The hand biting and rib stomping were separate incidents I believe though I have no doubt that Anthony is capable of breaking a girls ribs with his mouth. The Cumias are known to have a strong bite on them.
I couldn't sleep last night and found myself for some reason looking up Youtube videos of people getting attacked by sharks, as we all do.
There's this one of a fat guy getting his calve bit by a bull shark, and it takes basically his entire calve off. They're carrying him out of the water and it looks like a ripped grocery bag hanging from his leg with nothing in it, I thought I was going to fucking puke. Bruuudal. Sniff.
Fellas, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Lightning boy spill out all over the dock.
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n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-02-23
ME: Wow...that's strong...that's fuckin strong. Mongo the Trucker, line 3"
n/a lolercakesmcgee 2017-02-23
Heeerrrrrre commmmmmes the lllllline of the day, llllline of the day.
n/a goo-gobbler 2017-02-23
Not sure which Jaws you mean?
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-02-23
We're gonna need a bigger niece!
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-02-23
Seen em eat a 9 year old once. Swallowed 'er hole.
n/a titcity 2017-02-23
We're gonna need a younger boy!
n/a Crownenberg 2017-02-23
The hand biting and rib stomping were separate incidents I believe though I have no doubt that Anthony is capable of breaking a girls ribs with his mouth. The Cumias are known to have a strong bite on them.
n/a srb9586 2017-02-23
Funniest thing ive read all day
n/a literalotherkin 2017-02-23
Joe Cumia: I've got kids at that Compound too.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-02-23
I couldn't sleep last night and found myself for some reason looking up Youtube videos of people getting attacked by sharks, as we all do.
There's this one of a fat guy getting his calve bit by a bull shark, and it takes basically his entire calve off. They're carrying him out of the water and it looks like a ripped grocery bag hanging from his leg with nothing in it, I thought I was going to fucking puke. Bruuudal. Sniff.
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-02-23
I first read this as "Jews" and got confused.
n/a Jaeromaru 2017-02-23
We're gonna need a bigger oven
n/a Jay_Moors 2017-02-23
Your mom asked me to put a knitting needle in her cunt, and deep
n/a jjoharanyc1 2017-02-23
Anthony Groom-ya.
I gotta stop this shit.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-02-23
For 15 years she kept her virginity.
Not a bad record for the Compound's vicinity.
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-02-23
Saying she lost her virginity because she was raped by a shock jock is like saying someone lost their wallet because they were mugged.
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-02-23
"THOSE NiECE'S LEGS STAY OPEN. STAY OPEN!"
n/a Trevelbond 2017-02-23
"We need those brothers daughters!"
n/a alobesmooth 2017-02-23
Fellas, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Lightning boy spill out all over the dock.
n/a JosefKWasArrested 2017-02-23
...comin' back from the island of Tinian Deladyboy, just delivered the bomb, the Hiroshemale bomb...
n/a truthie 2017-02-23
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged trans women.
n/a truthie 2017-02-23
Here's to swimmin' with young boys transitionin' to women.
n/a aegrotatio 2017-02-23
TIL our ribs are in our hands.
n/a clay-davis 2017-02-23
He's also a holdover from the 70s that survives on nostalgic charm.