it's after 4am where I'm from and there's an attractive girl I just dropped a load in silently dozing in my bed and I'm hanging with you faggots. This place is dark and getting darker with all of our blackened souls.
Goddamnit dont you fucking bring that "continue the song one line at a time" fucking faggotry to this sub. This is the one place on reddit we should be able to come to not deal with that goddamn unorginal unfunny bunch of cock sucking.
Many of the listeners sent unusual gifts, filling the funeral home with cronuts and other assorted pastries, instead of the usual flowers. We aren't sure yet if it's some sort of odd tribute or if the listeners are just being assholes to a grieving family. More at 11.
Must be kind of liberating to be Roland. Gave up his self respect and any semblance of finding love years ago. It's probably like getting off to a really bad start in a GTA 5 race and just saying fuck it and sabotaging all of the other racers who are still in it.
Originally thought to be death resulting from sleep apnea, it was determined he was choked out by a fellow movie patron for his loud snoring while occupying three seats during the movie.
The alleged killer was reportedly screaming "you obnoxious fuckhead" over and over as he strangled the morbidly obese gentleman.
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n/a xX_prowl_Xx 2017-02-25
Hopes rose, then dashed away in an instant.
Also is he a confirmed homosexual or just a weirdo?
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-25
What the hell am I doing here?
n/a DryTeeth 2017-02-25
I had to ask myself the same thing as I continued scrolling down the comments here. This place can be fucking dark.
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-02-25
it's after 4am where I'm from and there's an attractive girl I just dropped a load in silently dozing in my bed and I'm hanging with you faggots. This place is dark and getting darker with all of our blackened souls.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-25
I don't belong my here.
n/a bambonk 2017-02-25
A heeeeeeeeeee ay ee ay, a haaaooowaaaaiiieeeeaaaahh
n/a K33PSUMMRSAYFE 2017-02-25
Nothing works here...I hate this place...I've been here for seven years...the medications don't work...I hate this place.
n/a timothymodine 2017-02-25
Goddamnit dont you fucking bring that "continue the song one line at a time" fucking faggotry to this sub. This is the one place on reddit we should be able to come to not deal with that goddamn unorginal unfunny bunch of cock sucking.
n/a VicDumb 2017-02-25
Whatever makes you happy… Whatever you want
n/a timothymodine 2017-02-25
happiness
n/a Awkawardsilence 2017-02-25
Now I've had the time of my life.....
n/a LamarThePotato 2017-02-25
Both
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-02-25
He's probably a heterosexual male with the accepted position that he cannot possibly have sex with willing women.
n/a herpacin 2017-02-25
They don't take AMEX?
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-02-25
You can't get an AMEX if you make $20k a year
n/a nothing_mattress 2017-02-25
same
n/a Dennyislife 2017-02-25
And now if you google Sirius XM Talent Booker Roland Campos this is the top result ahead of his linked in page. Job done.
n/a molotovspritzer 2017-02-25
You should try "suffocated under the weight of his own chin" just in case that happens
n/a Fart_Parfait 2017-02-25
This is such a real possibility that I thought this was a legitimate thread and now I feel ashamed
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-02-25
Rest in practice
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-02-25
Rest in pizza.
n/a Hantaviral 2017-02-25
Stroke
n/a SlurpeeMolot 2017-02-25
It's unfashionable to wish death upon others, sir.
That said, he would deserve it.
n/a herpacin 2017-02-25
I wish Patton Oswalt would decide to have a homosexual relationship with him.
n/a RaqioFan 2017-02-25
Many of the listeners sent unusual gifts, filling the funeral home with cronuts and other assorted pastries, instead of the usual flowers. We aren't sure yet if it's some sort of odd tribute or if the listeners are just being assholes to a grieving family. More at 11.
n/a rottenseed 2017-02-25
"grieving family"? I couldn't suspend disbelieve for your work of fiction.
n/a RaqioFan 2017-02-25
Touche
n/a mcb84 2017-02-25
In lue of flowers, please send cheese danish to his life partner Erik Nagel
n/a Zenaesthetic 2017-02-25
*lieu
n/a mcb84 2017-02-25
Thanks for assist pal
n/a Nuwanda84 2017-02-25
His family must be broken hearted.
n/a Tuth 2017-02-25
You should practice your spelling, sir.
n/a dirtyernie23 2017-02-25
Rest in piss
n/a buurp 2017-02-25
https://localtvwhnt.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/campos_guilty.jpg
n/a YouAintGotToLieCraig 2017-02-25
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BilFzyfCEAImLLf.jpg
n/a JoeKhurr 2017-02-25
Lol
n/a YouAintGotToLieCraig 2017-02-25
http://i.imgur.com/BHZPzAy.jpg
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-02-25
Thoughts and Prayers.
n/a nomorecompromise 2017-02-25
Must be kind of liberating to be Roland. Gave up his self respect and any semblance of finding love years ago. It's probably like getting off to a really bad start in a GTA 5 race and just saying fuck it and sabotaging all of the other racers who are still in it.
n/a VicDumb 2017-02-25
Patrice is dead and that blob is still alive...
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-02-25
If only ....
n/a slongbinh 2017-02-25
Originally thought to be death resulting from sleep apnea, it was determined he was choked out by a fellow movie patron for his loud snoring while occupying three seats during the movie.
The alleged killer was reportedly screaming "you obnoxious fuckhead" over and over as he strangled the morbidly obese gentleman.
n/a crookedmile 2017-02-25
I re-watched Schindler's List today, and this is the WORST news I've heard all day. Why is he still alive!??!!
n/a doodoopeepees 2017-02-25
Love ya, miss ya.
n/a snargfursk 2017-02-25
Is his last name really 'Campos'?
n/a ZigginZaggin 2017-02-25
It's just wrong to post something with a title like this and not mention where Rich Vos will be appearing.
n/a 4lexM 2017-02-25
I wonder if Rolando Campos knows how to spell practicing.
n/a Alvalanker 2017-02-25
Roland, what is he a piece of musical equipment or somethin
n/a Alvalanker 2017-02-25
He died uh, Friday..wide
n/a [deleted] 2017-02-25
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n/a DryTeeth 2017-02-25
I had to ask myself the same thing as I continued scrolling down the comments here. This place can be fucking dark.