant past. It's like a " how to " for any O&A fans under the age of 5.

Still, I've got nothing better to do than listen to his rambling nonsense. I'm very lonely, you see.

Inside the Morons Studio

i ran outta poop Lets go eat

I can think of a few that were missing which I couldn't find. Those potty bandit Opester ones, only found episode pics 4, 5 and 6. So couldn't find 1, 2, 3. Episode 1, he was in the XM management washroom and pooped all over a urinal. I don't remember episode 2. I think 3 was him on a screenshot of the Howard subreddit and he dumped a big pile of poop on Howard's sidebar pic. Was all smelly. Opie had a king crown on with a cartoon speech bubble saying I'm king shit around here. Meanwhile this sub did have more subscribers than his. That episode 6 blasphemous one was pretty bad and even crass people in here were like, mod can you remove this guy. hahaha. I was gonna make more episodes. Like in 5 he's on the phone with Roland and they're gonna go out to eat. Roland was gonna meet him and they'd both ride on his scooter. Then go to an all you can eat buffet. Roland would get his money's worth. To draw this shit though you'd need to know how to do cartoon shading and I'm not an artist. The show was starting to go down the hole too and the rats were jumping ship. Nobody was around.

I posted a few over at r/opieradio when it was obviously him who was the mod. That was when he was getting his various sites going. Looked like he paid for that layout. I think I did a steamrolling joke pic because whenever somebody else talks he always butts in. Shortly after, somebody else made another one over here. You can tell it wasn't me because his account is still active. Checked that subreddit out and no more layout and dead. Fuck did that place ever never get going. haha.

Looked on archive.org for a screenshot of how it was. There was a couple entries. Aug 19, 2014. You can't see the header image.

http://web.archive.org/web/20140819231515/http://www.reddit.com/r/OpieRadio

Here's just that little opieradio reddit cartoon cake stomper guy:

http://web.archive.org/web/20150920231426im_/http://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/YcAdF6WznTkZ_Mgq.png

Notice he's wearing an opieradio plunger t-shirt, plugging his shit? "dropping hammers all day long". Red flag of if you can tell if it's him, is if it's plugging his shit. But yeah.. that droppin' hammers all day long, I think that's why I started with the potty bandit opester. lol. He'd always go for these dumps.

Second archive entry, May 6, 2015. Now you can see the header. But when I checked it later, header area was grey with no image. Not sure what's up with that. Did a search of computer files within that time so nothing was saved in cache. Whoever he paid put some work into that.

http://web.archive.org/web/20150506071140/http://www.reddit.com/r/opieradio

Here's that little opieradio reddit cartoon steam roller guy:

http://web.archive.org/web/20150506071140im_/http://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/zsIjF8RKrPfBdc8U6h9OWRSGGaNILTgZvH6SWsWg6qo.png

See, this is not opie doodling this shit, he's hiring people, like he does with his viral video shit. It was pretty obvious it was only him who gave a fuck. hahaha.

Look who was the mod in the first time capture. "created by AtOpieRadio @OpieRadio, a community for 1 month". Trust me, nobody gives that much about his shit other than him. And then he's plugging his shit eh, so red flag it's him. So he was the only moderator in the first time capture. Then when the ship was going nowhere, not even sinking, he opened it up to oh let's get more mods cause the captain was jumping ship. Gets a few suckers then these guys show up in the 2nd time capture.

MODERATORS

OpieModerator

AutoModerator

opiesucks

GumbleDog

Slippery_Slope_Guy

And then look at the sidebar plugging his fucking social networking accounts. Fuck, was that ever him.

Home of the Opester.

Opie with Jim Norton

SiriusXM Talk: Sirius 206 / XM 103

Links:

Opie's Twitter

Opie's Website

Opie's YouTube

Opie's Facebook

Opie's Instagram

T-SHIRTS

Niiiice!

Noticed somebody posted this one. "I pray this doesn't become another "shit on Opie" subreddit that /r/opieandanthony has turned into (self.OpieRadio)". Well, they didn't have to worry about that too much.


Was a couple pics of Ant over in tacsdiscussion but redditweekly didn't archive there. One was him with his black friend over at the BBQ. This was the original pic.

http://franklycurious.com/media/1/20140705-anthonycumiawithblackman.jpg

I hat put a watermelon motorcycle helmet on Ant's head. I think it was this one but flipped horizontally and removed the visor.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ec/9a/ef/ec9aef7063ca2bb2751eb858076acec4.jpg

Another one, I think I used this smiling Ant.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MbT3x9nhy4M/VE5hqUwbmrI/AAAAAAAA1mo/xvJFjFTIafw/s1600/anthony_cumia.png

Then made a "will totally look like" and put the terminator on the right side. With his fake hair and teeth, not too far off but ran out of money.

http://cdn1-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/terminator-genisys-1407342180/terminator-genisys-028.jpg

Wow

What's happened here, it's like a tarded bomb went off.

I lost my shit at Alabama Coon Jigger, so good job.