If I had of added "peckahs" of "im a faggot" or some other phony self deprecating nonsense, would I have had a better chance at getting a serious answer?
Yeah, think of Mike Myers doing the SNL skit of a Staten Island Jew. Patti has a little extra weird cadence that is probably more due to a broken brain than upbringing.
As a citizen of the west coast let me just say, all of you cunts from the east coast sound like this. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vote for Nader and hide in my safe space. Sorry for calling you all cunts. I...I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry that I did that.
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n/a Subeck 2017-02-24
Boreville
n/a idamnedit 2017-02-24
An adopted accent.
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-02-24
foundlingese
n/a RichHeads 2017-02-24
An older Jewish woman from Brooklyn.
n/a goarlorde 2017-02-24
Staten Island
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-02-24
Alte Kaker
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-02-24
More like "alte kiker", huh? Gevalt!
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-02-24
There's no need for that, sir.
n/a Lady_Dis_Liver 2017-02-24
A perpetual resumé builder's accent.
n/a leroidianhaus 2017-02-24
And meeee! Stee-alker Pee-attiii!
n/a SlurpeeMolot 2017-02-24
Ugh God, I can hear it in my head...
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-02-24
Ah the good old days of the David and Bobo Show.
n/a imonthewww 2017-02-24
If I had of added "peckahs" of "im a faggot" or some other phony self deprecating nonsense, would I have had a better chance at getting a serious answer?
n/a IfFoundReturn2Tumblr 2017-02-24
No.
n/a imonthewww 2017-02-24
You got me. I'm an F-word.
n/a TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-02-24
it's an "old jewish lady from Staten Island" accent; serious answer.
n/a imonthewww 2017-02-24
Oh ok, thanks.
n/a thoughts_n_prayers 2017-02-24
No she's from the Virgin Islands. Geography yuma
n/a TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-02-24
faaawk yeah! good 1 tnp!
n/a thoughts_n_prayers 2017-02-24
ah peckahs
n/a AngeloMacon 2017-02-24
Yeah, think of Mike Myers doing the SNL skit of a Staten Island Jew. Patti has a little extra weird cadence that is probably more due to a broken brain than upbringing.
n/a TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-02-24
yeah there's a little bit of a weird Philly-ish drawl to the way she draws our certain words.
n/a YoTheyGotGoobers 2017-02-24
Shut up faggot
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-02-24
virgineze
n/a foolhardy1 2017-02-24
Garbage
n/a thoughts_n_prayers 2017-02-24
peesa gahbidge
n/a UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-02-24
She's from Staten Island so probably that
n/a MyAccount4Transporn 2017-02-24
She sounds like the woman who inputs attendance at a Brooklyn High School.
n/a keytoitall 2017-02-24
Upstate NY mixed with some NYC. I'm like 90% sure she said she was from Syracuse.
n/a pj530i 2017-02-24
I'm from upstate and I've never heard anyone talk like her
n/a keytoitall 2017-02-24
She def has some upstate in her. I can't quite place it.
n/a Jackatard 2017-02-24
And her dad sometimes slept in the same bed with her when she was a kid and he would come in the bathroom to take a shit when Patti was taking a bath.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-02-24
A sexy one
n/a 867-5309- 2017-02-24
Stroke victim?
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-02-24
I can't imagine her story ending well.
I'd like it if after her death it came out that even though she died a virgin she developed an early, daily and lifelong taste for gargling cum.
n/a SlamballReunionTour 2017-02-24
Cowardly Lion
n/a KingDonaldTrump 2017-02-24
Retard
n/a ckb614 2017-02-24
Lunch Lady
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-02-24
As a citizen of the west coast let me just say, all of you cunts from the east coast sound like this. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vote for Nader and hide in my safe space. Sorry for calling you all cunts. I...I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry that I did that.
n/a StutterinPrickYou 2017-02-24
Oh good lord
n/a sanfrancisco69er 2017-02-24
Blink 182.
♫Dont waste your time on me youre already the voice inside my YEDDDD♫
n/a Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-02-24
Henry Hill's wife
n/a clay-davis 2017-02-24
Yentese
n/a Guinness252 2017-02-24
Jew York
n/a DepartmentOfEvil 2017-02-24
Chalkboard