I'm 27 and don't want them yet. Mostly because I'm under mountains of school and regular debt, and I enjoy being able to say yeah, I wanna smoke some weed, and listen to podcasts while playing some videogames after homework;Not, yeah, after homework I get to hang out with the girl again and listen to her bitch about how her friend looked at her dress, then maybe, if she's not to hand she'll let me cum on/in her instead of in my hand without consequence.
FAWK YEHA DVVVDVVV WE jUst a buncHa Krazii Koel Katz makiN all DA cooters wEt as FAWWWK. Dey be like "OMG Chippah Uz Meykin me Kreem in my panTS n ShizNit. We GUNNA sUCk yo PECKA".
An WE BE like "FawkU Bitchez we can TAKE CARE of rSelves"
I'd like to make a mean joke but I'm a softie (fag) really. Good for the frizzy haired mutant and his long suffering wife. All the best to the Roberts' x
It'll just mean more Uncle Paul which makes me happy. This little miracle will have no idea until they're older that there will be endless pedophile jokes about him/her.
I bet Sam has triplicate Diesel and Razor Ramon figures just so he can have the bathtub matches with razor and Diesel, Fake Razor and Fake Diesel and a pair in the package for safe keeping
I have a feeling Sam's babychat will rival that of Opie's. His version of Opie's "Man, in the end, there's just so much they don't tell you. Period." will be "So apparently with babies, _______ is a thing?"
Poor kid will have a terrible enveloped dick with protruding eyebrow like some cave dweller during the last ice age. Some bitches really don't give a fuck who they fuck, do they.
Oh cool, now for the rest of this year the S&J show will be filled with hilarious comedy about the Trials of raising a newborn. I'm sure Jim will have some quirky funny commentary about not being able to relate as he is a middle-aged man that loves transsexuals.
Im praying he has the wherewithal to keep the baby talk to a minimum. I feel like every person I know on the fucking planet famous or otherwise has a kid on the way, or just had a kid. I don't know what Im more sick of hearing about and what is more pervasive in my life, sports or babies. I despise both.
That said....may his first child, be a masculine child.
I happy for Sammy's mom but listening to the show, I get the feeling, and I hope I'm wrong, that he doesn't really sound too interested in being a dad. He doesn't say much about it and when he does, he's not particularly enthusiastic.
he said on air ages ago that he didn't want a kid but she did. We all said Sam and Jess were going to split up about it. Seems she tricked him for now.
Is the kid missing a toe? How olds the kid 6. His toes longer than some ppl fingers. Sam hit up WWE& Sirrius saying new subscriber HE Should of posted what he really meant. SEND MY BABY A BELT & Tshirts & figures. Sirrius give me more money
So far, it's been nothing but baby talk ad nauseum--90 minutes and counting...and yet I've continued to listen to it which says more about my mental deficiencies than about the show. I've now entered the the 'watching a train wreck' phase of my rationale for listening to this dreck. Opie is abysmal--no question. But Sam invokes a desire to bully-slap him into unconciousness.
Amber Tamblyn has welcomed her first child, a daughter, with her husband, actor David Cross, she announced Tuesday on Instagram.
“David and I are proud to announce the birth of our daughter, Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey jr,” the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants actress, 33, captioned a clip of her newborn’s foot, adding the hashtag “TheFutureIsFemale.”
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n/a MrCocklefroth 2017-02-20
Unlike opie
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-02-20
and here's sams last photo before this:
https://twitter.com/notsam/status/833688157208051712
he doesn't know how hard life is about to fuck him in the ass
n/a ok_to_sink 2017-02-20
Oh my god... those first 100 days are BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTAL
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-02-20
I'm too selfish to sacrifice my routine for a relationship. Fuck having a $250k burden on top of it.
n/a ok_to_sink 2017-02-20
I feel ya.
I took the plunge and I enjoy it. Kids are fucking hilarious but it's something you have to want.
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-02-20
I'm 27 and don't want them yet. Mostly because I'm under mountains of school and regular debt, and I enjoy being able to say yeah, I wanna smoke some weed, and listen to podcasts while playing some videogames after homework;Not, yeah, after homework I get to hang out with the girl again and listen to her bitch about how her friend looked at her dress, then maybe, if she's not to hand she'll let me cum on/in her instead of in my hand without consequence.
n/a OKChaps 2017-02-20
FAWK YEHA DVVV DVVV WE jUst a buncHa Krazii Koel Katz makiN all DA cooters wEt as FAWWWK. Dey be like "OMG Chippah Uz Meykin me Kreem in my panTS n ShizNit. We GUNNA sUCk yo PECKA".
An WE BE like "FawkU Bitchez we can TAKE CARE of rSelves"
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-02-20
Man's gotta eat, Chippah
n/a OnionRooms 2017-02-20
I'll have a kid at 50 so I can die when they are old enough for it to hurt.
