Patton Oswalt killed Michelle Mcnamara to cover up his father's history of rape and murder

31  2017-02-25 by blackphiIibuster

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30 comments

I read the entire thing.

Are we human, or are we autist?

Me too. I now believe the earth is flat.

And Patton's wife is flat in the Earth.

I'm in.

This is cute but not how drugs work. They make fent swabs and shit that are strong enough to just wipe on someone's flesh, it's absorbed, and they fall right to sleep. He'll he could have just slapped a fent patch on her if he wanted.

I believe that when he made that Americano he reached for the sugar but accidentally spiked it with peckas or sumpin.

The presence of fent in her blood means that it cannot be ruled out that she was swabbed while sleeping causing an OD

Fawk yeah sock cucka. Dubble gunz

There's no way Patton's dad is over 6 feet tall.

Please post this in unresolved mysteries. Maybe we can get some of those faggy little wannabe sleuths involved.

if shit starts getting deleted move it to voat

I posted this on conspiracy before the faggot OP took my name and brought it here..half of those faggots believe Patton is innocent though, which just means I have more research to do

Nice job, Columbo.

One more thing...

Opie?

When did he have time to stir the sauce?

I KNEW IT. He fucking did it.

Also, I didn't realize Bill Burr was Patton's dad.

this shit is fucking retarded.

Way to fuckin' ruin my entire case's fuckin' timeline. How am I supposed to get an jury pool that hasn't been tampered with if you're blabbing your mouth here.

So what you're saying is he killed his wife to be with his daughter sexually

So you're saying it was murrrrder?

Everyone shits on The Secret, but what is this but our horrifying visions being manifested in reality?

This is exactly the kind of great investigative reporting I've come to expect of this sub.

Police Officer #2: What was her name?

Quincy: Her name?? ABBBAGAIL

There's quite a bit he was suppressing in this case, but I think being called a wife murderer every ding-dong day on the internet is getting to him. He sure didn't want her kid to know that her mothers' a junkie, but not saying anything can be the equivalent of saying something, and apparently theres a lot to say about this case still that isn't being said.

At best, its probably unintentional manslaughter, or can be argued that in court. Maybe a case of removed Munchausen Syndrome between adults?

At worse: That nigga killed his wife.

The father thing I think is too formulaic and movie-like to be plausible. Its a stretch, but it's an interesting theory.

I was here when this sub started making the baseless assumptions that Patton Oswalt killed his wife. I know it's all bullshit but I read this and fully believed it for like 5 mins. I should never take a job that requires and critical thinking

Can you imagine this troll in prison? He'd make someone such a nice cellmate. Complaining about Trump and crying.

So you're pretending to be me and you stole my research? As long as we take Patton down, it's cool. I'll deal with you afterwards

Why was this deleted? It was well done. Has Patton sent you threats?

Someone DM me a link.. I missed it :(

And Patton's wife is flat in the Earth.