Congrats to E-Rock and She-Rock on their Anniversary!

9  2017-02-24 by RamonFrunkis

8 comments

A family friend has a retard daughter who must be the best looking retard at retard school as she's had 10 retard boyfriends in the last 3 years.

Was at a 21st birthday last year when they came and he tried to fuck her infront of everyone.

A wonderful sideshow for the party.

Well did they come or did he just try? Don't leave us hanging.

Not in a Lena-Dunham-esque way, but I wish I were retarded sometimes because, like being an old man, you can get away with anything.

How many times have you wanted to bend over a juicy rump and start going at it in public? "Normies" go to jail, "Re-Re's" get a stern talkin' to and unlimited replays.

Tried. He couldn't get his belt undone.

There is this documentary that I forget the name of but it's about this retarded guy who is just smart enough to take advantage of it. All he does is get drunk, say racist shit, grab tits at the movie theater he works at and gets the occasional hooker. He yells at his crush that she is going to hell for being a dyke because she hugged her female friend and one of the hookers he went to shot him up with heroin. He was fucking awesome.

Please think on the name of it because I would watch the racist shit out of that.

Jefftowne

Pretty sure the documentary you're think of is Beatlejuice Uncensored.

Crazy, stupid, love.