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-02-20
So Opie.
n/a dmix 2017-02-20
Bam wasn't 50...
n/a hookahreed 2017-02-20
I can hear his giant feet clomping around the hospital.
n/a Anarox 2017-02-20
Oh he'll know soon, fuck my life
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-02-20
heh
n/a Anarox 2017-02-20
No heh, it really really is the fucking worst.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-02-20
i care JUST enough about him to want to check in every few months/years to see if he's failed yet
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-20
I'd like to make a mean joke but I'm a softie (fag) really. Good for the frizzy haired mutant and his long suffering wife. All the best to the Roberts' x
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-02-20
I'm sure Sam saw this and laughed, because, yes, he will continue to read this subreddit daily.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-02-20
Sam, I've been accumulating the gold as per your plan. We now have enough to start the next stage of the plan.
Plan.
n/a RacksDiciprine 2017-02-20
Congrats dude.
n/a Coosaw 2017-02-20
Congratulations
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-20
For what?
n/a OKChaps 2017-02-20
Oh, you know.
n/a Coosaw 2017-02-20
I'm retarded.
n/a thrillated 2017-02-20
Are you ever.
n/a _snoop_ 2017-02-20
Word.
Good on ya Sammy Bran Muffins
n/a TayNez 2017-02-20
It'll just mean more Uncle Paul which makes me happy. This little miracle will have no idea until they're older that there will be endless pedophile jokes about him/her.
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-02-20
Those wrinkly feet are hideous and a testament to Sam's poor genes. Best of luck buddy!
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-20
All newborn babies are wrinkly mate. They've just been in a warm bath for 9 months.
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-02-20
That is a disgustingly cute joke. I am filled with ambivalence.
n/a Opieisgod 2017-02-20
Or Sam has bad seed and his wife should try washing her cunt once in a while.
n/a Commie_Stomper 2017-02-20
A mulatto elephant?
n/a goo-gobbler 2017-02-20
aww perfect lil things to play turkey foot!
n/a ScorzeMan 2017-02-20
Uncle Paul is elated.
n/a lolercakesmcgee 2017-02-20
*triggered.
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-02-20
Are they going to fight over toys?
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-02-20
They'll get in screaming matches over who their favorite wrestler is when the kid turns 5.
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-02-20
Sam Jr, how many times have I told you not to play with my 1998 Jakk's WrestleMania XV Fully Loaded "Road Dogg" action figure! It's not a toy!
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-02-20
HONEY! Sam Jr. won't give back my replica WWE Spinner World Championship Belt!
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-02-20
LOL I actually had that exact figure in my collection growing up. Road Dogg's face scan was terrible.
n/a RahnBayngtin 2017-02-20
I bet Sam has triplicate Diesel and Razor Ramon figures just so he can have the bathtub matches with razor and Diesel, Fake Razor and Fake Diesel and a pair in the package for safe keeping
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-02-20
I laughed out loud at that, but then thought about it, realized that there might be some truth to it, and now I'm just sad for Jess.
n/a PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS 2017-02-20
Doesn't mean she can't light a few candles and share the bath.
n/a xyniphis 2017-02-20
I hope the kid hates wrestling
n/a Patmcpsu 2017-02-20
They'll also fight over who gets the last dinosaur-shaped chicken nugget.
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-02-20
I bet Sam only had a kid so for the next few years he can eat all his favorite things.
n/a mrflibble1492 2017-02-20
the most disturbing thumb toes I have ever seen
n/a dassabessdoe 2017-02-20
Looks like he could climb trees with those things.
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-02-20
He is part monkey.
n/a slongbinh 2017-02-20
I'm sure. They are bigger in diameter than his father's arms.
n/a frrunkis 2017-02-20
Why aren't more people talking about these freakish feet
n/a SlurpeeMolot 2017-02-20
Give the kid a break, he's been pickling in cunt-brine for a few months.
Insensitive guy who's ignorant of anatomy.
n/a SeckaPuckaRevival 2017-02-20
I believer the correct medical term is "Niggery Chimp Feet"
n/a piggyboi 2017-02-20
Expect Sam to start yapping on air about his "NCF Foundation" and begging for donations to cure "NCF."
These fucking celebs - they don't care about anything until it happens to them.
n/a unclepaul84 2017-02-20
Fuck that stupid baby
n/a naziniggerfaggot 2017-02-20
I'm happy for Sam, but "Fuck that stupid baby" is kinda funny.
n/a Suvario 2017-02-20
Username / post combo of the week.
n/a TobyTheRobot 2017-02-20
yeeaAAAHH, SHUAA!!
n/a ValleyChip 2017-02-20
I love this subreddit.
n/a Humble_is_great 2017-02-20
Very excited for a few weeks of solo Jim in the morning. Maybe even some Denny
n/a ScorzeMan 2017-02-20
Doubt it Sam will most likely be in tomorrow.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-02-20
He can leave for 4 hours. Opie just took off because he's a faggot.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-02-20
Black gene must be recessive.
n/a LamarThePotato 2017-02-20
Black and white photos hide the truth.
