This is cute but not how drugs work. They make fent swabs and shit that are strong enough to just wipe on someone's flesh, it's absorbed, and they fall right to sleep. He'll he could have just slapped a fent patch on her if he wanted.
I believe that when he made that Americano he reached for the sugar but accidentally spiked it with peckas or sumpin.
I posted this on conspiracy before the faggot OP took my name and brought it here..half of those faggots believe Patton is innocent though, which just means I have more research to do
Way to fuckin' ruin my entire case's fuckin' timeline. How am I supposed to get an jury pool that hasn't been tampered with if you're blabbing your mouth here.
There's quite a bit he was suppressing in this case, but I think being called a wife murderer every ding-dong day on the internet is getting to him. He sure didn't want her kid to know that her mothers' a junkie, but not saying anything can be the equivalent of saying something, and apparently theres a lot to say about this case still that isn't being said.
At best, its probably unintentional manslaughter, or can be argued that in court. Maybe a case of removed Munchausen Syndrome between adults?
At worse: That nigga killed his wife.
The father thing I think is too formulaic and movie-like to be plausible. Its a stretch, but it's an interesting theory.
I was here when this sub started making the baseless assumptions that Patton Oswalt killed his wife. I know it's all bullshit but I read this and fully believed it for like 5 mins. I should never take a job that requires and critical thinking
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n/a Spokker 2017-02-25
I read the entire thing.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-02-25
Are we human, or are we autist?
n/a turqsl 2017-02-25
Me too. I now believe the earth is flat.
n/a Spokker 2017-02-25
And Patton's wife is flat in the Earth.
n/a Mr702law 2017-02-25
I'm in.
n/a destroyallhumanoids 2017-02-25
This is cute but not how drugs work. They make fent swabs and shit that are strong enough to just wipe on someone's flesh, it's absorbed, and they fall right to sleep. He'll he could have just slapped a fent patch on her if he wanted.
I believe that when he made that Americano he reached for the sugar but accidentally spiked it with peckas or sumpin.
n/a TenguBuranchi 2017-02-25
The presence of fent in her blood means that it cannot be ruled out that she was swabbed while sleeping causing an OD
n/a turqsl 2017-02-25
Fawk yeah sock cucka. Dubble gunz
n/a truthie 2017-02-25
There's no way Patton's dad is over 6 feet tall.
n/a TheDarkFezRises 2017-02-25
Please post this in unresolved mysteries. Maybe we can get some of those faggy little wannabe sleuths involved.
n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-02-25
if shit starts getting deleted move it to voat
n/a blackphilibuster 2017-02-25
I posted this on conspiracy before the faggot OP took my name and brought it here..half of those faggots believe Patton is innocent though, which just means I have more research to do
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-02-25
Nice job, Columbo.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-02-25
One more thing...
n/a turqsl 2017-02-25
Opie?
n/a NitratePrint 2017-02-25
Websleuths hasn't caught on yet. They say she was a member of this forum.
http://www.websleuths.com/forums/showthread.php?305874-True-Crime-Writer-amp-Blogger-Michelle-McNamara-dead-at-age-46
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-02-25
When did he have time to stir the sauce?
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-02-25
I KNEW IT. He fucking did it.
Also, I didn't realize Bill Burr was Patton's dad.
n/a johnnyroberts 2017-02-25
this shit is fucking retarded.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-02-25
Way to fuckin' ruin my entire case's fuckin' timeline. How am I supposed to get an jury pool that hasn't been tampered with if you're blabbing your mouth here.
n/a MalalaCumTribute 2017-02-25
So what you're saying is he killed his wife to be with his daughter sexually
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-02-25
So you're saying it was murrrrder?
n/a tedsfurrydingle 2017-02-25
Everyone shits on The Secret, but what is this but our horrifying visions being manifested in reality?
n/a Psych555 2017-02-25
This is exactly the kind of great investigative reporting I've come to expect of this sub.
n/a FitbitSniffer 2017-02-25
Police Officer #2: What was her name?
Quincy: Her name?? ABBBAGAIL
n/a InHell1979 2017-02-25
There's quite a bit he was suppressing in this case, but I think being called a wife murderer every ding-dong day on the internet is getting to him. He sure didn't want her kid to know that her mothers' a junkie, but not saying anything can be the equivalent of saying something, and apparently theres a lot to say about this case still that isn't being said.
At best, its probably unintentional manslaughter, or can be argued that in court. Maybe a case of removed Munchausen Syndrome between adults?
At worse: That nigga killed his wife.
The father thing I think is too formulaic and movie-like to be plausible. Its a stretch, but it's an interesting theory.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-02-25
I was here when this sub started making the baseless assumptions that Patton Oswalt killed his wife. I know it's all bullshit but I read this and fully believed it for like 5 mins. I should never take a job that requires and critical thinking
n/a the_opester 2017-02-25
Can you imagine this troll in prison? He'd make someone such a nice cellmate. Complaining about Trump and crying.
n/a blackphilibuster 2017-02-25
So you're pretending to be me and you stole my research? As long as we take Patton down, it's cool. I'll deal with you afterwards
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-02-25
Why was this deleted? It was well done. Has Patton sent you threats?
n/a Kylericci 2017-02-25
Someone DM me a link.. I missed it :(
n/a Spokker 2017-02-25
And Patton's wife is flat in the Earth.