I've just got why Ant loves Jaws so much

24  2017-02-23 by Dennyislife

His jaws bite girls hands and make their ribs break.

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ME: Wow...that's strong...that's fuckin strong. Mongo the Trucker, line 3"

Heeerrrrrre commmmmmes the lllllline of the day, llllline of the day.

We're gonna need a bigger niece!

Seen em eat a 9 year old once. Swallowed 'er hole.

We're gonna need a younger boy!

The hand biting and rib stomping were separate incidents I believe though I have no doubt that Anthony is capable of breaking a girls ribs with his mouth. The Cumias are known to have a strong bite on them.

I have no doubt that Anthony is capable of breaking a girls ribs with his mouth.

Funniest thing ive read all day

Joe Cumia: I've got kids at that Compound too.

I couldn't sleep last night and found myself for some reason looking up Youtube videos of people getting attacked by sharks, as we all do.

There's this one of a fat guy getting his calve bit by a bull shark, and it takes basically his entire calve off. They're carrying him out of the water and it looks like a ripped grocery bag hanging from his leg with nothing in it, I thought I was going to fucking puke. Bruuudal. Sniff.

I first read this as "Jews" and got confused.

We're gonna need a bigger oven

Your mom asked me to put a knitting needle in her cunt, and deep

Anthony Groom-ya.

I gotta stop this shit.

For 15 years she kept her virginity.

Not a bad record for the Compound's vicinity.

Saying she lost her virginity because she was raped by a shock jock is like saying someone lost their wallet because they were mugged.

"THOSE NiECE'S LEGS STAY OPEN. STAY OPEN!"

"We need those brothers daughters!"

Fellas, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Lightning boy spill out all over the dock.

...comin' back from the island of Tinian Deladyboy, just delivered the bomb, the Hiroshemale bomb...

Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged trans women.

Here's to swimmin' with young boys transitionin' to women.

TIL our ribs are in our hands.

He's also a holdover from the 70s that survives on nostalgic charm.