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-02-20
Uhoh that kid looks white... Jess has some explaining to do
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-02-20
Chimp Roberts got cucked by a silverback
n/a shredler 2017-02-20
Oh boy I'm screwed
n/a piggyboi 2017-02-20
It's a filter - kid's as dark as midnight :(
n/a Yellow-5 2017-02-20
Looks like Edgar's feet.
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-02-20
Even though i'm not a father and don't know a thing about raising babies. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let that baby have a better diet than Sam.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-02-20
tit milk til 19
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-02-20
cock milk till 20.
n/a TheDarkFezRises 2017-02-20
A healthy Roberts cocktail of cock milk and HGH.
n/a cum-pound-me-dia 2017-02-20
Saltines and Buttermilk til 50
n/a GraphOrlock 2017-02-20
The greatest treats
n/a MattMattMatthew 2017-02-20
Booby juice
n/a YouAintGotToLieCraig 2017-02-20
If Jess ever runs dry, Sammy can always call up an old friend of his.
n/a PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS 2017-02-20
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8mujdL2BX2w/hqdefault.jpg
n/a Aniemal 2017-02-20
Break out the bottles of HGH and testosterone, Lucy's having a faggot!!!!
n/a Fairlysquarely 2017-02-20
Well I was wrong. Neanderthal's aren't extinct
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-02-20
Jess will prepare the kid his favorite meal of soft foods and juice, that they love and doesn't upset them, because he's a fussy eater.
Then she'll feed the baby.
n/a BuzzWeedle 2017-02-20
OH SHIT NIGGAZ SHOTS FIRED! FACE!
n/a xaway3 2017-02-20
Babies are fucking disgusting.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-02-20
Yep. No down vote here. It's embarrassing how helpless humans are when other animals can fall out of a cunt hit the ground and be walking soon.
n/a TheDarkFezRises 2017-02-20
Dysgenics in action.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-02-20
Raising his own kids. Novel concept around here.
n/a Anarox 2017-02-20
The blackest sub on reddit
n/a lemskroob 2017-02-20
good god that boy is as ugly as shit. His baby is unattractive as well.
n/a IggysGlove 2017-02-20
Good for sammie. Hopefully he names the kid something cool like Intercontinental Champion Roberts.
n/a OKChaps 2017-02-20
I'm sure Uncle Paul will be flicking nickels off those ankles in no time.
n/a fish_flower 2017-02-20
you think Opie will send his best wishes?
n/a TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-02-20
OF COURSE I wish the guy nothing but the best...
n/a strappingyoungladdie 2017-02-20
That kids got great odds as far as the genetic lottery goes
n/a RedditorsAreFagggots 2017-02-20
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n/a Dawgsie 2017-02-20
Wait, someone fucked that guy?
n/a illydelph 2017-02-20
She's way out of his league too.
n/a Come_Honor_Cheeks 2017-02-20
Meaning she's a 6.5 in good lighting and he's shaped like a shaved australopithecan
n/a LamarThePotato 2017-02-20
Did he just plug his 2 employers while announcing his new baby?
n/a grocery_man 2017-02-20
What a kiss ass.
n/a dankfranklin 2017-02-20
I have a feeling Sam's babychat will rival that of Opie's. His version of Opie's "Man, in the end, there's just so much they don't tell you. Period." will be "So apparently with babies, _______ is a thing?"
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-02-20
Is it a boy? I'm blocked so can't see the photo.
Poor kid will have a terrible enveloped dick with protruding eyebrow like some cave dweller during the last ice age. Some bitches really don't give a fuck who they fuck, do they.
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-20
Pretty sure it's a boy. Jimmy made a joke about "welcome to Edgar Roberts." He (almost certainly) wouldn't have made the joke if it was a girl.
n/a i_saw_nothing 2017-02-20
I wonder if he's pissed at Jess because he's going to have to miss WWE Raw tonight.
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-20
DVR nuggah!
n/a Peter_______________ 2017-02-20
Happy for ol' Sammy boy.
n/a Nulltor 2017-02-20
I hope your first child is a more masculine version of yourself
n/a RichHeads 2017-02-20
congratulations Sam but why are you posting a picture of your feet?
n/a RichHeads 2017-02-20
Oh cool, now for the rest of this year the S&J show will be filled with hilarious comedy about the Trials of raising a newborn. I'm sure Jim will have some quirky funny commentary about not being able to relate as he is a middle-aged man that loves transsexuals.
n/a BlandOld 2017-02-20
cromag feet
n/a MaskedUploader 2017-02-20
tss lets hope pyscho SIDS doesn't do a run-in or sumpthin
n/a Iouisck 2017-02-20
Hope that little mongrel walks out of a window like Eric Clapton's stupid baby.
n/a YouAintGotToLieCraig 2017-02-20
Born on the night of WWE Raw. It's a Kwanzaa miracle.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-02-20
Im praying he has the wherewithal to keep the baby talk to a minimum. I feel like every person I know on the fucking planet famous or otherwise has a kid on the way, or just had a kid. I don't know what Im more sick of hearing about and what is more pervasive in my life, sports or babies. I despise both.
That said....may his first child, be a masculine child.
n/a Uboat1940 2017-02-20
He's going to be miserable. And then, all he's going to talk about is kids stuff thus further seperating him from Jim.
n/a dfuller39 2017-02-20
Did he b&w the photo because the kid is semi-beige?
n/a 1073WAAF 2017-02-20
Looks like he's ready for some turkeyfoot. Shucka shucka shucka.
n/a Bandits82 2017-02-20
Hand-me-down WWF wrestle buddy Hogan doll he played with last month.
n/a Uboat1940 2017-02-20
He has ruined his life (I know, it's wonderful, etc.). His fun radio career and sexy girlfriend/wife days are over though.
n/a RJMontgomery 2017-02-20
It would be great if the first thing out of Sams mouth when he returns is "sorry I was away babysitting my kid."
n/a Lady_Dis_Liver 2017-02-20
Congrats to Jesse and Rich Vos
n/a molotovspritzer 2017-02-20
the consummate company man.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-02-20
Seriously, why the greyscale photograph? To hide the baby's real skin color? And do all newborns look like midgets with rapid ageing disease?
n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-02-20
The feet are more probated than his hominid father. Ayyy nayyye
n/a The-Lunger 2017-02-20
I happy for Sammy's mom but listening to the show, I get the feeling, and I hope I'm wrong, that he doesn't really sound too interested in being a dad. He doesn't say much about it and when he does, he's not particularly enthusiastic.
n/a Dennyislife 2017-02-20
he said on air ages ago that he didn't want a kid but she did. We all said Sam and Jess were going to split up about it. Seems she tricked him for now.
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-02-20
We're not going to make fun of your kid, Sam.
Congrats to you, you brilo haired retard, on having a child. I hope he or she is healthy, as well as the mother, and I wish you all three the best.
n/a Ezze777 2017-02-20
Is the kid missing a toe? How olds the kid 6. His toes longer than some ppl fingers. Sam hit up WWE& Sirrius saying new subscriber HE Should of posted what he really meant. SEND MY BABY A BELT & Tshirts & figures. Sirrius give me more money
n/a could-of-bot 2017-02-20
It's either should HAVE or should'VE, but never should OF.
See Grammar Errors for more information.
n/a CspiceLeReddit 2017-02-20
no one wants your grammar corrections in this sub you shitty bot, gets AIDS
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-02-20
He's a father in the same way Gregg is. In other words, they're both supporting someone else's kid. Anyone seen Jess near Bam?
n/a newtbutts 2017-02-20
No he's not
n/a WiredTrucker 2017-02-20
Wow look at those feet. Is this picture really Sam's kid? Jess gave birth to a chimp.
n/a kencat100 2017-02-20
So far, it's been nothing but baby talk ad nauseum--90 minutes and counting...and yet I've continued to listen to it which says more about my mental deficiencies than about the show. I've now entered the the 'watching a train wreck' phase of my rationale for listening to this dreck. Opie is abysmal--no question. But Sam invokes a desire to bully-slap him into unconciousness.
n/a KetoLubber 2017-02-20
Why is no one commenting on those horrific, wrinkled baby feet ?
They look like Orangutan appendages.
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-02-20
At least he will never be this:
Amber Tamblyn has welcomed her first child, a daughter, with her husband, actor David Cross, she announced Tuesday on Instagram.
“David and I are proud to announce the birth of our daughter, Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey jr,” the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants actress, 33, captioned a clip of her newborn’s foot, adding the hashtag “TheFutureIsFemale.”
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-02-20
Chimp Roberts got cucked by a silverback
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-02-20
Man's gotta eat, Chippah
n/a McGowan9 2017-02-20
DVR nuggah!
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-02-20
I bet Sam only had a kid so for the next few years he can eat all his favorite things.
n/a shredler 2017-02-20
Oh boy I'm screwed
n/a piggyboi 2017-02-20
It's a filter - kid's as dark as midnight :(